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Help Help us seed word types for E-Peen, with the official @word_type buildr 1.0!

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

BrainpanSonata Posted:

“This person is willing to waste several hours and pour over various reference sources just to make Forumbuildr suck less.”

I laughed a lot Log in to see images!

This should be the description

give me it

Thiefree

Avatar: 60455 Sun Feb 15 19:29:37 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

BloodyDemise Posted:

E-Peen could be called Thesaurus Rex.

Like it! “This player swallowed a dictionary.”

Blu3Schnauzer

Avatar: 16117 Sun Feb 22 17:55:30 -0500 2009
18

[Fetal Alcohol Pupp-
ets
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Wow, has it been a busy week. Glad I saw this tonight! I resubmitted all my old ones, although most of them have probably been submitted by other folks already anyway. Log in to see images! Added a few more here and there, too.

ETA: Thesaurus Rex…that’s bloody awesome.

Blu3Schnauzer edited this message on 03/01/2009 11:13PM

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Folks, I’ve had a chance to look through the data and I have to say that I’m @very impressed with your submissions!

In fact, I’d go as far to say that I’m suffocatingly[1], vaginormously[2], Technovikingesquely[3] impressed! You guys did an amazing ****ing job.

It’s going to take me some time to pore through, clean up and import these, as well as determine the BP winners. In the meantime, I’ll gather up the screen names and try to get your E-Peen ASAP. I’m thinking “Thesaurus Rex” for the win. Since I’m Forumwarz’s worst designer, it might look kinda ****ty, but it’s the length that counts.

I’ll leave this open a bit longer in case there are some last-minute stragglers (Xylon, I’m not sure you posted the n-word enough times) but as far as I’m concerned, our work here is done! Thanks again.

(Props to [1]hot-thang, [2]Radosaur and [3]potterstein for these one-of-kind-submissions!)

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Okay, survey is offline! Thanks again.

LordWeird

Avatar: 128379 Mon Mar 09 22:52:15 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I spent a while on it while it was up, but unfortunately I had to leave the computer and couldn’t finish it. Hope whatever I submitted helped.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Oops, didn’t realize people were submitting right now. Please finish up, and then we’ll shut this sucker down!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Okay. Initiating shutdown sequence.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Sorry, everyone has been spazzy so I haven’t had the time. Hope that last part made it.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

scullyangel Posted:

Sorry, everyone has been spazzy so I haven’t had the time. Hope that last part made it.

Looks like it did.

The Peen has been created and ET will bestow it upon you soon. Thanks for your ideas in creating the theme!

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

How much data did you get?

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

scullyangel Posted:

Sorry, everyone has been spazzy so I haven’t had the time. Hope that last part made it.

You lucky Peenwhore Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Johnny Mac Posted:

How much data did you get?

I’d pretty much say a metric ****tonne. Or, if you prefer imperial, about seven vibrating doldoes’ worth.

Seriously, about 375 people entered, which is insane. A lot of them filled out every field, and a lot of them had multiple entries in each field.

Even after removing dupes, it’s going to be a hell of a task paring these down to size. Let me show you just one (relatively concise) example of the raw data we’re looking at:

@whore:

$2 slot machine, ‘ho, (artificial intelligence), Anne Coulter, Consort, great times guzzler, Escort, Fingerz, Fran, GTG, HO, Hoochie momma, Hooker, Hustler, Julia Roberts, Lady of the Evening, Mary Magdeline, Mbumeuse, Put oot, Skank, Sperm burping road whore, Street Squish, Street Walker, Tramp, Triple woman's genitalsed Hooker, Working Girl, Your mom, Your mother, a “dancer”, badjub, bar dancer, bedhopper, bee-atch, ****, bljad, body worker, boxxy, but buddy, call girl, callgirl, camwhore, cat, chan, cheap, cheap date, cheap geisha, chicken head, commercial sex worker, companion, concubine, cortier, courtesan, great times dumpster, great timesdumpster, great timeshole, woman's genitals, dollymop, doxy, easy, easy level, escort, fallen woman, fille de joie, floosie, ****bag, geisha, gentleman of ill repute, gentleman of the evening, gigolo, girl named Heather, good life woman, good time girl, good-time sally, goodtime girl, happy endings, harlet, harlot, hetairai, ho’, ho-bag, hoe, hoebag, hoochie, hoor, hootchie, hussy, kurva, lady of easy virtue, lady of ill repute, lady of negotiable affection, lady of pleasure, lady of the night, lady of the vening, lady of thie night, little sunshine, lusty dame, mail-order bride, maitresse, man-whore, meretrice, meretrix, mistress, mom, money-****er, fine upstanding member of society, night lady, night walker, nightly bumerfly, nightwalker, odalisque, one nightstand, painted lady of the night, paramore, paramour, pay girl, pay-per-****, pebble-scratcher, personal escort, pimp slave, playmate, poor little white boy, pope, porn star, priestess of Aphrodite, priestess of Love, pro, professional woman, prossie, prostibulae, prostitue, prostitute, puta, putain, randi, red light dancer, rent girl, rent-a-woman's genitals, roundheels, scarlet woman, seamstress, sex professional, sex slave, show girl, showgirl, slag, slag ****, slapper, ****, **** for money, soiled dove, sperm receptacle, street girl, streetwalker, stripper, stripper named Patricia, strumpet, strumpt, tart, temptress, three dollar whore, trick, trick turner, trollop, trolop, undercover cop, very friendly lady, wench, whore, whorebag, wife, woman in red, woman of the night, woman who sells herself, your mum, zona

Blu3Schnauzer

Avatar: 16117 Sun Feb 22 17:55:30 -0500 2009
18

[Fetal Alcohol Pupp-
ets
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Seamstress…ha! Terry Pratchett fan for the win!

Man, that’s an awesome amount of data…I can’t wait to play with the new word types!

Thiefree

Avatar: 60455 Sun Feb 15 19:29:37 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

lady of negotiable affection,

Mine! *is proud of self*

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Thiefree Posted:

Mine! *is proud of self*

Definitely some gold in here! It’ll take a while to sort through it all, but I’ll try to call attention to some of my favorite entries.

There was also a lot of crap, of course. I had to tempban at least two people for screwing with this thing. Log in to see images!

Magilla

Avatar: Code (Blue)
5

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Thiefree Posted:

Mine! *is proud of self*

Mine too! Pratchett fans all round!

Magilla

Avatar: Code (Blue)
5

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

randi

Dude! Who speaks hindi/Urdu (I’m not sure which) here? I thought I was the only Indian on Forumwarz!

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

****, I totally forgot to finish this form up. I sent in a decent amount of entries, but not nearly as many as I wanted. Log in to see images!

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