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Help My vast intelligence is ruining my love life

mary misanth-
rope

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Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

So I went on a few dates with a really nice guy.

He took me out to dinner last night, brought me a card and some candy because it was Valentine’s day, quite sweet.

He is obviously really into me.

Only he complains that I use too many “big words”, and I know already he is going to be relegated to the Friend Zone, because I need someone with a big brain as well as a big wiener.

I feel so sad and hopeless. Alienated by my sensitive genius once again. Log in to see images!


Suck my left one.

Rehehelly

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Level 21 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

This was all a dream. Wasn’t it?

mary misanth-
rope

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Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Rehehelly Posted:

This was all a dream. Wasn’t it?

Not a dream… a NIGHTMARE!

This is even worse than my increasing paranoia that singularity already occurred and my own organic body does not exist.

I can’t even get a boyfriend in a computer simulation.

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Suck my left one.

MicRo-BreAtH

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[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

mary misanthrope Posted:

So I went on a few dates with a really nice guy.

He took me out to dinner last night, brought me a card and some candy because it was Valentine’s day, quite sweet.

He is obviously really into me.

Only he complains that I use too many “big words”, and I know already he is going to be relegated to the Friend Zone, because I need someone with a big brain as well as a big wiener.

I feel so sad and hopeless. Alienated by my sensitive genius once again. Log in to see images!

With big words, did he mean that you exaggerated everything, used long, intricate and quite uncommon words, or did he mean you that you were shouting?


hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

Pavilion

Avatar: 74903 2011-07-31 00:19:12 -0400
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Nothing’s obviously working. You should stop.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Bauzer

Avatar: 14338 Sat Jan 03 15:31:28 -0500 2009
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Level 36 Emo Kid

mary misanthrope Posted:

So I went on a few dates with a really nice guy.

He took me out to dinner last night, brought me a card and some candy because it was Valentine’s day, quite sweet.

He is obviously really into me.

Only he complains that I use too many “big words”, and I know already he is going to be relegated to the Friend Zone, because I need someone with a big brain as well as a big wiener.

I feel so sad and hopeless. Alienated by my sensitive genius once again. Log in to see images!

posting your mammary glands seems to be the only logical solution to this problem IMO.


(c)Famine. You Know the Rules.

n00b65

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My vast love live is ruining my intelidgi— smarts Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

mary misanth-
rope

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Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

n00b65 Posted:

My vast love live is ruining my intelidgi— smarts Log in to see images!

I want that problem.


Suck my left one.

MicRo-BreAtH

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31

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

With big words, did he mean that you exaggerated everything, used long, intricate and quite uncommon words, or did he mean you that you were shouting?

It seems getting a person to answer a question is not easy.


hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

I HATE NIGS

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[WE HATE NIGZ]

Level 24 Hacker

i'm a stupid fine upstanding member of society loving fabulous person who has male fine upstanding member of societys **** in my bumhole

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

It seems getting a person to answer a question is not easy.

You’re obviously a ****ing retard.

Which one of those relates to vast intelligence, hmm?


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I HATE NIGS

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i'm a stupid fine upstanding member of society loving fabulous person who has male fine upstanding member of societys **** in my bumhole

Also,

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mary misanth-
rope

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Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

It seems getting a person to answer a question is not easy.

Sorry that I couldn’t tether myself to my computer to answer your questions all day.

To clarify, his vocabulary is smaller than mine, which makes conversations difficult and awkward. Let’s just say he is good at athletics, not school.

I’ve always been one of the indoor kids, if you know what I mean…


Suck my left one.

mary misanth-
rope

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Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

I HATE NIGS Posted:

Also,

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Thanks for reminding me how awesome my mammary glands are.


Suck my left one.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

mary misanthrope Posted:

So I went on a few dates with a really nice guy.

He took me out to dinner last night, brought me a card and some candy because it was Valentine’s day, quite sweet.

He is obviously really into me.

Only he complains that I use too many “big words”, and I know already he is going to be relegated to the Friend Zone, because I need someone with a big brain as well as a big wiener.

I feel so sad and hopeless. Alienated by my sensitive genius once again. Log in to see images!

You should stop meeting guys at the dog track.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Manine

Avatar: 109915 Sat Jan 03 21:26:29 -0500 2009

[LemonParty]

Level 1 Re-Re

aww girl if u ever need someone to hug im here for you, not like to ****, this is the one time ill show my sensative side


DONT MAKEB ME GO MAD DOG ON YOU DOG!

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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
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Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!


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Recommencer

Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I think a card and candy should have been your first clue. Let us not seek solace in gifts that can be retrieved from a gas station. Log in to see images!


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TheGreatJarl

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Recommencer has a point. And that really is a silly problem, sorry. If you need someone intelligent, go somewhere intelligent. I’m sure there are plenty of Mensa fabulous persons ready to stick their noodles in your pork slot. Log in to see images!

MicRo-BreAtH

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[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

I HATE NIGS Posted:

You’re obviously a ****ing retard.

Which one of those relates to vast intelligence, hmm?

Neither. I just wanted to make sure I interpreted ‘big words’ in the right way, since I’ve ‘heard’ it used as exaggerating things before, but I didn’t think that was what it meant this time.

mary misanthrope Posted:

Sorry that I couldn’t tether myself to my computer to answer your questions all day.

To clarify, his vocabulary is smaller than mine, which makes conversations difficult and awkward. Let’s just say he is good at athletics, not school.

I’ve always been one of the indoor kids, if you know what I mean…

Judging from this here, you could try finding a metalhead.


hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

mary misanth-
rope

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Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Recommencer Posted:

I think a card and candy should have been your first clue. Let us not seek solace in gifts that can be retrieved from a gas station. Log in to see images!

I thought it was nice, because it was technically a first date; I had hung out with him once before at a party. I am kind-of a minimalist, so I appreciate the gesture rather than the items themselves.

I expected nothing (well, except dinner), so really, even a stupid card and some candy greatly surpbumed my expectations.

One thing I did notice and did not like:

He only tipped $4 on a $24 bill! I would have thrown down a few extra dollars when he wasn’t looking if I had a bill smaller than a $10 on me. Our server was very good. Log in to see images!


Suck my left one.

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