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Clbum idea: Neckbeard
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The Neckbeard
Secondary Attribute: Body Odor
High frugality, high luck (has rolled many a d20), medium upkeep, Charisma raises as BO decreases. Lower defense and offense. Perhaps lower ego too.
Attacks:
WoW – Neckbeard posts about WoW Linux – Neckbeard posts a unix/linux command, i.e. “echo $QUOTE | grep “I’m a ‘[Rr]etard” or something ridiculously long Dungeons and Dragons – Posts about DnD Rant – Obsessively rants about inconstincies and tiny foibles in movies and (comic) books
Abilities: *HEADSHOT! – posts something like “m-m-m-m-monster kill” or “TERORISTS WIN!” Boosts some stat.
Equipment:
*Something awful forum upgrade *Warhammer 3000 collection *Black Lotus MTG card *Toy Yoda *The Clapper —- with mod chips! *Alien Edition Fleshlight
Items:
Mountain Dew Cheetos Cold pizza BEAT_WOMEN edited this message on 03/07/2009 6:00PM |
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| Posted On: 03/07/2009 5:56PM |
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Upvoted. |
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| Posted On: 03/07/2009 6:02PM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
Yeah, quality post. I lol’d. |
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| Posted On: 03/07/2009 6:03PM |
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Neckbeards are a quintessential internet stereotype, so it’s very appropriate and not a niche internet poster. |
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| Posted On: 03/07/2009 6:13PM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
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| Posted On: 03/07/2009 6:32PM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
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| Posted On: 03/07/2009 6:39PM |
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6/10 |
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| Posted On: 03/07/2009 6:41PM |
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I like the references to some games best about the idea |
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| Posted On: 03/07/2009 8:23PM |
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upvotedLog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/07/2009 11:20PM |
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upvoted. |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2009 12:46AM |
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Upvoted. |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2009 6:30AM |
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Abilities: “LEEEEEEROY JENKINS!” Convert ego to secondary status. |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2009 11:15AM |
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Plastic Handsome Posted:
That might be under my “HEADSHOT!” ability, though.
HEADSHOT! = neckbeard’s ability to pwn games with his amazing amount of time spent in front of said game, that’s why. |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2009 3:11AM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
get to work Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2009 4:52AM |
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should also include something about MY ASIAN GIRLFRIEND
or alternatively, the gold standard |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2009 4:58AM |
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nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:
An “OH SO RONERY” skill
Jawsome. |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2009 11:48AM |
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nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:
I kind of wanted to avoid political nonsense for the Neckbeard, in case it fit a future clbum better. |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2009 7:18PM |
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But please, if this does actually make it into the game, please please please have one of his items be “Something Awful Forums Upgrade.” |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2009 7:23PM |
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that wuz a gret idea,I thell u wat!Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2009 7:29PM |
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Maddi891 Posted: |
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| Posted On: 03/16/2009 6:24PM |
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