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Macho Get well CoreyJess!

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

ilu coreyjess

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

Glad to hear you’re (sorta) okay!

Hope ya get well soon man Log in to see images!

trespbumersw-
ill

Avatar: 103299 Fri Jan 16 02:30:06 -0500 2009
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

I HAVE DIFFICULTIES LETTING GO OF FORUMWARZ

Good luck! I hope you have a very speedy recovery.

naughty-mayh-
em

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
41

[Board of Directors]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Get better, CoreyJess!

Speedy recovery!

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Try to save some of the pills for when you’re all better Log in to see images!

Also yeah hurry up and get better you b p cool.

Johnny Mac edited this message on 03/08/2009 8:18PM

Manrus

Avatar: 94400 Fri Dec 05 17:02:10 -0500 2008

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

Me and all of my alts are glad to hear that you’re (relatively) OK. Get well soon buddy.

The Ferv

Avatar: Middle Finger
7

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

****, man. Just saw this – here’s hoping for a speedy recovery.

Good to hear you’re (mostly) in one piece, though – get well soon!

The Ferv edited this message on 03/08/2009 11:22PM

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Hey Guys,

My warden, I mean wife, has allowed me a few minutes to shed some light on what happened to me.

On Saturday the 28th, at about 3AM, I was driving my rental on a freeway when I must have spun or something, because I was t-boned by a semi going the same direction. The police said the road was icy, so most likely that is what happened.

I don’t actually know, because I don’t remember anything from about Friday afternoon till Monday night.(Which feels weird since I haven’t lost a whole weekend since my college days)

I woke up in ICU, where they were keeping me unconscious until the swelling in my brain went down. I woke up to a mangled leg, a broken shoulder, some minor internal injuries, a face like Frankenstein’s monster, and a headache so bad I couldn’t hear or speak.

The scans and xrays show I should have no permanent damage to my head, besides the damage I’ve done myself over 30+ years of life. My hearing and speech are back to normal, but my daughter says I look like I called Superman a wuss. Did I mention it hurts to laugh still.

Next comes healing and a couple minor surgeries later on to fix a few things, but the doctors are optimistic, so I’m trying to be too. They even let me come home Friday evening, cause they said I’d get more rest and recuperation time here. I guess none of them have kids.

Chat still moves to fast for me to focus on, so you won’t find me there yet. I was only able to finish this post thanks to my lovely and patient wife, who I humbly apologize to for the warden comment. Log in to see images!

Anyways, thanks again for the warm wishes, and I hope to be failing at trolling Forumwarz sometime again in the near future.

-Corey

PS: Happy late birthday Trout, sorry I missed the festivities.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Let me be the first to say I am happy you are (relatively) all right.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Superman. Ha.

CoreyJess Posted:

PS: Happy late birthday Trout, sorry I missed the festivities.

Such dedicated peen-whoring (note the post isn’t even edited to add that in) should be rewarded IMO. It’s the least I can do for a guy who was in ICU.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Sounds scary. T-boned by a semi? Log in to see images!

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

GET WELL >:|

Clarity

Avatar: Tight Skirt
2

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 22 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Superman. Ha.



Such dedicated peen-whoring (note the post isn’t even edited to add that in) should be rewarded IMO. It’s the least I can do for a guy who was in ICU.


You do realize that I typed it for him, and have been reading him the posts. Where’s my peen. Log in to see images!
jk
Who’s Trout again? Is he important?
jk there too.

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Oh no, I’m so sorry that this happened to you. Hoping your recovery doesn’t take too long and is as painless as possible.

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

It’s great to hear that you’re okay, Corey! Recover soon! Log in to see images!

The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I REALLY MISS INCIT, LOL

I’m glad you’re okay!!! Get well soon! Eat chicken soup! /motherly instincts

glowspawn

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
15

[Uber-Newbz]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

CoreyJess Posted:

I woke up in ICU, where they were keeping me unconscious until the swelling in my brain went down

Ay-yi-yi!

I’m extremely late to this thread, and you have no idea who I am, but I also am glad you pulled through and are expected to eventually get better.

Best of wishes on your recovery.

lolbronnih

Avatar: 103335 2010-01-24 16:16:08 -0500
1

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 15 Camwhore

kinda looks like martha stewart while stirring

Log in to see images!

hasty recoverings to y’all

xxxx

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Oops didn’t know what happened until now. Get well soon man Log in to see images!

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

I’m glad to know that if I one day (god forbid) got into a bad accident like this the community will come together to wish me well.

Kinda nice to belongLog in to see images!

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