KaaVink

This is totally going to be the greatest contest evar! More than 50 Cootie Points up for grabs! Rules are as follows:

1) Post pictures of Evil Trout’s mammary glands to enter.

2) All other posts will add to the prize pool. One Cootie Point for every 50 posts.

3) Contest will continue until I get the “Most very special Contest” E-peen (shouldn’t camwhores get e-vag? or e-clit? What would a 10-inch clit look like?)

4) The person who makes the middle post will win.

5) There will be a random number generator involved in some way

6) This contest is, liek, totally legitimate

7) If you can’t find pictures of ET’s mammary glands, other staff members will do for half-credit

8) This is an arbitrary rule and has no relation to the contest at all

9) The prize pool will double each time someone in this thread manages to get themselves banned

10) Other rules will me made up as I go along

And…go!