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Baron Von Du-
ckerton IV

Avatar: 149148 Mon Mar 02 22:46:59 -0500 2009

Level 28 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

I need advice!!

To escape the horrible, empty lonliness of my empty home, I spend most of my time at an Internet Cafe where I can drink chai tea and scowl at the happy people on teh street.

And for a long time I have been able to nurse my eternal pain there in peace, alone in my dark corner…

But what do I do now! There’s this, um, person… a guy… who’s bein really nice 2 me, like, *really* nice… like he gave me a ‘Despair’ mix tape and said my new broken heart tattoo was cute. Log in to see images!

But he’s a Hacker!! And he wears super bright colors! He’s, like, the anti-emo!

What do I do… Log in to see images!


Only my Avatar can fully sum my full existence of life. But alas, my lack of artistic talent makes me awake , weeping.

It belongs instead to geeksnextcomic.com/

The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I REALLY MISS INCIT, LOL

Kill his mom. That’ll teach that happy ****er.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Turn around and look at the hot troll behind you. That’s me.

Pay no attention to the excrebot on the snack case.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Baron Von Du-
ckerton IV

Avatar: 149148 Mon Mar 02 22:46:59 -0500 2009

Level 28 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

.... that’s even worse.


Only my Avatar can fully sum my full existence of life. But alas, my lack of artistic talent makes me awake , weeping.

It belongs instead to geeksnextcomic.com/

Recommencer

Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Question inward, Baron. Are emotions so droll to only require one colour of clothing? Maybe he doesn’t wear his darker side on the sleeve? Maybe opposites can attract?

And then, if all else fails, take The Baroness’ advice and kill his mother. It does seem to do the trick in a pinch.


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CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

Overdose on Flintstones Chewables while listening to Eleanor Rigby on loop.


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Pechelle

Avatar: 138737 Sat Mar 14 15:29:48 -0400 2009

[Blistered Nipples]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Also try killing his pets, if he has any. Log in to see images!


Bad news, bad news, Come to me where I sleep,

Turn, turn, turn again.

Sayin’ one of your friends is in trouble deep,

Turn, turn to the rain and the wind.

Tell me the trouble, Tell once to my ear,

Turn, turn, turn again.

Joliet prison and ninety-nine years,

Turn, turn to the rain and the wind.

BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

tie him up with his own clothes.

have yourselves some sadomasochistic fun.

fluoro looks better bloodstained…


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Recommencer

Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Restocking the shelves bump.


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