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Gay GREY GOOSE KLAN HAS TOO MANY WORDS IN ITS DESCRIPTION DO YOU THINK ANYONE IS GOING TO READ THIS ****

nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Welcome to the head quarters of Grey Goose Mafiosi Inc. Our well-conducted society aims to rapidly establish itself as a vital part of the multifarious Forumwarz community. We unite the radical and the integrative, the illustrious and the down-to-earth, the pbumionate and the moderate – we are ordinary yet elite. Actually, we are simply awesome. And we’re incorrigible alcoholics.

If you consider becoming a Grey Goose Mafioso, feel free to apply by sending a Tubmail to Capo FalCoN after having read GGM’s membership requirements. Our dedicated Consiglieri Adapt and Fortunato also accept applications.

Fictional Bible Quote of the Month:

”I saw that there is not enough win amongst the world I created. So God doth lay down upon the earth a

glbum bottle and he said, Let this be the first and everlasting covenant of your Lord, this bottle is

sacred and shall never be broken as long as you thrust your faith into it. If doth respect and honor

thy god you shall bestowed with bottemless tides of alcoholic beverage of the finest variety. This fedora

I bestow to you must lay upon on the bottle, else it will spoil, and I shall thrust you into eternal suffering.

This is your creed.

– Genesis 11:06

GGM mammary glands of the Month:

Membership Requirements:

– playing actively

– enabled public profile

– level 25+

– finished Episode 2

– meeting at least two of the following requirements:

* more than 5 Domination medals

* a forumbuildr score of 5 or higher

* more than 50 INCIT wins

* an E-Peen Length of over 9.00”

* owning at least three characters

– not being an idiot

– regularly checking the klan forum and actively participating in klan activities

– following the GGM Corporate Policy and GGM Omertà

Consider these membership requirements to be non-binding guidelines. We reserve ourselves the right to accept or reject application disregard of them. The most important aspect is activity – members who don’t integrate into the klan are being removed. Having them necessary in order to guarantee the best-possible klan experience for everyone involved. Furthermore, they make sure that Grey Goose Mafiosi Inc. consistently keeps its high standards without having to monitor everybody’s activities. We intend to be competitive, we strive for excellence. However, this klan is not limited to a certain kind of players: If you meet our requirements, we are looking forward to welcome you with open arms.

Exceptions can be made if you can provide valid reasons. Valid reasons include evidentially being a hot chick.

Klan Objectives:

– being a decent klan

– regularly organizing klan raids

– defeating Ricket and his Board of Directors in Domination

– destroying the klan 7 Vibrating Doldoes

– topping the Most Flezz Leaderboard

– actively contributing to forumbuildr, INCIT and, of course, Flamebate

– being a klan in which cool guys interact with hot chicks

– pre-eminently having as much fun as possible!

We are not just another Domination klan, we are not just another moronic stakeholder group – we are the incarnation of the term “klan”. And no matter how hard you try: You can’t stop us! Sorry, you really can’t. Don’t even try. Well, maybe you could stop us somehow, but it’s just not worth it.

Recent Achievements:

– 01/30/2009: #1 in the Largest Klans Leaderboard

– 01/29/2009: Destroying the old 7 Vibrating Doldoes

– 01/13/2009: Turning TUBSWEETIE into an amazingly cool guy

– 12/21/2008: Making Fingerz bumhurt

– 12/13/2008: #1 in the Most Flezz Leaderboard

– 12/11/2008: Creation of Grey Goose Mafiosi

Klan E-Peen™

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Lowest Standards

This Klan topped the Largest Klans Leaderboard.

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Moneyfabulous persons

This Klan topped the Most Flezz Leaderboard.

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The Big Give

This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

I WENT FIVE WORDS IN SCROLLED DOWN SAW A PICTURE OF mammary glands THAT ARE PROBABLY OWNED BY AN UNATTRACTIVE, OVERWEIGHT 23 YEAR OLD THAT EITHER COMMUTES TO COLLEGE AND HAS FAILED TO MAKE FRIENDS THERE BECAUSE OF IT, OR LIVES IN A DORM WITH ROOMMATES THAT THEY FAIL TO CONNECT WITH BECAUSE OF THEIR SOCIAL RETARDATION AND THEN I DECIDED TO CLOSE THE PAGE


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

signed


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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

BECAUSE HONESTLY THE IMAGE OF THAT KIND OF PERSON IS VERY DEPRESSING


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

I never read it, I’m only there for potential enjoy targets.


“The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands, Keep Yours Busy”

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Well, these nuts

Are made for busting,

And that’s just what they’ll do

One of these days

These nuts are gonna

Bust all over you

nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

\

– playing actively

– enabled public profile

– level 25+

– finished Episode 2

– meeting at least two of the following requirements:

* more than 5 Domination medals

* a forumbuildr score of 5 or higher

* more than 50 INCIT wins

* an E-Peen Length of over 9.00”

* owning at least three characters

– not being an idiot

– regularly checking the klan forum and actively participating in klan activities

– following the GGM Corporate Policy and GGM Omertà

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

I don’t think you fulfil membership requirements


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nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Andy_Dextruss Posted:

I never read it, I’m only there for potential enjoy targets.

enjoy ISNT FUNNY


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

I don’t think you fulfil membership requirements

likewise Log in to see images!


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

enjoy IS FUNNY

signed


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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

We.. require people play INCIT?!?!!?

Raepdog edited this message on 02/24/2009 10:12PM

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nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

NOT IN A “tHATS A SENSITIVE SUBJECT” WAY BUT RATHER IN A WAY IT’S JUST NOT FUNNY AND BY MAKING enjoy JOKES YOU CONVEY TO ME THAT YOU ARE PERSONALLY A 19 YEAR OLD, GANGLY WHITE MALE INCAPABLE OF SAYING ANYTHING HUMOROUS AND SO PEOPLE TEND TO AVOID YOU

YOU PROBABLY ALSO REPEAT UNFUNNY JOKES BECAUSE YOU THINK OTHER PEOPLE DIDN’T HEAR THEM AND THAT’S WHY THEY DIDN’T LAUGH THE FIRST TIME


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

ITT: mbumive bumhurt

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

enjoy IS FUN

Fixed.


“The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands, Keep Yours Busy”

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Well, these nuts

Are made for busting,

And that’s just what they’ll do

One of these days

These nuts are gonna

Bust all over you

nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Adapt Posted:

signed

LOOK AT ME I’M ADAPT I’M A COLLEGE SENIOR THAT NEVER MANAGED TO INTERGRATE WITHIN THE SOCIAL WORLD AND SPEND MY NIGHTS ALONE WONDERING WHY NO ONE LAUGHS AT MY EDGY enjoy JOKES


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

NOT IN A “tHATS A SENSITIVE SUBJECT” WAY BUT RATHER IN A WAY IT’S JUST NOT FUNNY AND BY MAKING enjoy JOKES YOU CONVEY TO ME THAT YOU ARE PERSONALLY A 19 YEAR OLD, GANGLY WHITE MALE INCAPABLE OF SAYING ANYTHING HUMOROUS AND SO PEOPLE TEND TO AVOID YOU

YOU PROBABLY ALSO REPEAT UNFUNNY JOKES BECAUSE YOU THINK OTHER PEOPLE DIDN’T HEAR THEM AND THAT’S WHY THEY DIDN’T LAUGH THE FIRST TIME

Also no.


“The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands, Keep Yours Busy”

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Well, these nuts

Are made for busting,

And that’s just what they’ll do

One of these days

These nuts are gonna

Bust all over you

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

in after unfunny fabulous persons


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Thiefree

Avatar: 60455 Sun Feb 15 19:29:37 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

For what it’s worth, I agree that it’s too long, and the description is currently under review anyways. What do you think, FalCoN? Trim out some of the excess?


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Raepdog Posted:

We.. require people play INCIT?!?!!?


I told falcon no, but NO; wouldn’t hear any of it. Want to get rid of a useless third of the fwz population? Jettison incit from the game

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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

nanafabulous personjesus in da house


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