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Religion I am a god.
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MicRo-BreAtH

Avatar: Donkey
8

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

I have been told so. This happened today, and I took a picture of it. I have proof. I am a god. Obey. And send brownie points.

I have put the picture inside the following black square, because I was shocked when I finally had the truth revealed to me.
I am a god. I command thee to look inside the black square.
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hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

MicRo-BreAtH

Avatar: Donkey
8

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

I’m too lazy to write a long, freakingly boring and meaningless book right now, but I’ve decided on what shall be my hymn. This song will forever be known as the hymn of MicRo-BreAtH. (Please note ‘The Hymn of MicRo-BreAtH’ and not ‘The Hymn of Micro-Breath’. Capitalization is vital.)

Sidenote: I was only able to find the song in a live version, but what the Breaven.

MicRo-BreAtH edited this message on 02/18/2009 10:13AM

hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

MicRo-BreAtH

Avatar: Donkey
8

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

Oh, and I command thee to post something here. If thou cannot think of anything, just post that.

MicRo-BreAtH edited this message on 02/18/2009 10:46AM

hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

Kamikaze Gor-
on

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 9 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

I will follow you, My lord. Log in to see images!


An eye for an eye, Makes the world blind.

MicRo-BreAtH

Avatar: Donkey
8

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

Kamikaze Goron Posted:

I will follow you, My lord. Log in to see images!

Great! I bid thee to find us more followers.

And when thou hast died, I will give you an ice-cream. Or a cake.


hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

MicRo-BreAtH

Avatar: Donkey
8

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

Oh, and I represent anti-violence. We shall not solve battles with violence. Instead, we will troll the enemy.


hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

MicRo-BreAtH

Avatar: Donkey
8

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

If the photographic evidence isn’t enough to prove that I am a god, I will argument for it here:

‘Life’s what you make it’ < Common exclamation.

‘Stuff’s what you make it’ < Since life consists of stuff.

‘NPCs got feelings too!’ < Common exclamation.

‘NPC said that I am a god’ < Fact.

‘NPC has thus made me a god’ < Derived from 1,2,3 and 4.

MicRo-BreAtH is now a god. Please note ‘a god’, so that other people an be gods too.


hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

THIS HAD TO BE POSTED

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-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

Nicco Posted:

THIS HAD TO BE POSTED

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MicRo-BreAtH

Avatar: Donkey
8

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

Nicco Posted:

THIS HAD TO BE POSTED

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!!!

I didn’t know I had that many followers!!!

Good thing my god-eyes comes with a complete new way of viewing things.

42 followers!!!

I welcome thee!


hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

But what are you a god of? If you’re going into the god business you gotta have a specialty and a schtick. Ya know, what do you god over and how do you god over it.


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MicRo-BreAtH

Avatar: Donkey
8

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

BrainpanSonata Posted:

But what are you a god of? If you’re going into the god business you gotta have a specialty and a schtick. Ya know, what do you god over and how do you god over it.

I’m the god of MicRo-BreAtHs.

Or as -XI- put it: The god of bad names.

JOIN ME! Join me if the random name generator fried you as a fried chip!

Alternatively I’ll be the god of weird humour really few people can understand.


hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

I like the bad names and weird humor angle… you could do both. But what’s your godding style? How do you reward the faithful and punish the nonbelievers?


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MicRo-BreAtH

Avatar: Donkey
8

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

BrainpanSonata Posted:

I like the bad names and weird humor angle… you could do both. But what’s your godding style? How do you reward the faithful and punish the nonbelievers?

The faithful will be part of a community of people who worship the god MicRo-BreAtH!

They would be able to partake in bad names and weird humour!

They might get to see their god’s amazing artistic skills! (Can’t draw, in other words.)

They would get direct answers from their god!

I would answer everything!

... I’ll make up more.

Heretics shall burn! They will have good, common names thrown at them!

They will be transformed into sheep!(After their death of course.)

Green sheep!

With pink dots!

They will not be able to partake in my weird humour.

... They will be flagged as non-followers!

Oh, and my followers shall be knowns as The temple of MicRo-BreAtH!

Alternatively, they shall be known as Breathers, or Those who Breathe.


hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Nicco Posted:

THIS HAD TO BE POSTED

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aww nicco you ruined it! It was a nearly perfect string of noobiness!


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Green porno!

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BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

The faithful will be part of a community of people who worship the god MicRo-BreAtH!

They would be able to partake in bad names and weird humour!

They might get to see their god’s amazing artistic skills! (Can’t draw, in other words.)

They would get direct answers from their god!

I would answer everything!

... I’ll make up more.

Heretics shall burn! They will have good, common names thrown at them!

They will be transformed into sheep!(After their death of course.)

Green sheep!

With pink dots!

They will not be able to partake in my weird humour.

... They will be flagged as non-followers!

Oh, and my followers shall be knowns as The temple of MicRo-BreAtH!

Alternatively, they shall be known as Breathers, or Those who Breathe.

Interesting… what about holy text? And what would worship services be like?


Are you looking to save some Flezz?

Then stop on by Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market!

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And be sure to check out our Guest Book Contest!

You could win up to FIFTEEN (15) BROWNIE POINTS!!!

Stop by Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market for all of the Gear You Need!

MicRo-BreAtH

Avatar: Donkey
8

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

Fortunato Posted:

aww nicco you ruined it! It was a nearly perfect string of noobiness!

Yeah. Why post pictures of rooms you mortals can’t see the content of?

Truly boring. From very special to a mix of very special and boring… Sight, why do people always have to do stuff like that, thinking themselves intelligent?

By the way, you made a grammatical error! Tee-hee!

MicRo-BreAtH edited this message on 02/18/2009 1:42PM

hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

MicRo-BreAtH

Avatar: Donkey
8

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

BrainpanSonata Posted:

Interesting… what about holy text? And what would worship services be like?

Holy texts will be written here sometime: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/topics/4824-the-temple-of-micro-breath-super-secret-forum

Services would consist of people breathing as heavily as they can. The most heavily breathing breather will win a medal, which can be kept untill the next service. Offerings of boring people might also happen from time to time. There’s just a shame there’s so few boring people living nowadays. Most people are either intelligent, but don’t care about it (somebody else, originally planned to write “like me” but I’m a god now, and not a person), intelligent, and bumes (like somebody else) completely normal (sheep), completely unnormal (unnormal), dumb people (somebody else) or just plainly very special in a bad way (somebody else).

That list was in a random order.

MicRo-BreAtH edited this message on 02/18/2009 1:47PM

hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

MicRo-BreAtH

Avatar: Donkey
8

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

My followers will have access to an awesomely new comic!

Drawn by me!

And I can’t even draw Log in to see images!


hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

THIS IS A BAD THREAD

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