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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

You’ve guessed it, it’s the RectumScan 7.0 (full + keygen)

    * Luck +6
    * Defense +6
    * Charisma +6
    * Max Processing Power +150

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/97180-rectumscan-7-0-full-+-keygen-prog

Go crazy. Happy bidding.

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

Physics Posted:

You’ve guessed it, it’s the RectumScan 7.0 (full + keygen)

    * Luck +6
    * Defense +6
    * Charisma +6
    * Max Processing Power +150

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/97180-rectumscan-7-0-full-+-keygen-prog

Go crazy. Happy bidding.

The Useless Program is better; it actually provides Offense, unlike the RectumScan.

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

zagerblag Posted:

The Useless Program is better; it actually provides Offense, unlike the RectumScan.

Rectum is considered best for hackers, as the op stated, due to the pp boost.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

zagerblag Posted:

The Useless Program is better; it actually provides Offense, unlike the RectumScan.

This. You have more than enough luck and defense from your 4x Beast0rs, let alone other .moars, charisma caps really low, and Ripro+Implant+Book is more than enough processing power to pwn any forum at max threads without consumables (though you have to be careful spamming avtr against engrish and dykea.

RectumScan really isn’t all that good, but it is awfully rare.

Andy_Dextruss Posted:

Rectum is considered best for hackers, as the op stated, due to the pp boost.

The people who consider this, however, are wrong for the reasons I stated above. The best program for hackers is the best program for anybody, since Ripro+Book+implant is more than enough processing power. The only “Best for hackers” .moar file that isn’t “best for everybody else” is Ripro, which gets the nod over ****.milf because you give up frugality for processing power.

It’s worth it to give up frugality on your .moar for PP, it’s not worth it (for Hackers at least) to give up offense for anything.

Possibly a Cabbage edited this message on 03/01/2009 6:01PM

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Edit: p much ninja’d by what appears to be some sort of vegetable.

DEAD FAGGOT edited this message on 03/01/2009 6:02PM

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

Valid points, Cabbage. Still:

#) it gives +6 Luck

#) it’s a very rare .moar file (only Denture Chat drops it)

physics@small-box:~/Temp$ cat visit.history | grep 'Denture Chat' | wc -l
70

So: 70 visits with 80+ Luck for 2 Rectum Scans Log in to see images!

Physics edited this message on 03/02/2009 5:20AM

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

I personally consider RectumScan to be better for hackers than useless program that only wastes space. it depends on what your other files are, of course, but those +6 Offense won’t make a difference if you have pink floyd. useful program might be better for lower forums though.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

Both are good.

For low-level forums I use my lucky gear – 101 Luck.

For the 33+ Lvl forums I use my Pwning Gear – 190 Offense.

quantumenergy

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
43

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

My dear friend I really want that file but it’s a bit over my budget Log in to see images! quantumenergy edited this message on 03/02/2009 5:35AM

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

I’ll probably get file #3 soon, idk Log in to see images!

 Missing:    * Piece #12


God, I hate grinding Denture Chat

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

*subtle bump*

Good file for Luck freaks and PP fans

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

Physics Posted:

Valid points, Cabbage. Still:

#) it gives +6 Luck

#) it’s a very rare .moar file (only Denture Chat drops it)

Well, Hackers really don’t need much in the way of luck. I manage 70 luck with just beast0rs and .moars, that appears to be enough (there’s no evidence that luck actually helps beyond 50).

But it is a scandalously rare file, so good luck getting as much crazy scratch as you can for it. I’d bid high, but I just spent a fair bit of flezz on Tom Cruise and Incit Photos, so I might catch you on the next one. So instead, enjoy this bump.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

OK, now I feel dumb and obsessed.

Log in to see images!

Should I lay off the Luckool-aid?

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

Physics Posted:

Valid points, Cabbage. Still:

#) it gives +6 Luck

#) it’s a very rare .moar file (only Denture Chat drops it)

physics@small-box:~/Temp$ cat visit.history | grep 'Denture Chat' | wc -l
70

So: 70 visits with 80+ Luck for 2 Rectum Scans Log in to see images!

Really? You should only need about 42 RectumScan drops to build a complete RectumScan from scratch; I would expect you to need at most 60 drops to build 2 RectumScans. You must have gotten really unlucky or screwed up somewhere.

andrewp182

Avatar: 117622 2015-02-10 15:53:37 -0500
1

Level 35 Hacker

handi-capable

I thought that buying a RectumScan would be the first thing that I’d do when (If?) I reach level 35.

Then I ran into the level 33 forums.

Granted, RectumScan is a nice file if you have offense up the whazoo, I feel that I should get a useless program or other files with an offense boost first.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

zagerblag Posted:

Really? You should only need about 42 RectumScan drops to build a complete RectumScan from scratch; I would expect you to need at most 60 drops to build 2 RectumScans. You must have gotten really unlucky or screwed up somewhere.

Perhaps this item is just like Pink Floyd. High luck makes it harder to find the final pieces.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

Or… maybe not.

physics@cardboard-b0x:~/Temp$ cat visit.history | grep 'Denture Chat' | wc -l 
72

One run on DC with 102 Luck and I found piece #12

Log in to see images!

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

1 day remaining

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

One hour left, kids. Bid, bid, bid for Physics. I like gambling and wasting   on junk.

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