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Fun Stray Bullet

Altone

Avatar: Sad Face
5

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 20 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

This card discards a random Domination card from the opponent of your choice.

———————

I like it.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Ah I was going to make this thread and get some flamebate score..

edit: is this the only new card?

Inertia edited this message on 03/11/2009 9:40PM

The Girl Wit-
h Mad Skillz-
Yo

Avatar: Code (Green)
14

[Homosexual Goose M-
afiosi
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

So a random version of the destroyer? It’s not a bad card but with all the suggestions of new cards, I don’t see what’s so special.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

The Girl With Mad Skillz Yo Posted:

So a random version of the destroyer? It’s not a bad card but with all the suggestions of new cards, I don’t see what’s so special.

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Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
37

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

platypus.

The Girl With Mad Skillz Yo Posted:

So a random version of the destroyer? It’s not a bad card but with all the suggestions of new cards, I don’t see what’s so special.

No. The card removes a random Domination *card*, not a scoop. It’s a good card and one that’s been called for by players for quite some time now.

The Shade

Avatar: 107703 Sun Jan 04 22:31:23 -0500 2009
10

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Cool. Do you see which card it discards, or does that stay secret?

Gauss

Avatar: 50037 Mon Oct 27 13:36:33 -0400 2008
42

[RPG Codex]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Basically you can destroy 4 scoops of a player you can’t bumhole – that’s quite powerful.

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

Do we really need another attack card? There are lots of ideas for cards that don’t just directly hit people.

– Crouching Coward: The next offensive domination card that you play on a player will appear anonymous

– Box of Chocolates: gives X scoops, but the scoop types given are chosen at random (X = 3)

– Erection: Takes X scoops of your choosing and puts them all into one scoop flava (maybe X = 5?)

– Flacid: Redistribute X scoops of a chosen flava and randomly spread them out (maybe X = 5?)

– Feminine Caller: Allows a user to disarm a shield equipped (for the next attack only – if there’s no shield equipped, the card does nothing)

– Counter Strike: The next character that uses an offensive card against you loses X scoops (X = 2, can be auto-equipped)

– Mirror Mirror: Sends the next attack that comes your way back at the source

– Pbum the Buck: Redirects the next card used against you to the next user (based on total scoops)

– male reproductive organshot: Nullifies the next card someone tries to use (doesn’t have to be directed at you)

Etc.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Gauss Posted:

Basically you can destroy 4 scoops of a player you can’t bumhole – that’s quite powerful.

I dont think you could actually make such comparison..

defense-wise a card is worth about 2 scoops imo

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

The Shade Posted:

Cool. Do you see which card it discards, or does that stay secret?

please answer this someone

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Altone Posted:

This card discards a random Domination card from the opponent of your choice.

———————

I like it.

Finally, a way to discourage early card hoarding. Well done IMO.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

okay a question that needs to be asked just to be sure.

do shields absorb this?

Inertia edited this message on 03/12/2009 6:28AM

BINGEBOT 2015

Avatar: 38 2010-12-05 22:39:25 -0500

Level 12 Troll

I AM A GIANT FART FACE

The Shade Posted:

Cool. Do you see which card it discards, or does that stay secret?

Right now you can’t see which card you discarded. Not a bad idea, will see if I can get it to do that.

The Girl Wit-
h Mad Skillz-
Yo

Avatar: Code (Green)
14

[Homosexual Goose M-
afiosi
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Bashy Posted:

No. The card removes a random Domination *card*, not a scoop. It’s a good card and one that’s been called for by players for quite some time now.

My bad. Yeah, it’s pretty cool I guess. And of course it would have to be random otherwise you’d see the cards they have (maybe not the numbers though).

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Inertia Posted:

do shields absorb this?

Just played a stray bullet, and was blocked by a shield. So yes.

Ricket edited this message on 03/13/2009 1:38AM

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Ricket Posted:

Just played a stray bullet, and was blocked by a shield. So yes.

well this card isn’t really that powerful then

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Inertia Posted:

well this card isn’t really that powerful then

It’s power level is less than bumhole, but greater than Shotgun. Obviously you would wait to play this card until you’ve run out of Thief, Destroyer and Shotgun cards.

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Although the helpfulness is ruined by the shield. It’s only useful if used in conjunction with peeping tom (unless of course they only have 1 card). In either case it will destroy a card. I feel the shields should only protect scoops imo.

So1o

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles
14

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I dunno, the fact shields stop them means it is guaranteed to take out a shield, rather than take away an MI or a thief, would be pretty good really, though obviously sometimes you just wanna hit their attack cards.

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Yes, but other attacks also take a shield. Like a shotgun, bumhole, destroyer, thief. You still paying 4 scoops for it. True, you’d still have more cards for screwing with their scoops… at most 1 extra attack card to use for every stray bullet you have. You know, if you bought attack cards too.

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