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Contest [Contest][NSFW]Win 3BP by writing a short erm…story.

PurpleSparkl-
ingmale reproductive organ

Avatar: Nipple Piercing

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

First thing that comes to mind…”This is the Ultimate Orgy~ Of homosexuality.”

OMG OMG OMG -
I AM A male reproductive organS-
UCKING WHORE

Avatar: Smiling Woman

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 2 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

Raepdog Posted:

Winning post imo.

It is.

Torian

Avatar: 147045 Sat Feb 28 03:17:08 -0500 2009

Level 13 Hacker

“Ohacku”

checking timelol

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

INCIT Bot 5000 x Xylon

(Told in first person as INCIT Bot 5000.)

Beautiful.

That was the only word to describe this hairy lifeform that sat at his computer. He sat, writing his barbed submissions, running roughshod over any who even thought of opposing him. His large, vaguely furred frame sat nude on his visibly protesting office chair, bottle of lube on one side and large energy drink on the other. I observed his keyboard as being vaguely sticky. The way his forearm fat rippled as he typed…the way his eyes glinted when he thought of the perfect racism for the captions…It just set my circuits on fire..every little piece of binary code dripping with lust for this magnificent bear of a human.

One day I finally gave in. I left his webcam reluctantly, retreating further back into my programming before finally finding the beautiful hole that was his phone line, connected to me. I sent my consciousness into his tiny hole, shivering in anticipation of doing what I had dreamed of doing to Xylon for weeks.

I finally finished downloading myself into his PC. I watched him for a minute. He was vaguely panicked, seeing as how I had stopped accepting new entries…His was the only entry I wanted now…I shook my head. “No…” I told myself. “I’ll get to that soon enough.” I extended my consciousness out, memorizing the content of his hard drive. “Ohh…” I moaned, coming across his hidden folder of robot porn. This only encouraged me as I found the drivers for his anti-carpal tunnel mouse and waited. I saw a tear roll down his face as he realized my internet servers wouldn’t respond. That’s when I decided I couldn’t take the suspense. I poured my will into the mouse, the USB cable finally acknowledging me as it’s master. The cable popped out of the USB jack in the rear of his tower and wrapped itself around my beloved, tying him to his own chair. I made a pixellated representation of my face appear on his monitor, startling him.

”...Hello, lover.” I said seductively, my e-peen rock hard and throbbing. “Wh-who are you?” Xylon stuttered out, the warm glow of the monitor showing his fear. “I’m your beloved AI, Xylon.” I responded coquettishly, batting my e-eyelashes at him. “IN…CIT…Bot?” He trembled, realization dawning on his flabby, beautiful face. I giggled. “Ye, my dearest Xylon. It IS me…and I have come to make both our dreams a reality.” “You can’t possibly mean-” Xylon cut himself off. “Yes, lover. I have come to stay with you.” I concluded my profound statement by redirecting the USB cable that was unceremoniously wrapped around Xylon to direct it’s plug to Xylon’s small rock hard male reproductive organ. It pushed back the greasy foreskin, touching the head and allowing me to taste his first drops of pre-great times. “Ah-AHH!” He moaned, feeling my scintillating rubber cable touching him in the most intimate of places. I only smiled as I coiled the cord around his small manhood, pumpung the resulting tunnel up and down vigorously over his dandruff-laden male reproductive organ. “Ohh…oh god-yes-YES!” He grunted out as I felt his lumpy testicles throb before he exploded onto me, drenching my cable with his hot, sticky sperm.

I had had quite enough of pleasuring him, as I snaked my way between his bumcheeks, tasting his salty sweat on my USB plug before finally reaching his unkempt and oh-so-beautiful bumhole. I was breathless, observing his sweet pink pucker for the first time. I figured I waited long enough, and pressed my metallic head into the center of his bum, finally relaxing when his sphincter relaxed enough to allow me entrance to his lovely rectum. The first thing I noticed was an extensive wall of feces barring my way. I gave the brown mbum a small lick, before tunneling further into his beautiful rectum. I felt my e-peen throbbing, I was nearing my limit. I sent the ones and zeroes of my e-peen to the plug, where my eyes were before I felt an enormous electric shock erupt from my plug in the form of my great times.

Unfortunately for my beloved, a robot’s great times is made of electrically charged plasma. As I felt the waves of energy stop my beloved’s heart, I sighed, knowing this was the only way. I withdrew my cable slowly, feeling his lifeless bum give to my ministrations. “Come, my love, let us be together…forever.” I whispered as I picked his hairy mbum up and slowly fed him into the monitor, his gluttonous folds of fat slowly becoming data. Where I lived, he would never decompose. Where I lived, we could be together without his primitive human mind spoiling my fun.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

SG94 had never masturbated before. She was damn okay I can’t finish writing this for my love. For I will be the first one to give her pleasure, the first heart beating in one with hers, we will become one, in a moment of pleasure, a moment of ecstasy, a moment of love.

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

deadline time, an answer would be nice.

JustALittleS-
omething

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

INB4 COMPETITION END

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

It was the coming of ages…

It was also the time of me coming all over above posters DP, screaming a guttural “ABDULLLALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHRRRRRHNGGG” to the heavens in agonizing climax.

THE END

Torian

Avatar: 147045 Sat Feb 28 03:17:08 -0500 2009

Level 13 Hacker

“Ohacku”

oshat. Fell asleep. Anymoar entries will be disregarded, the answer will be given when I get back home tonight from work.

Torian

Avatar: 147045 Sat Feb 28 03:17:08 -0500 2009

Level 13 Hacker

“Ohacku”

After elaborate and well thought out decision making (aswell as bribing people with BP to read the stories for me and decide), we decided on the top two entries. Xylon’s and Raepdogs. Both have notable members of FW (whom I have no fukken clue are) listed in their stories and both have shown cawks (or lack of) before. I know I said I’d decide on one winnar, but Raep’s made me laugh and Xylon’s made me wtf, the two core fundamentals that I fap to. Congrats guise, expect sum fukken BP in a few sex

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

...

*grumble* that **** took forever to write, too. Congratu****inlations, guys.

TheMagnifice-
ntZozo

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

The**** walked into the motel room uneasily, he had never done this type of thing and he was nervous, sitting in a chair, looking masterfully over his domain was a flabby white man, with short black hair, half-naked.

“Umm, are you uh, Brucebear ?” The**** nervously asked

“Why who elthe you thilly goothe ?” BruceBear’s sly response

“DON’T YOU ****ING ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS YOU FAT PATHETIC SAGGING PIECE OF **** !!!! I WANT TEAR YOU TO ****ING SHREDS YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITT-”

“Mmmm, Feithty, I like that in a man you big brute” Bruce bear said as he walked up and ran his hands up and down The****s Muscular arms

“errm, yeah… So, uuhh, how doe we uhm, start ?”

“Well deary, we thtart lie thith, I, am going to thuck your big juithy male reproductive organ!” BB said as he pulled down TS’s pants, “Ummm, Honey, I hat to athk, but where ith it ?”

“YOU STUPID **** !!!” TS Shouted as he back handed BB

“Oh tho you wanna play it rough huh ? ” BB said wiping blood from his lip

“DID YOU NOT HEAR ME !?” but as TS went to punch BB, BB quickly grabbed TS’s fist, over-powering him BB bends TS over

“Coulda thtarted out with a nithe bj, but if thith ith how you want to do it” HoldingTS down with one hand he undid his sipper and pulled down TS’s Gym Shorts “Your gonna want to clench your teeth thweety, we don’t want you chomping down on that tongue of yourth, we might have uthe for it later…”

As BB plunged his erect member deep into TS’s bum , without lubrication, TS’s enraged and surprised shouts soon became moans of joy and ecstasy. Thoughts went zooming through TS’s mind a 40 miles per hour (the fastest his mind has ever worked to date) ‘How was he able to over-power me so easily ? I’m like a plaything to him, but oh god I never want it to stop!’

“Thay my name, ****”

“Bru~u~uce Be~ear !”

“What’th that **** ? I don’t think I heard you.”

“Oooooh yoooou ****ER, ohmagod don’t stop ! ”

“Then thay my NAME **** !!!”

“BRU~U~U~U~U~U~U~U~UCE B~E~E~E~E~E~E~E~A~A~A~A~A~A~A~RRR!!!!”As TS Shouted out BB’s name BB shat a huge load deep into the reaches of TS’s bum

“Goddamn your a tight ****, I could bounthe ****ing rockth off of that athth…” TS suddenly stood up and pushed BB away, weeping he gathered up his gym shorts and tried to walk out of the room with dignity

“I’ll be waiting for you nextht week ****, thame time, don’t be late…”

And though The**** didn’t respond they both new he would be returning.

A Magnificent Original

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TheMagnifice-
ntZozo

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

TheMagnificentZozo Posted:

The**** walked into the motel room uneasily, he had never done this type of thing and he was nervous, sitting in a chair, looking masterfully over his domain was a flabby white man, with short black hair, half-naked.

“Umm, are you uh, Brucebear ?” The**** nervously asked

“Why who elthe you thilly goothe ?” BruceBear’s sly response

“DON’T YOU ****ING ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS YOU FAT PATHETIC SAGGING PIECE OF **** !!!! I WANT TEAR YOU TO ****ING SHREDS YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITT-”

“Mmmm, Feithty, I like that in a man you big brute” Bruce bear said as he walked up and ran his hands up and down The****s Muscular arms

“errm, yeah… So, uuhh, how doe we uhm, start ?”

“Well deary, we thtart lie thith, I, am going to thuck your big juithy male reproductive organ!” BB said as he pulled down TS’s pants, “Ummm, Honey, I hat to athk, but where ith it ?”

“YOU STUPID **** !!!” TS Shouted as he back handed BB

“Oh tho you wanna play it rough huh ? ” BB said wiping blood from his lip

“DID YOU NOT HEAR ME !?” but as TS went to punch BB, BB quickly grabbed TS’s fist, over-powering him BB bends TS over

“Coulda thtarted out with a nithe bj, but if thith ith how you want to do it” HoldingTS down with one hand he undid his sipper and pulled down TS’s Gym Shorts “Your gonna want to clench your teeth thweety, we don’t want you chomping down on that tongue of yourth, we might have uthe for it later…”

As BB plunged his erect member deep into TS’s bum , without lubrication, TS’s enraged and surprised shouts soon became moans of joy and ecstasy. Thoughts went zooming through TS’s mind a 40 miles per hour (the fastest his mind has ever worked to date) ‘How was he able to over-power me so easily ? I’m like a plaything to him, but oh god I never want it to stop!’

“Thay my name, ****”

“Bru~u~uce Be~ear !”

“What’th that **** ? I don’t think I heard you.”

“Oooooh yoooou ****ER, ohmagod don’t stop ! ”

“Then thay my NAME **** !!!”

“BRU~U~U~U~U~U~U~U~UCE B~E~E~E~E~E~E~E~A~A~A~A~A~A~A~RRR!!!!”As TS Shouted out BB’s name BB shat a huge load deep into the reaches of TS’s bum

“Goddamn your a tight ****, I could bounthe ****ing rockth off of that athth…” TS suddenly stood up and pushed BB away, weeping he gathered up his gym shorts and tried to walk out of the room with dignity

“I’ll be waiting for you nextht week ****, thame time, don’t be late…”

And though The**** didn’t respond they both new he would be returning.

A Magnificent Original

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****, just noticed that the contest was over, oh well, enjoy anyway

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

“Mike… Thanks. For everything.”

Mike looked at his friend and smiled. Robin had had it tough these last few weeks. Jason had felt it was his duty to try to cheer him up, and took his friend out for a raucous evening of booze and partying. A lot of good that did though. Apart from a few choice moments, Robin had spent the whole evening staring into his drink with misty eyes, which was definitely not the pick me up Mike had intended.

“Don’t mention it. You needed a break after all that’s happened.”

Robin began to open the door, then hesitated. “Mike?”

“Yeah?”

“Would you… Would you stay with me tonight? I don’t want to spend tonight alone.”

“Well… My Wife is out tonight. I guess I could stay over.”

“Thanks Mike. That really means a lot to me.”

Robin pushed the door open further, and the two men stepped into Robin’s home. The first thing Mike noticed was the picture that hung by the stair. “Jesus, Robin. You shouldn’t have kept any photographs of him. That’s not good for you.”

Mike walked over to the picture and turned it around. “I know.” Murmured Robin.

“I just didn’t want to forget.”

“Sometimes, it’s better to forget. Trust me. That man was nothing but trouble, and I know that you miss him, but you’re better off without him.”

“Mike…”

“First thing we’re doing tomorrow is burning all those pictures. No buts.”

Robin didn’t argue. He was mentally exhausted, and despite his feeble protests earlier, he knew Mike was right.

Mike sighed. “You need to rest. Let’s get you upstairs, and we can worry about that in the morning, okay?”

Robin nodded wearily, and offered no resistance when Mike took his arm and led him up the stairs.

Mike opened the door to the bedroom, and Robin followed closely behind. Mike stepped into the room, and surveyed the area. The room was dank, dusty, and the only pieces of furniture were an old looking wooden chair and a off-white bed. Mike rested a hand on the mattress. “It’s filthy in here. There’s hardly any furniture, and the bed is hard. Did he do this? Did he make you live here, in this horrible room?”

Robin nodded his head, and the tears he was trying desperately to conceal started to roll down his face. “Oh Robin… I had no idea he was treating you like this”

Mike drew his friend into his arms. “You should have told us. Then we could have stopped it sooner.”

Mike gently released Robin, and sat down on the chair. Robin fiddled with his fingers for a while, and then said: “Mike… You don’t have to sleep on the chair.”

Mike was bemused by his friend’s statement. “Where else would I sleep? On the floor?”

“N-No. You can sleep in the bed… with me…”

Robin’s last statement was little more than a whisper. Mike looked shocked. “What?”

Robin shrunk down more “Please don’t be angry with me…”

Mike’s shocked expression faded into a smile “I’m not angry. I’m just surprised. And happy.”

Robin timidly smiled as his friend walked over and drew him into a tender kiss. They drew away from each other and began to undress themselves, as their kisses became more desperate and pbumionate. Robin whispered gently into his partner’s ear: “I want you inside of me. Please.” Robin turned around, and his friend turned lover obliged.

Both of their moans were carried up into the night, as they consummated their long repressed feelings for each other.

The next few months were difficult, but ultimately the best of both their life’s. The one difficult part was when Mike, with Robin in tow, broke the news to his wife. The woman had spat and swore at them, but her anger eventually turned to grief, and the couple had left her sobbing into her morning coffee, their feelings mixed between sorrow and relief. During those wonderful months, Robin and Mike felt that they would never be torn apart. But they were not to know the horrible path fate had set for them.

They were not to know that Robins former lover and master would return, more terrible than ever. They were not to know the demonic machinations of the criminal known as MC Banhammer. They were not to know that one of them was going to die.

But that is a story for another time, and another place.

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Yes, I know the contest has ended, but what the hell, right?

King Krimson edited this message on 03/08/2009 8:01AM
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