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Evil Trout The "special" quest.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Thommo Posted:

How do you know there is a limit? Log in to see images!

Crinkz Posted:

Evil Trout let the cat out of the bag.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

And there’s already one up for auction.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

i didn’t get peen Log in to see images!

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

Crinkz Posted:

NOTE: Spoilers about this ahead.

The first 25 people to do this get a junk item, the junk item is tied to a peen. So if you have the item, you get a peen. BUT if you sell it, you lose the peen and the person you sold it to gets the peen.


According to the leaderboard for that E-peen 26 people have it already, so…

Kid Banhammer

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17

[Two Girls One Tribe]

Level 68 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

futhermocker Posted:

According to the leaderboard for that E-peen 26 people have it already, so…


CelerySteve probably got it for free because he wrote the cool thing.

haha alt fail

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

^makes sense

now I just wish I could transfer it to my main account lol

Edit: Just thought of something, what if someone sold that item at the Ppwn Shoppe? They’d lose their E-peen AND there’d be no replacement, so this technically opens up a slot no? Or am I thinking too much…

Edit 2: Ok someone just dropped off the leaderboard, interesting.
futhermocker edited this message on 02/23/2009 1:46PM

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Did I get it for free? I know I didn’t get it till I completed the mission.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Celerysteve Posted:

Did I get it for free? I know I didn’t get it till I completed the mission.

Turns out one cheater got it by accident before ET fixed it.

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

I wonder what the alt reward is…

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

The alt reward is probably just the junk but no e-peen which means that they can sell the auction reciept, unless theirs is different from ours. Mine claims that I gave 9000 Flezz, if a winner could tell us theirs maybe…

The Master

Avatar: The Master's Avatar
1

[Master Blaster]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

futhermocker Posted:

I wonder what the alt reward is…


Falcon Preservation Donor Receipt

Moderately amusing storyline, but should’ve been based on Pants.

E: Sells for 54k flezz with 20 frugality, probably not worth the effort to get since you’ll waste turns on low level forums to get it.
The Master edited this message on 02/23/2009 1:59PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

xX_73h_1337_m0d3r470r_Xx Posted:

The alt reward is probably just the junk but no e-peen which means that they can sell the auction reciept, unless theirs is different from ours. Mine claims that I gave 9000 Flezz, if a winner could tell us theirs maybe…

“As your reward, I got you something I know you’ll love: A 1,000,000 Flezz donation in your name to the Nofrens National Park Falcon Preservation! It’s a very worthy cause, and now you can sleep better at night knowing you’ve helped create a wonderful home for our fine feathered ****buddies.”

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

So basically no reward at all.

The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I REALLY MISS INCIT, LOL

So as fast as possible…does this mean lemonscoops wise? Or time wise? I only have 4 visits at the moment.

Are you supposed to get a certain amount of lemonscoops?

The Master

Avatar: The Master's Avatar
1

[Master Blaster]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

futhermocker Posted:

So basically no reward at all.

It depends. If epeen matters to you, then no.

If you’re sane, then it’s a new bit of storyline that is moderately entertaining if you followed the drama surrounding the character, or else just something different if you’re bored of the main game after Ep2 and don’t waste time on the ‘metagame’.

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

Baroness Von Squeezenstein Posted:

So as fast as possible…does this mean lemonscoops wise? Or time wise? I only have 4 visits at the moment.

Are you supposed to get a certain amount of lemonscoops?

Did you even bother reading the thread?

But anyway, it’s too late now, only first 25 people to accomplish the mission get the E-peen

The Master Posted:

It depends. If epeen matters to you, then no.

If you’re sane, then it’s a new bit of storyline that is moderately entertaining if you followed the drama surrounding the character, or else just something different if you’re bored of the main game after Ep2 and don’t waste time on the ‘metagame’.


More than just an E-peen, it’s quite literally the Midas touch.
futhermocker edited this message on 02/23/2009 2:05PM

Princezz_Und-
ies

Avatar: 121015 Mon Jan 19 16:50:27 -0500 2009
4

Level 35 Troll

She's so mean that instead of using deodorant she gargles disinfectant and licks her armpits

dammit i just sold it before reading this thread Log in to see images!

also, sry to be a noob but how to fix this text to show that it is a spoiler?

The Master

Avatar: The Master's Avatar
1

[Master Blaster]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

futhermocker Posted:

More than just an E-peen, it’s quite literally the Midas touch.

Eh. The people that care about peen and got it won’t sell it. Maybe a couple people will get it that don’t care, and yeah, they’ll make a few million flezz, but so what?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The Master Posted:

Eh. The people that care about peen and got it won’t sell it.

I might, depending on how long it is.

And for the prices it’s going for, it had better be really long.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

The Master Posted:

Eh. The people that care about peen and got it won’t sell it. Maybe a couple people will get it that don’t care, and yeah, they’ll make a few million flezz, but so what?

One of them is currently at 7 Million Flezz and climbing, all for being lucky to be online and having 5 visits to use, at the right time.

WHen have you ever earned 7 Million Flezz for pwning 5 forums?

And as far as the cost for the Peen? The Best Player ever E-Peen gives you 0.14”. This is attained by spending $4.99 and purchasing 3 Brownie Points.

Three Brownie Points can buy you 5 Million Flezz, but you get saddled with the Cheater Tag.

Even if this Peen is only 0.1”, it’s still a comparatively good deal at 8 Million Flezz.

Acid Flux edited this message on 02/23/2009 2:35PM
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