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News Man dies after 12 hours of sex

priscilla

Avatar: Pink Dress
10

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2009/03/05/59415_todays-news.html

He won the bet too. Is there a more proud way for a man to die?

n1cK

Avatar: Rocker Chick

Level 11 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

damn, it depends on the women, if i’d have needed that much viagra. i mean.. if they wre tubgurls, i could fully understand… Log in to see images!

Big Bang

Avatar: 95349 Sun Jan 11 01:23:56 -0500 2009
6

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

n1cK Posted:

damn, it depends on the women, if i’d have needed that much viagra. i mean.. if they wre tubgurls, i could fully understand… Log in to see images!

Don’t flatter yourself

GGH

Avatar: 105218 Tue Feb 17 15:32:24 -0500 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

ITT: Old news.

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

fine upstanding member of society can’t hang.

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

So if you make a bet that you can get rid of headache do you take a whole bottle of Tylenol? God, I swear the world is getting stupider everyday.

MercWithMouth

Avatar: 150029 2009-09-15 13:35:36 -0400
17

[WeChall]

Level 35 Hacker

Verbose and long-winded as always

MercWithMouth: If only he didn’t take the pills.

HarryLongabaugh: he accidentally ate a whole bottle…

elionbel: all i care is that it makes me laugh.

MercWithMouth: He’d have been an inspiration to men around the world.

MercWithMouth: Lol. Oh, no. It wasn’t accidental. The participants are simply saying that to

HarryLongabaugh: really if i had to choose how i wanted to die that woule be it

Lollerman: And in the afterlife, he said “DANG, I knew I should’ve taken the red pill!”

MercWithMouth: spare him further disgrace in death!

Lollerman: Actually, my granpa died during intercourse.

MercWithMouth: I doubt that. He never even got to have sex. He died within minutes of ingesting the bottle.

HarryLongabaugh: you can either die a woman's genitals or overdose with two hot ****es with the proposition of $6000

MercWithMouth: Lol. That would be cool… But how did you find that out?

Lollerman: My granma felt guilty for 5 years before accepting the fact that he died just the way he always wanted.

Fenchurch: That was almost like speech.

MercWithMouth: I dunno. It sounds painful. Imagine your entire circulatory system rupturing at once.

Lollerman: Well, after the funeral, my granma would not speak for the following 4 days

Lollerman: then somebody actually asked her why.

What_tha_Fox

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles
2

Level 19 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

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Lollerman

Avatar: 128395 Tue Mar 17 06:34:05 -0400 2009
2

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

MercWithMouth Posted:

Worst part being that it’s true.

Gotarda

Avatar: Corset 2
4

Level 60 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

“Old but gold”

At least the guy died happy. Spending half day f*cking… damn! This guy is a genius at the same time such an idiot…

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

what a sly dog

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

That is legendary haha.

RIP Log in to see images!

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

What a dumbbum, seriously.

“LOL 12 HOUR ORGY LET’S TAKE THE WHOLE BOTTLE AT ONCE”

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Awesome way to die. I think every troll envies this man today.

XpiK

Avatar: 156676 2010-03-25 16:17:40 -0400

Level 42 Camwhore

I have sex with fish!!!!

Daaaaamn, that’s the way to go.

I can only hope that my death will be half that awesome. D:

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