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The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

What has six legs, six eyes, three woman's genitalss, and no ability to write their own content?

Crotch Zombie!

I don’t know who’s more pathetic: CelerySteve for writing Flamebate fanfiction or Crotch Zombie for buying it!

Do the forums have to write your game now?

Hey, at least we’ll get new content!

I just feel sorry for Jalapeno Bootyhole. Now that ET knows someone else who can string words together, JB’ll probably get taken out behind the shed and shot.

So…I guess good things can come of this!

But, seriously, the best part is Steve’s new feeling of self-importance and Raepdog’s new feeling of rejection. I’m not even kidding, CS’s new srs fabulous person trolling persona where he pretends he was never a meme spewing retard who’s superior to everyone on the board is pretty damn effective.

Against Raepdog at least.

Also, I think e-peen should be renamed to PLS PLAY OUR GAME pointz.

Now, I haven’t played the quest. It might be funny, it might not, I don’t care.

I just wanted to point out CZ’s increasing irrelevance in the game they created. Every addition seems to increase the complaints, does nothing to level of fun, and takes forever to come out.

The new quest is actually a good thing, it’s actual game play. Granted, the game play is ****tier than a German prostitute, but it’s not just shuffling around money and items.

BUT YOU DIDN’T EVEN TAKE THE INTIATIVE TO WRITE IT Log in to see images!

What I’m trying to say is I’ve written a quest and it contains some really clever and funny swearing.

Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Hongz:comic is just so cool

Shii: Oh dude, yeh. Unknown Comic is p funny.

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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

That sure got moved to Whiny ****es fast!

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The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
7

Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

A bit too fast, if you ask me.


Nameless2 Posted:

Edit: The Biscuit Kid has been kicked due to his behavior in IDC.

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GIVE ME INTERNETS NOW!

The Unknown Comic Posted:

CS’s new srs fabulous person trolling persona where he pretends he was never a meme spewing retard who’s superior to everyone on the board is pretty damn effective.

Truth.

The Unknown Comic Posted:

Against Raepdog at least.

More Truth.

The Unknown Comic Posted:

I just wanted to point out CZ’s increasing irrelevance in the game they created. Every addition seems to increase the complaints, does nothing to level of fun, and takes forever to come out.

Additionally Truth.

The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

You know, if CZ made QuestBuildr and PeenBuildr to compliment Forumbuildr and Itembuildr THEY WOULD NEVER HAVE TO DO ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.

Maybe HypeBuildr would help too.


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Hongz:comic is just so cool

Shii: Oh dude, yeh. Unknown Comic is p funny.

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The Unknown Comic Posted:

You know, if CZ made QuestBuildr and PeenBuildr to compliment Forumbuildr and Itembuildr THEY WOULD NEVER HAVE TO DO ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.

Maybe HypeBuildr would help too.

I still want ClbumBuildr.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MC Banhammer Posted:

I still want ClbumBuildr.

ModBuilder would fix everything.

The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

MC Banhammer Posted:

I still want ClbumBuildr.

They’ll have to work the kinks out of BalanceDestroyr first.

And once the Kinks are out, maybe they’ll do Waterloo Sunset

WAKKA WAKKA

Now, I have to go for my dialysis.


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Hongz:comic is just so cool

Shii: Oh dude, yeh. Unknown Comic is p funny.

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The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
7

Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

Maybe if there was a FlamebateBuildr we wouldn’t have to read this ****.


Nameless2 Posted:

Edit: The Biscuit Kid has been kicked due to his behavior in IDC.

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GIVE ME INTERNETS NOW!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The Biscuit Kid Posted:

Maybe if there was a FlamebateBuildr we wouldn’t have to read this ****.

There already is one.

The mouse redirects male reproductive organ over its trace. male reproductive organ disregards Forumwarz. A cookie attacks male reproductive organ. The hungry freak shuts Forumwarz without the dire pin.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

MC Banhammer Posted:

There already is one.

The mouse redirects male reproductive organ over its trace. male reproductive organ disregards Forumwarz. A cookie attacks male reproductive organ. The hungry freak shuts Forumwarz without the dire pin.

CelerySteve relates to the spent ash beside a decimal coffee. A biologist regains the identified complex. Raepdog smiles CelerySteve in the drowned instinct. Every bomb sport weights a wrap. Raepdog abides the glorious clue around a damaging bay.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
7

Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

MC Banhammer Posted:

There already is one.

The mouse redirects male reproductive organ over its trace. male reproductive organ disregards Forumwarz. A cookie attacks male reproductive organ. The hungry freak shuts Forumwarz without the dire pin.

Oh, thanks.

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Nameless2 Posted:

Edit: The Biscuit Kid has been kicked due to his behavior in IDC.

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GIVE ME INTERNETS NOW!

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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NICCO FOR MOD ‘09


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Unknown-Symp-
hony

Avatar: 115676 Fri Feb 27 23:26:27 -0500 2009

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

The Unknown Comic is ****ing amazing.


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I heard iRawr has already written half of episode 3.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

The Unknown Comic Posted:

I just wanted to point out CZ’s increasing irrelevance in the game they created. Every addition seems to increase the complaints, does nothing to level of fun, and takes forever to come out.

You know, with quality posters like yourself ****ting up our boards, the prospect of “increasing irrelevance” in the very game we created almost seems like an enticing prospect.

So, who wants my job? Anyone?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

DesdiPhoenix

Avatar: 75442 Wed Nov 12 18:57:30 -0500 2008
4

[T3H L33T HACK3RZ]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

You know, with quality posters like yourself ****ting up our boards, the prospect of “increasing irrelevance” in the very game we created almost seems like an enticing prospect.

So, who wants my job? Anyone?

Dibbs


om nom nom

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BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

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