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Sex CLOSED: What is sexy? A potentially NSFW contest.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

I need to ask twill if I can repost her picture here. She is the definition of sexy for me.

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 03/07/2009 1:00PM

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Smart is sexy.

And an awesome Cornel West clip (apparently I can’t embed more than one video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ywBLEUoqok

plk edited this message on 03/07/2009 1:33PM

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

You.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Me.

NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

I find musicians to be quite sexy.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Bumping for more sexy!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I think despite Mr Timberlake’s efforts “sexy” has been bludgeoned to death by sex as a marketing tool.

Society seems to no longer have any use for subtlety.

Alee

Avatar: Ashtray
15

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Already a win thread to me. Log in to see images!

I will spoiler tag this because embedding such high levels of sexy need to come with a warning.

WARNING: VIEWING THIS WHILE OVULATING WILL CAUSE PREGNANCY. VIEWING THIS WHILE PREGNANT WILL CAUSE TWINS. VIEWING THIS WHILE MALE WILL CAUSE HOMOSEXUALITY. VIEWING THIS WHILE HOMOSEXUALLY MALE WILL CAUSE AN ERECTION SO HARD IT LITERALLY EXPLODES. VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK
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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

For me sexy is all about subtlety, about mystery. I feel there needs to be a line drawn between what you’re attracted to, the different types of attraction (cute, pretty, beautiful) and sexy.

Personally, I’m most attracted to cute/pretty girls. Cute is awkwardness, freckles, crooked smiles and even chapped lips. Sexy, however…

Sexy is an arched eyebrow, a knowing smile. Sexy is a girl making a come hither motion with her fingers, doing all those things, and walking into a dark room.

Sexy is her writing you a poem about what she wants to do to you in that dark room.

And sexy is light touches that promise you more, the kind that send shivers up your spine and make your skin tingle.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Hmmm. I honestly care little for seeking out romance unless I happen to run into someone interesting (I’m happy with life anyway p much), but I’ll give this a shot.

I have a weakness for geeky girls (seemingly rare around here), and on that note intelligence is very attractive, as is a sense of humor. The kind of humor that can appreciate both silliness and a bit of a logic/common sense.

I like to talk a lot IRL, often about everyday stuff, definitely about video games (if I think my victim will be interested Log in to see images!), sometimes about silly trivial things, but I also enjoy a good chat about the psyche, human evolution, history, religion, and a few other choice topics. I really appreciate people who are willing to discuss a wide range of things, but don’t necessarily agree with me.

If the person (either gender for this matter) pretty much only talks about getting wasted, parties, cars, various people they dislike, clothing, non-stop about mostly themselves, etc (depressingly common for people my age in this town), it’s a good way to quickly find themselves receiving the “smile, nod, occasionally agree, look for a polite way to excuse myself ASAP” treatment. Log in to see images!

Generally though, somebody who strikes the right balance of not taking life too seriously, but also not being shallower than a puddle I find hella sexy.

oh yeah and a decent body doesn’t hurt Log in to see images!

lol TF;DR Log in to see images! Something_Witty edited this message on 03/08/2009 1:07AM

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ

Avatar: 143321 2012-12-01 08:11:39 -0500
7

[KLAN OF PENGUINS A-
ND RACECARS
]

Level 42 Troll

I secretly like the Fairy Penguin

You mother ****ers best just give up, cause I win, nothings sexier than steven seagal.

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Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

The promise of more and varying degrees (from subtle (sexy look) to blatant (naked oily gyrating body)) of hintage at what this more could entail.

Wyrd edited this message on 03/08/2009 6:45AM

Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

this:

this:

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and celerysteve’s cawk

Generic Racist edited this message on 03/08/2009 7:49AM

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ Posted:

You mother ****ers best just give up, cause I win, nothings sexier than steven seagal.

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thought that was this guy at first

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baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

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-FAP FAP FAP.-

Log in to see images! baou30 edited this message on 03/08/2009 1:15PM

Sakurazawa

Avatar: 142811 Sat Mar 14 20:21:30 -0400 2009
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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I think this man’s jaw is actually the sexiest thing I have ever seen. I don’t have rhyme or reason for it, unfortunately.

Universalm00-
tsniffer

Avatar: Code (Blue)
1

[D C A S]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Sexy is rl women which fw is starved of! lolololololololololololololololol

Enjoy the male reproductive organ,fabulous persons.

MOD EDIT: No trolling in this contest. Consider yourself warned.

Manul

Avatar: 135220 Tue Apr 14 14:02:34 -0400 2009

[2ch]

Level 34 Hacker

Pet the cat. PET THE CAT BYOATCH.

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Shall i be honest? BP’s are sexy.

Spagett

Avatar: 141179 2010-08-11 22:12:34 -0400

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 19 Permanoob

“Asshat”

To be honest, sexyness is all about attitude, and has little if anything about physical appearance.

But since I feel like I gotta show something:

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