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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

FAQ:

What is Troll Ambiance Mafiosi, isn’t that a Swedish Metal Band?

Troll Ambiance Mafiosi is a groundbreaking, cutting-edge, industry-leading, high-end dynamic new way to enjoy Forumwarz through a Klan-based interface that provides the user with a deeply gratify, memorable and exciting gaming experience.

What?

It’s the Klan Jesus would join.

You uh… do you take medication?

One time I fashioned a crudely-rigged pocket woman's genitals from raw bacon.

Is that kosher?

As long as you don’t put an uncirgreat timescised male reproductive organ in it.

Who can join this Klan?

Trolls.

What if I’m an emo kid can I join?

No, but you should check out the other klan I made with my alt.

I’m in another klan — and I would never admit this — yet my heart secretly yearns to frolic amongst you and have you touch me my special place where I feel no pain and everything is bright with wonder. Only it can never be. No… No I mustn’t… Oh God, why must you torture me with this confliction!?

Seek therapy.

Is that it?

That’s about it.

Well, I must say, you haven’t exactly convinced me. Anything else?

I’ll could call you and we could talk about this.

Are you serious?

Yeah, what’s your number?

503-655-9064

Alright, you’re going to pick up the phone right?

Yeah.

Hey, it’s me Celerysteve from the forum.

Oh hey, wasup, Celerysteve?

Nothin’ really. Just ****in’ around on the computer I guess… What are you doing?

Just hanging out I guess. You doing anything else tonight?

Just uh.. well I mean, I’m like… you know…

No what?

I’m like, uh, touching myself… I mean that’s cool right?

Umm… I mean, I guess, It’s kinda weird I guess… I don’t care… I mean, like, how are you doing it?

Well I got my male reproductive organ out and it’s in my hand… feels pretty good. What are you doing.

Nothing really. I mean I’m just hanging out and stuff.

You should take off your pants right now.

Ok.

Did you do it?

Yeah.

Mmmm… So are you gonna join that klan for me?

Um… Yeah… Well, I kind of already started…

You’re joining it right now?

Yeah.

Tell me how you’re joining it.

I um… I requested an invite and you sent it to me and I joined.

Mmmm… Yeah… I like that.


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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Malt Liquor Mafiosi For Lyfe.

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Brb Saving Thread.


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CAPTAIN SODA

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[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

IS THIS A KLAN I WOULD CONSIDER JOINGING


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Crappy klan imo Log in to see images!

Buy my Brolex Watch for only 5,955 http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/91561-brolex-watch


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

EVERYONE THINKS THAT I LEFT THIS ****TY GAME

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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

wat


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

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Phariad

Avatar: 129763 Mon Jun 15 22:35:47 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 43 Troll

“Banned Camper”

Full of Won


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Celerysteve Posted:

Phariad is p cool imo.

Goatse II Posted:

I think Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Loose Johnny Posted:

Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Now you can be a cool guy too: Troll Ambiance Mafiosi.

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

CAPTAIN SODA Posted:

IS THIS A KLAN I WOULD CONSIDER JOINGING

NO.

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Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

[insert generic klan propaganda]

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I HATE NIGS

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2

[WE HATE NIGZ]

Level 24 Hacker

i'm a stupid fine upstanding member of society loving fabulous person who has male fine upstanding member of societys **** in my bumhole

CAPTAIN SODA Posted:

IS THIS A KLAN I WOULD CONSIDER JOINGING

Holy **** he’s back.


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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

TOO AWESOME!

*DITCHES CELERYSTEVE FANCLUB RELUCTANTLY*

SEND ME AN INVITE YOU AGONIZINGLY BEAUTIFUL SOCKCUCKER


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Request moved to top of klan talk forums.


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Ger-Man

Avatar: 75072 2010-07-15 14:18:11 -0400
53

[WeChall]

Level 69 Permanoob

WeChall sucks

I wish I were a troll


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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

And so a klan of ****ty, celerysteve ****ty clones was born.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Raepdog Posted:

And so a klan of ****ty, celerysteve ****ty clones was born.

Thereby increasing the level of Raepdog’s bumhurt exponentially.


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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Celerysteve Posted:

Thereby increasing the level of Raepdog’s bumhurt exponentially.

More parabolic of a bumhurt if you were to curve it with doles/time. Its a bell.

You’ve been p cool lately tho.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Raepdog Posted:

More parabolic of a bumhurt if you were to curve it with doles/time. Its a bell.

You’ve been p cool lately tho.

Moving this above all the fabulous person threads by **** trolls who don’t make the cut for this fine organization.


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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

Lol I got an invite from you guys! I accepted it, posted goatse in your forums, then left.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Yeah, and nobody gave a ****. That thread is filled w/ shock images now. Also you’re probably gonna get get ****ed up.


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