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Hando

Avatar: Server Hacker

[ANAL enjoy]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

1. Would you rather be beaten with:

A. a bullwhip

B. a leather belt

C. a ping-pong paddle

D. a hairbrush

2. How many holes have you done it in:

A. 0

B. 1

C. 2

D. 3

3. Oral sex is:

A. Part of my daily routine

B. Something for special occasions

C. A chore

D. Something I would never do

4. Which of the following is the most appropriate punishment for enjoy?

A. Death

B. Castration

C. Community Service or less

D. Not saying Thank You

5. One in four women in college have survived or attempted enjoy:

A. True

B. False

C. Unsure

D. This is the first I heard of this.

6. Have you raped anyone?

A. I brought it on

B. I am ashamed for pbuming out on his bed

C. I did time for it

D. I am a virgin

7. During sex when you said NO, which of the following would you like to happen as a result:

A. More intensified sex

B. Finishing up immediately

C. Stopping altogether

D. Punched in the side of the head and more intensified sex

8. Which is the most important to you:

A. Money

B. Shoes

C. Sex

D. Attention

9. After a long anal session I pull out and discover my male reproductive organ has turned brown:

A. I laugh

B. EW

C. Apologize immediately

D. I get on my knees and immediately clean it off with my tongue

10. Typical place to have sex is:

A. Bedroom

B. Couch

C. Hotel room

D. Alleyway

11. Do you have sex on the rag?

A. NO

B. It’s good for my cramps

C. Doesn’t matter at all

D. As long as he wears a condom

12. Which bondage item do you most prefer?

A. Handcuffs

B. Duct tape

C. Rope

D. Whip

[b]13. You are blindfolded, hands tied, headphones on, and a nose clip is

attached. Your significant other and three strangers have intercourse

with you. Can you tell which one is not the stranger?[/b]

A. Yes, without a doubt

B. No possible way

C. Maybe, can we try again?

D. What, only 3 strangers?

14. Have you ever been tied to the bed?

A. Yes, it was exciting

B. Yes, but I didn’t enjoy it

C. No, but I’d love to try it

D. Why would anyone do that?

15. Describe your physical reaction during sex:

A. Move? I can’t move, I’m tied to the bed.

B. Oh my God, I think I broke my back/legs/jawline

C. Whew, that just saved me money on a gym membership!

D. What, I was supposed to move?

16. Condoms are:

A. Required always

B. Only for the first few times we do it

C. Take away from the realness of sex

D. Carefully taken out of the garbage after he leaves and spread inside of me to try and get pregnant

17. SCC or RACK?

A. SCC

B. RACK

C. I’m not into BDSM

D. I do not know what any of these terms mean

18. Generally how long into a relationship before you indulge your kinky side?

A. Upon first meeting

B. After sexual relationship starts

C. After establishing mutual compatibility

D. I have no kinky side

19. Where do you draw the line during rough sex?

A. Being submerged headfirst into a toilet bowl during anal

B. Urolagnia

C. Ball-gagged, chained to a cross and knifeplay

D. Handcuffs, hot wax, biting to leave bruises

E. Nibbling, light scratching, maybe a little spanking

F. All of this is too extreme for me

20. I buy you some ice cream as an after dinner treat, you:

A. Retire to the sofa with me 1 bowl, 2 spoons

B. Say thanks and eat it out of the bowl on the table

C. Take turns licking it from the box

D. Save it in the fridge for later

Hando edited this message on 03/02/2009 7:18PM

OdinGodofWar

Avatar: Sneakers

[ANAL enjoy]

Level 29 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

Hai guyz I found the cheat sheet!

1. Would you rather be beaten with:

Real men use their bare hands.

2. How many holes have you done it in:

It doesn’t matter how many they’ve done it in. They better be ready to do it in all of them.

3. Oral sex is:

Required

4. Which of the following is the most appropriate punishment for enjoy?

Consenting to it.

5. One in four women in college have survived or attempted enjoy:

The rest died.

6. Have you benn raped by anyone?

Trick question, there is no such thing as enjoy.

7. During sex when you said NO, which of the following would you like to happen as a result:

It doesn’t matter what you like.

8. Which is the most important to you:

Dishes

9. After a long anal session I pull out and discover my male reproductive organ has turned brown:

Spit the blood and broken teeth out of my mouth, then I get on my knees and immediately clean it off with my tongue

10. Typical place to have sex is:

In the pooper.

11. Do you have sex on the rag?

It doesn’t matter, my vag should be bleeding during sex anyways.

12. Which bondage item do you most prefer?

Whichever one i’m tied up with.

13. You are blindfolded, hands tied, headphones on, and a nose clip is

attached. Your significant other and three strangers have intercourse

with you. Can you tell which one is not the stranger?

The one who punches me in the stomach.

14. Have you ever been tied to the bed?

I deserved it.

15. Describe your physical reaction during sex:

Muffled screams.

16. Condoms are:

So he doesn’t get covered with the filth in my infected ax wound.

17. SCC or RACK?

My needs don’t matter.

18. Generally how long into a relationship before you indulge your kinky side?

When he quits punching me.

19. Where do you draw the line during rough sex?

You need your hands free to draw a line.

20. I buy you some ice cream as an after dinner treat, you:

Use it to retard the facial bruising.

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