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Contest Contest for Forumwarz Inc. shares

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

I found out that being the sole owner of Forumwarz Inc. influenced my other businesses in a negative way (business partners were making fun of me and sent me gay pornography), so I want to get rid of them as soon as possible.

Here is list of how you can acquire shares as silent partner in Forumwarz Inc. corporation. I will tubmail you registered certificates within 24 hours.

– be sexy: 1%

– be jewish: 1%

– post photo of your male reproductive organ being covered with black paint (if you are male): 2%

– post photo of your mammary glands (if you are female): 2%

kill unfunny fabulous person: 5% (+ Brownie Points)

– post goatse in Game Discussion: 5%

– have gay sex with Evil Trout: 10% (not worth it though)

– post photo of receiving blowjob by Fingerz: 10%

– organize a successful klan raid with over 100 scoops: 10%

– be MySpace Tom: 10%

– make funny post on Flamebate: 20% (very unlikely to happen)

– finish Episode 1 and Episode 2 without coming in contact with one single bug: 20%

– actively play Forumwarz for 365 days in a row (must use all visits): 20%

– post photo of yourself having sex with three Forumwarz players: 20%

– post goatse of yourself in Game Discussion: 20%

– give me blowjob (if you are female and good-looking): 20%

– post goatse of your mother in Game Discussion: 25%

Contest ends when 100% of the shares are distributed! Have fun!


UPDATE: Contest is over! Thanks for participating! 55% have been transfered to iRAWR due to popular request. I feel so relieved!


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Property Relations:

– iRAWR: 55%

– Nicco: 10%

– gayfine upstanding member of society94: 10%

– BrainpanSonata: 10%

– Bandaney: 3%

– MeatLoafFan: 2%

– Adapt: 2%

– arbitrayer: 1%

– Johnny Mac: 1%

– FAIL: 1%

– handofg0d: 1%

– NotJoePesci: 1%

– Odalisque: 1%

– Something_Witty: 1%

– Kylie: 1%

Oleg edited this message on 02/26/2009 7:08PM

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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

1% goes to me and each of my klanmates

That’s 7% to FoS


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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Me am expert hacker! Log in to see images!


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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Nicco Posted:

Me am compensating my short male reproductive organ with extra long sig Log in to see images!


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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

lol you bought a useless internet achievement with 30 bp


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

I found out that being the sole owner of Forumwarz Inc. influenced my other businesses in a negative way (business partners were making fun of me and sent me gay pornography), so I want to get rid of them as soon as possible.

Here is list of how you can acquire shares as silent partner in Forumwarz Inc. corporation. I will tubmail you registered certificates within 24 hours.

– be sexy: 1%

– be jewish: 1%

– post photo of your male reproductive organ being covered with black paint (if you are male): 2%

– post photo of your mammary glands (if you are female): 2%

kill unfunny fabulous person: 5% (+ Brownie Points)

– post goatse in Game Discussion: 5%

– have gay sex with Evil Trout: 10% (not worth it though)

– post photo of receiving blowjob by Fingerz: 10%

– organize a successful klan raid with over 100 scoops: 10%

– be MySpace Tom: 10%

– make funny post on Flamebate: 20% (very unlikely to happen)

– finish Episode 1 and Episode 2 without coming in contact with one single bug: 20%

– actively play Forumwarz for 365 days in a row (must use all visits): 20%

– post photo of yourself having sex with three Forumwarz players: 20%

– post goatse of yourself in Game Discussion: 20%

– give me blowjob (if you are female and good-looking): 20%

– post goatse of your mother in Game Discussion: 25%

Contest ends when 100% of the shares are distributed! Have fun!

quoted for toxx


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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Nicco Posted:

lol you bought a useless internet achievement with 30 bp

Haha did I ring your bell again, Anita? Log in to see images!


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

93% of Forumwarz Inc. up for grabs

I might just send some shares to random people who posted in this thread to finally get rid of them


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BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

Do you have to be fully Jewish? Cuz my great-grandfather was Jewish and therefore I’m 1/8 Jewish from my mother’s side

(though if you ever heard on of my mother’s lecture’s you’d swear she was fully Jewish)

Edit: I think I qualify for 20%, cuz I’ve already finished ep1 and ep2 and the only problems I had were because of my browser (I use Mozilla)

BrainpanSonata edited this message on 02/20/2009 4:36PM

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Then stop on by Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market!

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The Book that gives you Offense +10, Memoirs of a Hacker Hero now on sale for only  100,000! $80,000 (Usable by all character clbumes!)

And be sure to check out our Guest Book Contest!

You could win up to FIFTEEN (15) BROWNIE POINTS!!!

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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

BrainpanSonata Posted:

I think I qualify for 20%, cuz I’ve already finished ep1 and ep2 and the only problems I had were because of my browser (I use Mozilla)

BrainpanSonata Posted:

the only problems I had

BrainpanSonata Posted:

problems I had


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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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I WANT THE HACK SHARE OR THE COOL POSTER SHARE


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

If Goatse guy IS my mother can I have the 25%?


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Shii Posted:

If Goatse guy IS my mother can I have the 25%?

my lawyer said that you can suck my male reproductive organ


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-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

– be sexy: 1%

– be jewish: 1%

– make funny post on Flamebate: 20% (very unlikely to happen)

– finish Episode 1 and Episode 2 without coming in contact with one single bug: 20%

42% please?


I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

4:45PM BrainpanSonata: Oleg: What i was saying is I never enowoman's genitalsered any bugs in the game

4:46PM Oleg Mordashov: BrainpanSonata: but you had problems

4:46PM BrainpanSonata: with my browser… i always have problems with mozilla, no matter what site I’m on

4:47PM BrainpanSonata: and you specifically stated “without coming in contact with one single bug”

4:47PM BrainpanSonata: and your quoted for toxx

4:48PM BrainpanSonata: *you

4:49PM Oleg Mordashov: BrainpanSonata: yes, but you experienced difficulties that could have been avoided with proper programming

4:49PM Oleg Mordashov: ——-> Evil Trout is a bad programmer ——-> no shares for you

4:50PM BrainpanSonata: I can’t program Mozilla 3.5

4:50PM BrainpanSonata: the prblem is my browser, not FWZ

4:50PM BrainpanSonata: therefore there were no bugs, just a malfunctioning browser

4:51PM Oleg Mordashov: BrainpanSonata: malfunctioning needs two parties, a browserand a website

4:51PM Oleg Mordashov: a browser can’t malfunction without a website

4:51PM BrainpanSonata: the problems I encountered were time out errors

4:51PM BrainpanSonata: and that happens with every website I browse

4:51PM Oleg Mordashov: ... which require a website and a webserver to happen on

4:51PM Oleg Mordashov: yes, but if you wouldn’t browse websites, you wouldn’t get these problems

4:52PM BrainpanSonata: So you’re saying the only way to not encounter bugs is to not play FWZ? To not complete ep1 and ep2?

4:53PM Oleg Mordashov: yes

4:53PM Oleg Mordashov: that’s the catch

I CALL TOXX


Are you looking to save some Flezz?

Then stop on by Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market!

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The Book that gives you Offense +10, Memoirs of a Hacker Hero now on sale for only  100,000! $80,000 (Usable by all character clbumes!)

And be sure to check out our Guest Book Contest!

You could win up to FIFTEEN (15) BROWNIE POINTS!!!

Stop by Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market for all of the Gear You Need!

arbitrayer

Avatar: arbitrayer's Avatar

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

i am 100% jewish 1% please


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

MeatLoafFan Posted:

– be sexy: 1%

– be jewish: 1%

– make funny post on Flamebate: 20% (very unlikely to happen)

– finish Episode 1 and Episode 2 without coming in contact with one single bug: 20%

42% please?

I do not believe you… you must provide proof for all four of these claims IMMEDIATELY.


arbitrayer Posted:

i am 100% jewish 1% please

—-> 1%


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BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

BrainpanSonata Posted:

4:45PM BrainpanSonata: Oleg: What i was saying is I never enowoman's genitalsered any bugs in the game

4:46PM Oleg Mordashov: BrainpanSonata: but you had problems

4:46PM BrainpanSonata: with my browser… i always have problems with mozilla, no matter what site I’m on

4:47PM BrainpanSonata: and you specifically stated “without coming in contact with one single bug”

4:47PM BrainpanSonata: and your quoted for toxx

4:48PM BrainpanSonata: *you

4:49PM Oleg Mordashov: BrainpanSonata: yes, but you experienced difficulties that could have been avoided with proper programming

4:49PM Oleg Mordashov: ——-> Evil Trout is a bad programmer ——-> no shares for you

4:50PM BrainpanSonata: I can’t program Mozilla 3.5

4:50PM BrainpanSonata: the prblem is my browser, not FWZ

4:50PM BrainpanSonata: therefore there were no bugs, just a malfunctioning browser

4:51PM Oleg Mordashov: BrainpanSonata: malfunctioning needs two parties, a browserand a website

4:51PM Oleg Mordashov: a browser can’t malfunction without a website

4:51PM BrainpanSonata: the problems I encountered were time out errors

4:51PM BrainpanSonata: and that happens with every website I browse

4:51PM Oleg Mordashov: ... which require a website and a webserver to happen on

4:51PM Oleg Mordashov: yes, but if you wouldn’t browse websites, you wouldn’t get these problems

4:52PM BrainpanSonata: So you’re saying the only way to not encounter bugs is to not play FWZ? To not complete ep1 and ep2?

4:53PM Oleg Mordashov: yes

4:53PM Oleg Mordashov: that’s the catch

I CALL TOXX


Are you looking to save some Flezz?

Then stop on by Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market!

Log in to see images!

The Book that gives you Offense +10, Memoirs of a Hacker Hero now on sale for only  100,000! $80,000 (Usable by all character clbumes!)

And be sure to check out our Guest Book Contest!

You could win up to FIFTEEN (15) BROWNIE POINTS!!!

Stop by Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market for all of the Gear You Need!

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

BrainpanSonata Posted:

you get 5% share if you tubmail MC Banhammer with photo of bomb


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BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

you get 5% share if you tubmail MC Banhammer with photo of bomb

I’ll TM you a screenie of it as proof.


Are you looking to save some Flezz?

Then stop on by Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market!

Log in to see images!

The Book that gives you Offense +10, Memoirs of a Hacker Hero now on sale for only  100,000! $80,000 (Usable by all character clbumes!)

And be sure to check out our Guest Book Contest!

You could win up to FIFTEEN (15) BROWNIE POINTS!!!

Stop by Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market for all of the Gear You Need!

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