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Feature Suggestion for new level 4 mission: Rules & Regulations!

SG94

Avatar: 53266 2011-07-31 00:43:01 -0400
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[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

The most anal, compulsive tattle tale on this site, mess with me and meet the ban axe ****

Hi, I’m SG94 and I report a lot of posts to help the moderators and make ForumWarz better. Lately, there have been a lot of new users and not all of them seem to follow the flamebate rules.

Which made me think that it would probably be a good idea to implement a new mission that players have to beat before they can post on flamebate. I call it Rules & Regulations! Here’s how it works:

Upon reaching level 4, a new sTalk conversation is initiated by… Evil Trout! He will congratulate the player on reaching level 4 and thank him for playing ForumWarz, and announce that he now has access to the boards, if he can prove he knows the flamebate rules. Then the conversation ends and the player studies the rules and after that starts a new conversation where ET will give the player a test.

If the test is completed successfully, the player can post on flamebate. If not, the player will have to wait 3 days to take the test again, and if the test is done particularly awful, permabanned.

This would cut down on the number of Trolls because no one can claim they didn’t know the rules when they started posting. I think this is a great way to make the site better.


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Level 35 Camwhore

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

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Beta Romeo

Avatar: 114488 Sat Feb 07 19:20:46 -0500 2009
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Re-Re

Even I think its a lame try. OP must be a real cheap whore


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
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Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

I dunno. It’s actually a pretty good idea.

Runescape did something similar with account security, in that they had a maze or something with doors you’d have to get through by answering questions about the rules. You’d be rewarded with items or money as you progressed further.


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Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

Shii Posted:

I dunno. It’s actually a pretty good idea.

Runescape did something similar with account security, in that they had a maze or something with doors you’d have to get through by answering questions about the rules. You’d be rewarded with items or money as you progressed further.

LOL RUNESCAPE… THIS IS THE KIND OF PERSON THAT READS ALL OF OP’s POSTS.

THE SAME KIND OF PERSON WHO LIKES TO CHILL WITH UNFUNNY UNSUPERVISED SMALL CHILDREN WHO CAN’T USE THE INTERNET PROPERL-

Maybe I should read all of OP’s post…

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

MC Banhammer Posted:

REALLY tempted to move this out of the RP forums and then sign it…

I would do it if I had mod powers D:


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ShadyPixels

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[70 Character Story-
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GGH

Avatar: 105218 Tue Feb 17 15:32:24 -0500 2009
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Context Posted:

Maybe I should read all of OP’s post…

There’s no need to do such a thing.

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Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

GGH Posted:

There’s no need to do such a thing.

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Oh, well if you insist, I’ll FORCE myself not to read it…

Phariad

Avatar: 129763 Mon Jun 15 22:35:47 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 43 Troll

“Banned Camper”

SG94 Posted:

Hi, I’m SG94 and I’m a woman's genitals little **** who spams reports at the moderators for any little thing and make ForumWarz worse.

Fixed.

SG94 Posted:

Upon reaching level 4, a new sTalk conversation is initiated by… Evil Trout! He will congratulate the player on reaching level 4 and thank him for playing ForumWarz, and announce that he now has access to the boards, if he can prove he knows the flamebate rules. Then the conversation ends and the player studies the rules and after that starts a new conversation where ET will give the player a test.

Hmm… “studies the rules” sounds rather ridiculous, I mean, I didn’t use the forums until I was level 15, this may just put off good posters from the boards. Also, ET is too cliché. Bidsquid should do this imo. And the test idea is OKAY…

SG94 Posted:

If the test is completed successfully, the player can post on flamebate. If not, the player will have to wait 3 days to take the test again, and if the test is done particularly awful, permabanned.

HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. BACK THE FUN BUS THE HELL UP. You’re trying to say that if a player fails a test about the rules on forums, which are numerous and poorly explained, they’ll be permanently banned from the site? I am reporting this post for trying to dwindle the revenue of this site to single digits.

I’m not even going to read the rest of this bull****, because it probably involves him saying that people don’t already know the rules, despite that the majority of banned players are far from “new”.

A much better solution, a really much better would be that upon entering the forums, they’d be given a screen that displays the rules and says “Do you accept?”. If you accept, you’re given access. If you don’t you go back to your character page. And if you said ‘no’, the next time you go to the forums, you’re given the identical screen, and if you say “yes”, you never see it again.


TL;DR: SG94 is a fascist bum kissing fabulous person. Instead we should have a screen with a yes/no bumon, no test or any of that bull****.

Phariad edited this message on 03/02/2009 7:08PM

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Celerysteve Posted:

Phariad is p cool imo.

Goatse II Posted:

I think Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Loose Johnny Posted:

Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Now you can be a cool guy too: Troll Ambiance Mafiosi.

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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

MC Banhammer Posted:

REALLY tempted to move this out of the RP forums and then sign it…

Why not ask SG94 to repost a serious version in GD? To be honest, some type of mandatory rules viewing before posting in Flamebate would be pretty effective.


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GGH

Avatar: 105218 Tue Feb 17 15:32:24 -0500 2009
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Phariad Posted:

BUNCH OF WORDS

I seriously hope you are trolling.

If not…

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Phariad

Avatar: 129763 Mon Jun 15 22:35:47 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 43 Troll

“Banned Camper”

GGH Posted:

I seriously hope you are trolling.

Sigh… I even put a TL;DR version..which I’ll repost now..

Phariad Posted:

TL;DR: SG94 is a fascist bum kissing fabulous person. Instead we should have a screen with a yes/no bumon, no test or any of that bull****.


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Celerysteve Posted:

Phariad is p cool imo.

Goatse II Posted:

I think Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Loose Johnny Posted:

Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

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Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

SG94 Posted:

Hi, I’m SG94 and I’m a dooshe who watches childporn.

Thanks for that information?

Acid Flux Posted:

Why not ask SG94 to repost a serious version in GD? To be honest, some type of mandatory rules viewing before posting in Flamebate would be pretty effective.

Will it really? Maybe we know the rules but just think “**** you.”

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SG94

Avatar: 53266 2011-07-31 00:43:01 -0400
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[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

The most anal, compulsive tattle tale on this site, mess with me and meet the ban axe ****

I’m glad with the positive responses so far. Maybe you guys can contribute some suggested test questions?


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Jarwain

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Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

SG94 Posted:

I’m glad with the positive responses so far. Maybe you guys can contribute some suggested test questions?

this would be alot easier if you put it in GD… cause peoples trolling is screwing the topic up. i like what you strive for, keeping Flamebate clean and all that, but i hate minimods… sigh


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Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

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Jarwain Posted:

this would be alot easier if you put it in GD… cause peoples trolling is screwing the topic up. i like what you strive for, keeping Flamebate clean and all that, but i hate minimods… sigh

Don’t encourage it.

Jarwain

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Context Posted:

Don’t encourage it.

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