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GS49

Avatar: 45410 Wed Jul 08 18:06:55 -0400 2009
23

[PONIELADN]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

my frienfd lizzzy isa chiristina andn she sayes taht ishuold be ione to buti ts’hard,.

if your’e crhitsian can uyo tlel me if itts’ wort it/?

tank ina d vancfe

GS49

Avatar: 45410 Wed Jul 08 18:06:55 -0400 2009
23

[PONIELADN]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Well. GS49, why does your friend want you to convert? Is it so your soul can be saved from the bowels of hell?

I understand the difficulty. Hell’s a lot cooler than heaven.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Become a Christian

Accept Jesus into your heart

????

PROFIT!

It seems like a no-brainer to me.


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GS49

Avatar: 45410 Wed Jul 08 18:06:55 -0400 2009
23

[PONIELADN]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

Fortunato Posted:

Well. GS49, why does your friend want you to convert? Is it so your soul can be saved from the bowels of hell?

I understand the difficulty. Hell’s a lot cooler than heaven.

wlel i herd if you rea chriostion yuoy can pray forw hateverr yuo wantt [spioler]i wannt a ponie[/spoilers]]

but yous houldnt’ do badd things and alot ofthwings are band

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

GS49 Posted:

wlel i herd if you rea chriostion yuoy can pray forw hateverr yuo wantt [spioler]i wannt a ponie[/spoilers]]

but yous houldnt’ do badd things and alot ofthwings are band

hell has ponies. Hell’s ponies are way cuter. Satan personally hands you the keys to your pony once you arrive and you throw up the sign of the devil.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

GS49 Posted:

wings are band

So true.


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Shadow Ruler-
IV

Avatar: harblgar

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Fortunato Posted:

Well. GS49, why does your friend want you to convert? Is it so your soul can be saved from the bowels of hell?

I understand the difficulty. Hell’s a lot cooler than heaven.

I hear hell’s full of hot chicks.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

hell is full of good tunes

i wanna go to hell and listen to jimi hendrix jammin


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Are you scared of bats, like most children are, GS49? Well you should know that according to pretty much everyone, “bat out of hell”. So no bats in hell.

Ponies, though. And people bumociated with them. Like the people who made “My Little Pony”. They’re in hell. And there’s a pony named Wildfire, that pony wouldn’t be in heaven, only in hell.


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GS49

Avatar: 45410 Wed Jul 08 18:06:55 -0400 2009
23

[PONIELADN]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Are you scared of bats, like most children are, GS49? Well you should know that according to pretty much everyone, “bat out of hell”. So no bats in hell.

Ponies, though. And people bumociated with them. Like the people who made “My Little Pony”. They’re in hell. And there’s a pony named Wildfire, that pony wouldn’t be in heaven, only in hell.

isit like ponieta form poke’mon/? beacuse thats’ lioke coool and hott a the smaetime (loli madde a jioke0)

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

GS49 Posted:

wlel i herd if you rea chriostion yuoy can pray forw hateverr yuo wantt [spioler]i wannt a ponie[/spoilers]]

but yous houldnt’ do badd things and alot ofthwings are band

I will have my mom add your pony to her daily prayer stuff so you don’t need to worry. When I was in school people could send in a donation to have things prayed for, maybe you should just donate and have other people pray for your pony. Log in to see images!


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Let me put it the other way around

Is not being a Christian worth it? I don’t think so

Inertia edited this message on 02/19/2009 1:59AM

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
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Website
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Level 35 Troll

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GS49 Posted:

my frienfd lizzzy isa chiristina andn she sayes taht ishuold be ione to buti ts’hard,.

if your’e crhitsian can uyo tlel me if itts’ wort it/?

tank ina d vancfe

you get to drink wine on sunday and eat a stale nilla wafer I don’t know that was the selling point for me


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Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

I’m not a Christian, but as I understand the religion, you get to worship a naked jew who had sex with twelve different men and a prostitute in the desert, which sounds p. ****ing awesome to me.


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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
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[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Wait, GS49, aren’t you afraid of black people? You probably couldn’t be a Christian then, because Jesus was totally a Log in to see images!.

Also, I remembered a cool story from the Bible. One time Jesus was walking through town, holding his wood, but it was so ****ing big and heavy that somebody had to help him lift it. ****ING. AWESOME. Log in to see images! Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 02/19/2009 2:51AM


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KaaVink

Avatar: 60693 Tue Oct 28 11:07:23 -0400 2008
16

[SRSLY]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

you get to drink wine on sunday and eat a stale nilla wafer I don’t know that was the selling point for me

Can I only be a Christian on sundays then?

Is Christian heaven the same as Jew heaven, or do they have seperate suites?


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the Remainder

Avatar: 98830 2009-10-13 03:06:01 -0400

[WeChall]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

KaaVink Posted:

Can I only be a Christian on sundays then?

Isn’t that like most Christians?


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GS49

Avatar: 45410 Wed Jul 08 18:06:55 -0400 2009
23

[PONIELADN]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

you get to drink wine on sunday and eat a stale nilla wafer I don’t know that was the selling point for me

at lizzzys; chuch theyu haev graep juce its’ yukc aynway i gop ray forr a ponie

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