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ITT: Spagett offers relationship advice
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Yes, thats right, I am now offering relationship advice to anybody who needs it. Spagett is the doctor of love, and he is here to offer you the cure to whatever ails you. ... ... ... SPAGETT!!! Click here for pure Spagett-filled fun! You got a problem with me? Let’s take it to the arena! Do you want to donate to the cause? I accept internets. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/14/2009 2:22PM |
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SPAGETT bump. Still offering love advice. You don’t get a chance like this every day. Click here for pure Spagett-filled fun! You got a problem with me? Let’s take it to the arena! Do you want to donate to the cause? I accept internets. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/14/2009 3:25PM |
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Get out. ¦] Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/15/2009 4:34PM |
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Dear Spagett,
I’m totally bummed because all the IRL fabulous persons around me are all closet-case ****ty NSA whores. I can’t find anyone that I would love to share a burial plot with. What should I do?
Sincerely, Recommencer Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/15/2009 4:44PM |
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Recommencer Posted:
Well, most gay people, from what I could tell from watching television, like cats and tropical fish. If you can stage some sort of cage battle between cats and tropical fish and also serve fruity drinks, the gays will flock like buzzards on a dead horse. Then it will be hours of “surprise bumsex” for hours, and I am pretty sure they won’t turn you down. You sound like you might be cute, not like I am interested or anything. SPAGETT!!! Click here for pure Spagett-filled fun! You got a problem with me? Let’s take it to the arena! Do you want to donate to the cause? I accept internets. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/15/2009 10:32PM |
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Dear Spagett,
I just can’t find a woman who’s right for me. What can I do?
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| Posted On: 03/15/2009 10:37PM |
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Spagett Posted:
OH SPAGETT, you’re a GENIUS.
And when the surprise bumsex ends in BREEDING, I’ll scream “SPAGETT” in your honor. Oh TYTYTYTYT!!! XOXOXOXOX (homo)
(EDIT: EXCITED POOR GRAMMAR) Recommencer edited this message on 03/15/2009 10:48PMLog in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/15/2009 10:45PM |
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Dear Spagett, My husband is a bisexual person with aspergers disorder. would it be wrong to cheat on him or would he just not notice? Signed Lashana Serene
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 03/15/2009 10:46PM |
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Xemnas Posted:
To be totally honest, all women are the same. All you need to do is lower your standards, really if you were to start with if they are breathing and move up from there, things will get easier. It probably won’t be anything a couple hours on a stairmaster can’t fix. Click here for pure Spagett-filled fun! You got a problem with me? Let’s take it to the arena! Do you want to donate to the cause? I accept internets. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/15/2009 10:52PM |
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LashanaSerene Posted:
He is probably cheating on you anyway. There shouldn’t be any problem with cheating on him. Tubmail me your phone number and we can start working on that. Click here for pure Spagett-filled fun! You got a problem with me? Let’s take it to the arena! Do you want to donate to the cause? I accept internets. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/15/2009 10:53PM |
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Dear Spagett,
I wanna to bang out a hot ****, but I don’t wanna have to work hard for that sweet vagoo. I lost my roofie connection years ago, so not go there. I usually just get em drunk and then swoop in for the easy kill, but this method has failed me as of late. Please halp Spagett, my balls are swollen with semen and have a blueish tint!
Best Regards,
Generic Racist
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| Posted On: 03/19/2009 9:28PM |
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Generic Racist Posted:
Easy. Spike her beer with NyQuil. If she is dumb enough, you can convince her that it is green beer from St. Patric’s day. She should be out in an hour. Not that I condone this behavior. enjoy is wrong. Click here for pure Spagett-filled fun! You got a problem with me? Let’s take it to the arena! Do you want to donate to the cause? I accept internets. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/20/2009 3:07AM |
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dear spagett,
do you know a subtle way to bring up safewords with a partner? don’t get me wrong, being kicked around is lots of fun but the loaded guns have me worried.
– bd
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| Posted On: 03/20/2009 7:53PM |
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BloodyDemise Posted:
I happen to know from personal experience that there IS NO subtle way to add safewords in your relationship. The best way is to probably say things like, “I wanna use safewords, ****er. This ain’t no Chinese fire drill!!!” One of my favorite safewords is “SPAGETT!!!” And of course, if things don’t work out, you know what my tubmail is if you need a new BF. Click here for pure Spagett-filled fun! You got a problem with me? Let’s take it to the arena! Do you want to donate to the cause? I accept internets. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 1:12PM |
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Spagett Posted:
*whispers* Spagett….that’s a boy… Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 1:18PM |
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Dear Spagett,
I am heads-over-heels, madly and utterly in love with a girl in my clbum. Sadly, I am a girl, too, and she’s Catholic and has a boyfriend. Whatever shall I do? Recommencer is one of the best persons ever to exist in this world! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 1:21PM |
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Recommencer Posted:
Oops, nevermind about the tubmail thing. I bet Recommencer might like you though. Click here for pure Spagett-filled fun! You got a problem with me? Let’s take it to the arena! Do you want to donate to the cause? I accept internets. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 6:27PM |
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Bauhaus_Girl Posted:
Like I said before, all women are the same, especially catholic women. Do yourself a favor and fall in love with a spider monkey. At least they only smell like **** whenever they take one. Click here for pure Spagett-filled fun! You got a problem with me? Let’s take it to the arena! Do you want to donate to the cause? I accept internets. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 6:30PM |
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Spagett Posted:
gee, i don’t know if that would work out.
but i’ve been told stiletto boots do a lot for my legs, how fussy are you about the whole female thing?
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| Posted On: 03/22/2009 3:52AM |
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BloodyDemise Posted:
It wouldn’t. Don’t come crying to me.
I leave your legs for the Spagett. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/22/2009 3:58AM |
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