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Evil Trout Why did Celerysteve get to write the sidequest?

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Raepdog Posted:

Why do you keep pushing this barrel roll thing? Like really its not topical, its not funny… its…. CELERYSTEVE!

I know man you’re right. It’s as lame as that Xzibit meme we’re forced to look at EVERY SINGLE TIME you post.


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Celerysteve Posted:

I know man you’re right. It’s as lame as that Xzibit meme we’re forced to look at EVERY SINGLE TIME you post.

Don’t change the subject Celery. Sure my sig is annoying but is it worse than the never ending signatures, or is it worse than any one of your posts?

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

And

Encyclopedia Dramatica Posted:

PROTIP: The original and correct format is “SUP DAWG.” Don’t be a fabulous person by putting “YO DAWG.”


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

raepp d0g11 Posted:

Don’t change the subject Celery. Sure my sig is annoying but is it worse than the never ending signatures, or is it worse than any one of your posts?

No. Yes.


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Phariad

Avatar: 129763 Mon Jun 15 22:35:47 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 43 Troll

“Banned Camper”

raepp d0g11 Posted:

Don’t change the subject Celery. Sure my sig is annoying but is it worse than the never ending signatures, or is it worse than any one of your posts?

LOLOOLLO RAEPDOG ALT FAIL

Phariad edited this message on 02/23/2009 10:20PM

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Celerysteve Posted:

Phariad is p cool imo.

Goatse II Posted:

I think Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Loose Johnny Posted:

Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Now you can be a cool guy too: Troll Ambiance Mafiosi.

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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

CelerySteve, you get a

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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:

lol et is the bigest scam artist ever cuz everyone pays him to do his own site


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Actually I got a bunch of BP for this.


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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Phariad Posted:

LOLOOLLO RAEPDOG ALT FAIL

But.. no.. not at all.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Phariad Posted:

LOLOOLLO RAEPDOG ALT FAIL


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Phariad

Avatar: 129763 Mon Jun 15 22:35:47 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 43 Troll

“Banned Camper”

Celerysteve Posted:

YO CELERYSTEVE, WE SHOULD MAKE A KLAN TOGETHER


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Celerysteve Posted:

Phariad is p cool imo.

Goatse II Posted:

I think Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Loose Johnny Posted:

Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Now you can be a cool guy too: Troll Ambiance Mafiosi.

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I just don’t know why falcon four deserves this kind of attention.


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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Phariad Posted:

YO CELERYSTEVE, WE SHOULD MAKE A KLAN TOGETHER

Fgts of a feather, **** together.


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

celerysteve ****ing owns. all you haters dont know ****.


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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

was Posted:

I just don’t know why falcon four deserves this kind of attention.

This is the most valid complaint in the thread.

Also, I don’t want to speak for him, but I think Jalapeno will seriously listen to anyone who is interested in writing. Just send him a tubmail and get talking to him.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

was Posted:

I just don’t know why falcon four deserves this kind of attention.

Frankly, I’ve always thought there was more to several characters than meets the eye, but I generally dismiss it to my X-Files conspiracy theory nature.


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

was Posted:

I just don’t know why falcon four deserves this kind of attention.

Did you see his forumwarz style cutscenes that he made about how bumhurt he was over banhammer banning him?

And don’t forget stuff like this laptop on ebay:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260355868782

The guy was/is nucking futz and it makes sense that we haven’t forgotten yet.

Wylin edited this message on 02/23/2009 10:42PM

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

F4 was p memorable. I kind of wish he was still around. You got to admit he made things interesting at least.


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Evil Trout Posted:

This is the most valid complaint in the thread.

Also, I don’t want to speak for him, but I think Jalapeno will seriously listen to anyone who is interested in writing. Just send him a tubmail and get talking to him.

Why would you say something like this?

Do you WANT yourselves inundated by crappy posters and glory hogs? Everyone on this game is so hellbent to get recognition for internet achievements that they’d jack off to the idea of having their name tacked next to a piece of content.

Just look at the reaction Celerysteve has had.


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

If I may interject…

I noticed Celerysteve’s posts in Flamebate, specifically his fake chat logs. He has a knack for writing good, Forumwarlike dialog and I found the **** hella funny. He was also familiar with the F4 saga, whereas I only had a few encounters with the guy (and thank **** for that).

I thought the situation was ripe for parody, so I approached Celery with the idea — casual like — knowing full well that he had a habit of ****ing off some posters and mods. But I don’t discriminate. The fact that he was so enthusiastic about writing the script, despite time constraints, indicated to me that he was serious.

And in the end, I thought he delivered an excellent convo. We had a few disagreements over the direction of the mission, but that’s inevitable.

Incidentally, Celerysteve is not the first user to submit an in-game sTalk chat. A couple of other Awesome Sauce holders have that distinction. Celery’s contribution was my favorite so far.

Now, I know we have a ton of good writers here. The reason why I haven’t put out a site-wide call for submissions, as was suggested in this thread, is partly because I know I couldn’t handle the workload right now. Also, the criticism that we’d be having users “pay us to do our work” would suddenly become valid.

Nevertheless, if someone demonstrates the genuine interest, skill and willingness to work together on a project, I will always consider it. But I’ve also rejected many bad pitches over the last year, so it’s never a sure thing.


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