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Rant 1337 Peen Suggestion!

Magilla

Avatar: Code (Blue)
5

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

So I was pwning Suburban Gangsta, and happened to do 1337 points of damage Log in to see images!. Shouldn’t there be a peen for this? It would mean figuring out how much your attacks do in various forums to get the damage to be just right, there would be an element of randomness, and it would serve as an achievement as well.

What say, mods?

Edit: In order to fully flesh out the idea, there could be more Peens involved. As elenaratelimit suggested, there could be one for doing 666 damage, a “How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down” peen for doing 42 damage, an easter egg peen for doing the exact amount of damage as Evil trout’s birthday in mm/dd/yy format. Wait, that’s too many digits. But you get the idea.

Magilla edited this message on 03/08/2009 10:14AM

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

I’ve done that too a while back.

However this was with a fixed damage attack. So it would be relatively simple to do it, presuming you can get your offense to the right number.

So if it does get implemented, don’t make it worth much.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

no but there should be one for 666 pwnage

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o wait no sig in nrp

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Log in to see images! elenaratelimit edited this message on 03/07/2009 11:23PM

Magilla

Avatar: Code (Blue)
5

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

dobnits Posted:

I’ve done that too a while back.

However this was with a fixed damage attack. So it would be relatively simple to do it, presuming you can get your offense to the right number.

So if it does get implemented, don’t make it worth much.

Well it would still mean going out of one’s way to get the offense to the exact amount, right? Just like going out of one’s way to get 1000 IP’s. I mean, everyone can theoretically do it, but only those who want to, will.

Cycieties

Avatar: Bacteria

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Signed.

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Troll: Shock Sites, 67 Offense.

Emo Kid: Post Suicide note, 127 Offense (simplest)

Hacker: avtr/404, 146 Offense (more possibilities)

Permanoob: Impossible

Camwhore: Impossible

Bad idea.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Did you factor in the penalty for attacking a forum that was higher level than you, Pro? Does that make it possible for the CamWhore or PermaNoob?

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Acid Flux Posted:

Did you factor in the penalty for attacking a forum that was higher level than you, Pro? Does that make it possible for the CamWhore or PermaNoob?

It’s quite possible that it does, but all competitive players are level 35 at this point anyway.

Edit: Ran the numbers, turns out it’s not possible. Permanoobs are simply too weak, Camwhores have no variable base damage attacks to speak of.

DEAD FAGGOT edited this message on 03/08/2009 6:36PM

Magilla

Avatar: Code (Blue)
5

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

the Pro Posted:

It’s quite possible that it does, but all competitive players are level 35 at this point anyway.

Edit: Ran the numbers, turns out it’s not possible. Permanoobs are simply too weak, Camwhores have no variable base damage attacks to speak of.

Well, I think you’re forgetting attacks like Ophelia and Recipes which do a set amount of damage each turn. Also, for stuff like 42 damage, Lv 35 people who have nothing better to do could just go back and haxl their offense down, unequip high offense equipment, attack the appropriate level forum etc. It gives us SOMETHING to do, right?

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Anybody can do 1337 damage with Ophelia and 162 offense, if my calculations are correct. However, only the Hacker can get that much offense, so it’s kinda moot.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

Anybody can do 1337 damage with Ophelia and 162 offense, if my calculations are correct. However, only the Hacker can get that much offense, so it’s kinda moot.


You are forgetting the Goose Recipes, which does double the dmg of ophelia

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

Anybody can do 1337 damage with Ophelia and 162 offense, if my calculations are correct. However, only the Hacker can get that much offense, so it’s kinda moot.

It does 1338 damage.

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