Okay while trolling I had an idea. This site is full of internet people, and by trade, they are more oft to believe things than the day walkers. Just look at the game itself, in a not-spoiled not-named point, you learn that a not-named event, was just rumor. Nerveless with the recent chan advertisements we will be getting many new members, with two groups of special importance. The most important is the /x/ posters, who being enticed and excited by the paranormal, love thinking that a internet machine can tell them the future. The other is the #fortune posters, and for those who don’t know what that means Ill over simplify it, you could post that and get your ‘fortune’. Minus the cookie. In a game starving for new content, and one with new player input, we have an opening for some useless mildly entertaining worthless time wasters. So I present to you, the concept of, a fully automated, Tarot Card Bot.

First off here, is a fully public domain, picture that could be an avatar. Its from 1901, being plus 100 years, its public.

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(Die ungarische Monarchie in Wort und Bild, 22. Band, Bosnien und Herzegowina, Wien 1901)

From Wikipedia if you want to break my balls.

The cards can be found public domain, but a good deck is even more important. Because of, what some would call stupid image regulations, I cannot show you the whole deck. It is important to note that, tarot deck sized vary, depending on if your a godless Frenchman or a teenager in a magic shop. Here there are two roots to go. Use a modern, public domain deck, or make a ForumWarz themed deck. I demo’d the latter using some official art work for the game, I do not know how licensing of these images works, but if this idea would be implemented in the game Trout would deal with that. Each card needs to have a version of itself upside down. So the number of cards we will have would be:

Full Deck = X Face Cards + X Face Cards Flipped + 1 Card Backing

And now for something completely different:

The Fool - Permanoob
The Magician - Hacker
The High Priestess - Camwhore
The Empress - Scully?
The Emperor - Evil Trout
The Hierophant
The Lovers - Troll Jacking To Camwhore
The Chariot
Strength
The Hermit - Emo Kid
Wheel of Fortune - Gamble-Bot 5000
Justice - Mc Banhammer?
The Hanged Man
Death - Banned
Temperance
The Devil - Troll
The Tower
The Star
The Moon
The Sun
Judgment
The World

(Cards Done in Next Post)

Those are just the major arcana, the minor?

Rods - Peen
Swords - Banaxe?
Cups - Booze?
Pentacles/Coins - Flezz

Programming may seem difficult, but a free Java based tarot thing is there. I’m sure it could be, with no promised lack of difficulty, could be adapted. Or not.

Now the motivation behind this idea does not lie in the new members, it stems from the concept of doing things for the hell of it. Some would find it fun, some would not, still it would be sorta cool to have something to do in the minutes before turn over, or just to kill time while bull****ting in IDC. Or its a dumb idea. Just putting it out there.

The cards are just roughly done, they would have a boarder and other pizazz. The ones in the list with a question mark are idea I’m not so hot on. The text on the cards would also be re-done, especially the high priestess.

collagere Posted:

would this be one of those contacts on sTalk? I like the idea anyway…

I would suppose like Gamble-bot.

Sound fun, but what would it do? Would it make any difference to flezz or scoops or anything? (or did you say that and I just missed it)

One thing though, judgment: internet attorney peen? And death should be the bloody mouse.

How about it being a future predicting character that causes random events based on what it draws?

I like the idea of giving Gamble Bot a slot machine that makes random events (it’s not really a real slot machine, there’s just a bunch of 3-picture collections.)

P good idea, voting for this.

Also,

The Hanged Man – FalconFour

Jim McPerson Posted:

The Hanged Man – FalconFour

Good idea.

Perhaps you can visit the Gypsy-bot once a week?

Fun little thing to do, adds a bit more to the game.

Love the idea.

Signed.

Raepdog, your ideas are almost as sexy as you are.

Signed.

Great idea. Upvoted