that god existed

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One of my friends thought girls had male reproductive organes and pooped out babies lol.

I used to call disabled parking spaces “Bloody disabled.” Because that’s what my parents said when they’d go to park and realised what it was. My friends parents used to get shocked when they’d go somewhere to park and from the back seat hear “Not over there, that’s a bloody disabled.”

haha must of been awkward…my one friend thought girls had male reproductive organs too…the wierd thing is that his mom told him they did..

wat

people used to tell me that if you swallowed chewing gum it would wrap round your heart and you’d die. i believed that for waay longer than i should have lol,

...and speaking of eating seed…

Apple, Orange and Watermelon plants/trees could grow in your stomach. Hmm…maybe that’s where I derived the semen+stomach=baby thing…hmmm…

i used to think asian people were really pro because they could eat rice with sticks

i was like, how the hell do you pick up those tiny pieces with a pair of sticks? it’s impossible!

and later i found out that they haxed the rice and added water and stuff so it’s really easy to pick up and now i don’t think asian people are cool anymore :<

collagere Posted:

My friend (and I realize that it may look like its actually me but whatever) thought girls ****ed out their woman's genitalss (to put it bluntly) up until last week.

He didn’t get it until I drew him a diagram *shudders at awkwardness*

yeah i had the same problem

KFC and Kentucky Fried Chicken were entirely different things.

Peugeot was pronounced something like “Pew-jee-ot”.

When I first had sex, I thought I had to pee.

I thought Widget from Widget the World Watcher was a real character and the cartoons storyline was based on facts… This was after I saw a guy in a Widget suit of course.