MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

Judging from this here, you could try finding a metalhead.

I like punk rock…

Smell some acids and problem solved

mary misanthrope Posted:

I need someone with a big brain as well as a big wiener.

Hint: look for the brain first. It’s generally easier to check when in public.

mary misanthrope Posted:

I thought it was nice, because it was technically a first date; I had hung out with him once before at a party. I am kind-of a minimalist, so I appreciate the gesture rather than the items themselves.

I expected nothing (well, except dinner), so really, even a stupid card and some candy greatly surpbumed my expectations.

One thing I did notice and did not like:

He only tipped $4 on a $24 bill! I would have thrown down a few extra dollars when he wasn’t looking if I had a bill smaller than a $10 on me. Our server was very good. Log in to see images!

Sadly, you can’t seek out intelligence. To do such, we’d need to have some honest means of measuring intelligence, and IQ tests certainly don’t count. Then comes the means of advertising and labelling people with their Intelligence ratings.

Gifts and a tip. I don’t know what to say there.

Searching for the right man…well…consider it a life-long adventure for the wise, where as the simple minded can get their low standards met by simply going to a gas station.

Quality, my dear, not quantity.

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What ever happened to Mary? Log in to see images!

Grayson81 Posted:

If a girl’s smart and has mammary glands as good as yours she usually doesn’t have trouble finding a bloke. The problem might be more related to this:

This story suggests a flaw in your personality. Here are two clues as to what it is:

1) A guy buys you dinner and you complain that he doesn’t tip enough.

2) You care enough about this to feel that it’s a big deal and to mention it in your overall analysis of him, but not enough to part with ten ****ing dollars.

wtf your a cheap bumhole tips are 20% go **** youreself with a tube of icy hot

1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:

wtf your a cheap bumhole tips are 20% go **** youreself with a tube of icy hot

True true, it’s a ****ty profession, to get paid in tips. Over on the west side of the US, more places are switching to not paying a “server’s wage”, making tips superfluous to earnings, as they should be. Log in to see images!