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How To Have Sex With A Woman
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1. Follow A Single Woman Home 2. Bash her head with a big rock. 3. Tie her up, unless she is dead. 4. Have your way with her multiple times. 5. Take pictures of you with the 6. Post pictures on flamebate. 7. Feel bumhurt as people call you a virgin who used photoshop. 8. Follow their mother home. 9. Repeat steps 2 – 8. 10. Blog on Live Journal. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/12/2009 1:05AM |
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| Posted On: 03/12/2009 4:03AM |
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...but you can’t even do that right! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/12/2009 4:03AM |
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You got the rock part wrong. Strike her in the head repeatedly until you bust a hole in her skull, then **** her brains out. Literally. |
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| Posted On: 03/12/2009 4:08AM |
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Xylon, you’re my GOD.Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/12/2009 3:46PM |
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bad thread Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/12/2009 10:12PM |
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I find it ironic that Xylon made a “how to have sex” thread.
I’m so clever. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/13/2009 12:45AM |
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I’m stuck at step 2. I mean, there are not many big rocks near where this girl lives, and big rocks are really heavy and suspicious, so I can’t just be carrying it. Where do you get your big rocks Xylon? Are there any big rock delivery services I’m unaware of? I tried using a home made molotov, but then the corpse got too hot for ****ing, and by the time she got cool she had lost color, and I don’t dig burnt geishas. Maybe I could pay a homeless guy to carry the stone for me, but then I might catch a glimpse of the hobo’s disgusting dirty male reproductive organ.
Hmm.
Edit: Maybe if I take my strong and hairy brother with me? But that could lead to incest. ____ edited this message on 03/13/2009 2:14AM
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| Posted On: 03/13/2009 2:12AM |
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Funny, most of those steps are unnecessary for gay males. You breeders ARE so better at courting. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/13/2009 2:23AM |
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Funny you should ask about the rock, so if you are too tiny to carry your own rock you can always carry your own stick Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/13/2009 2:31AM |
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Ah, good advice, I might even dress as an English gentleman to make things more interesting.
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| Posted On: 03/13/2009 2:41AM |
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lol Xylon
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| Posted On: 03/14/2009 3:50PM |
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Here’s a better idea:
Follow her home (With rope and plenty of duct tape).
Tie her up, and gag her with three strips, two diagonal, and one horizontal.
Pull down both pants.
**** her either in woman's genitals/bum.
Optional: Take her with you as your personal sex slave! Don’t forget to use a good bag to take her. Id you have and attic or a basement, you can store her there for yourself.
Recommended positions for woman: Hogtie, Mummification, Frogtie.
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| Posted On: 03/14/2009 5:36PM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
Choo choo…........ Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/14/2009 7:23PM |
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| Posted On: 03/14/2009 11:43PM |
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| Posted On: 03/14/2009 11:44PM |
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| Posted On: 03/14/2009 11:45PM |
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