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Business 3rd Forumwarz Inc. Shareholder Meeting
Poll: File for bankruptcy?
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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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BrainpanSona-
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Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
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Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

Do you think we could benefit from bankruptcy? Would we make more from it than from the money pulled in through the purchase of Brownie Points and Episode 2?


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Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
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Level 60 Hacker

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No, we shall just borrow money from the chinese.


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The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
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Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

Or we could give some money to Iceland, and then have them not pay it back.

I ****ing hate Iceland.


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Edit: The Biscuit Kid has been kicked due to his behavior in IDC.

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Neonie

Avatar: 135873 Fri Feb 27 01:02:13 -0500 2009

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 22 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

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Neonie Posted:

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FORUMWARZ SUCKS


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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MeatLoafFan Posted:

No, we shall just borrow money from the chinese.

stop giving stupid advice

doing business with the Chinese will lead us nowhere


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Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
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Oleg Mordashov Posted:

stop giving stupid advice

doing business with the Chinese will lead us nowhere

And declaring bankruptcy will lead us somewhere?

Remember, Forumwarz is established in Canada, where the economy is still strong, and we won’t get any government bailouts. It’s also illegal to move the head office to the US, without first firing all the employees. And that takes months of notice.


Maybe a new ad campaign, where for every BP bought, you receive a unique nude pic.

We shall acquire all these pics by giving Johnny Mac and Fail honorary positions in the company, and forcing them to go out on the streets, retrieving said nude pics. Remember, in Ontario, it’s legal for women to be topless in public Log in to see images!


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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MeatLoafFan Posted:

And declaring bankruptcy will lead us somewhere?

Listen, we have lack of 143 000 US$ on our bank account thanks to Evil Trout’s Small Tools and some other expenses. We really must think of solution for finance problem.

I can pump some family money into the company but it’s only good if I can get something out of it (Forumwarz Inc. is worthless ****). We must think of alternative markets to increase income. Maybe fact that most people on Forumwarz are fabulous persons is helpful? We should consider adding gay porn service to advertising portfolio!


Also you must tell me where said location “Ontario” is. It sounds like good place.

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-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
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Oleg Mordashov Posted:

Listen, we have lack of 143 000 US$ on our bank account thanks to Evil Trout’s Small Tools and some other expenses. We really must think of solution for finance problem.

I can pump some family money into the company but it’s only good if I can get something out of it (Forumwarz Inc. is worthless ****). We must think of alternative markets to increase income. Maybe fact that most people on Forumwarz are fabulous persons is helpful? We should consider adding gay porn service to advertising portfolio!


Also you must tell me where said location “Ontario” is. It sounds like good place.

Ontario is a province in Canada.

Do you know where Canada is? I’d like to think so, considering Forumwarz is located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.


And yes, most people on Forumwarz are monstrous homogays. An idea: Just take thousands of pictures of Johhny Mac and Fail.


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Spagett

Avatar: 141179 2010-08-11 22:12:34 -0400

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 19 Permanoob

“Asshat”

They should invest in SPAGETT!!!

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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MeatLoafFan Posted:

An idea: Just take thousands of pictures of Johhny Mac and Fail.


you blind? it already happened.

also I did not know Toronto was in Ontario. Next time I visit corporate headquarters (dugout full of **** next to sewage work), I will take care of this myself.

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-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
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Oleg Mordashov Posted:

you blind? it already happened.

Yes, but again, the point is to get more people to buy BP.

Once again, what will we accomplish by declaring bankruptcy? How will this help our situation?

And now, for another of my fantastic ideas…

Partner with Microsoft, and release Forumwarz Episode 1&2, bundled together for the XBOX 360 and PC, for about $50-$80.


Pros:

*Huge amount of press coverage

*Microsoft’s coding department will comb it for bugs…Right? It’s not like they suck at programming and leave mbumive holes and vulnerabilities in products they make, right?

*Still better than Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts

Cons:

*We won’t be able to update it periodically.. Just realized that that’s a pro, we won’t be constantly berated for fixing it.

*People prefer to post on forums with a mouse, than an xbox controller. Just realized that that’s also a pro, we develop a line of computer mice for the 360.

*People will be upset that they can no longer play Forumwarz for free. Just realized that these are all pros, and that this means there will be 90% less douche bags playing the game.


****, I’m a genius!


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

good op post, everything else was boring to read, didnt read it


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 18 Hacker

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MeatLoafFan Posted:

Once again, what will we accomplish by declaring bankruptcy? How will this help our situation?

We don’t go to jail LOLOL

Actually I’m the only one who would go to jail… Don’t worry, I have found solution Log in to see images!


Your XBOX 360 and PC game idea is very good, but I see some problems:

Huge amount of press coverage

– it’s embarrbuming!

Microsoft’s coding department will comb it for bugs…Right? It’s not like they suck at programming and leave mbumive holes and vulnerabilities in products they make, right?

– Forumwarz’ coding department is very good aswell… Right? It’s not like they suck at programming and leave mbumive holes and vulnerabilities in products they make, right?

Still better than Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts

– why you so confident?

We won’t be able to update it periodically.. Just realized that that’s a pro, we won’t be constantly berated for fixing it.

– It’s not like we’re fixing anything now. So there’s no difference anyway.

People prefer to post on forums with a mouse, than an xbox controller. Just realized that that’s also a pro, we develop a line of computer mice for the 360.

– The game is way too bad for anyone to buy a mouse because of it. People will probably rather buy a bot to play the game for them for the same amount of money.

People will be upset that they can no longer play Forumwarz for free. Just realized that these are all pros, and that this means there will be 90% less douche bags playing the game.

– This sounds like an amazing plan! However, your wording is incorrect: douche bags unfunny fabulous persons. It’s only a minor mistake though.


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-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
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Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Hey, if you want to take the blame off of you for going to prison, just give someone the majority of the sharesLog in to see images! (I’ll give you a hint on who you should pick, ME).

Also, I should be entered in the contest.

Or at least my alt Fran.


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 18 Hacker

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MeatLoafFan Posted:

just give someone the majority of the sharesLog in to see images!

You don’t really want this. Come on. Log in to see images!


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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
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Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

et needs money so he can spend it on xboxes


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-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
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Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Also, take note.

I said this:

MeatLoafFan Posted:

Also, I should be entered in the contest.

Or at least my alt Fran.

at 02/23/2009 8:40PM

Fran Posted:

He undid the permaban I asked for in an effort to get me back to FW. Well, guess that happened. D:

at 02/24/2009 11:56AM


Coincidence? I think not…


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