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The Not-so-great "I fail at Valentines so here's a pic of my junk" thread: 5BP (NSFW!!) | |||||||
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That’s right, I’m going to do the Internet equivalent of leaving my home while I have hired a corpse for a nanny to look after several 8-year-old boys who have certain curiosities. This contest will end on 2/23/09 at midnight and will have a voting period that will end on 2/25/09.
I, [Insert name here] accept to make my submission available to the public and will accept full responsibility of any of my material posted in this thread and will in no way prosecute Crotch Zombie, Evil Trout, any of Evil Trout’s Colleagues, -XI- or anyone on the Flamebate forums.
Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Quote the paragraph above and sign with your screen-name Log in to see images! Post your erection along with a note that says “My name is [Insert name here] and I’m so desperate to get laid”. Log in to see images! The first one to make a video of them jerking off and jizzing gets 1BP instantly! (must say “-XI- owns me”, doesn’t matter where you upload as long as it’s not one of those sites that forces sex ads into your face) Log in to see images! No Trolling Log in to see images!
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(Also, I am not a monsterous homogay pigbottom, I’m just a bi guy that thought “heh, why the **** not? Xylon was so eager to post his man mammary glands, I think I’ll make this contest for the lulz”.) -XI- edited this message on 02/15/2009 12:52PM |
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Posted On: 02/15/2009 12:43PM | View -XI-'s Profile | # | ||||||
-XI- Posted:
TOXX
Also, please do not submit anything until I run this through with CZ
Edit: Amended dates -XI- edited this message on 02/15/2009 12:52PM |
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Posted On: 02/15/2009 12:44PM | View -XI-'s Profile | # | ||||||
****, maybe I’ll do this ;_;
Anyone else? Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 5:01PM | View GGH's Profile | # | ||||||
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Nice contest, and I need some BP too, but I’m not that desperate D: |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 8:46PM | View Ginji's Profile | # | ||||||
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If approved, I will win this contest. |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 9:09PM | View Xylon's Profile | # | ||||||
heh knew you would the second he said it in IDC |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 9:10PM | View StrayNeko's Profile | # | ||||||
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This contest is sexist. |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 9:11PM | View heirloom's Profile | # | ||||||
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1BP? For squirting jizz on cam? Log in to see images!
*gets popcorn* |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 9:13PM | View The Baroness's Profile | # | ||||||
Contest canceled… Too gay… |
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Posted On: 02/17/2009 4:43PM | View -XI-'s Profile | # | ||||||
is this official? |
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Posted On: 02/17/2009 4:45PM | View GGH's Profile | # | ||||||
yes |
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Posted On: 02/17/2009 5:58PM | View -XI-'s Profile | # | ||||||
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-XI- Posted:
that’s really lame yo |
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Posted On: 02/17/2009 6:01PM | View Drunkenlazybasta...'s Profile | # | ||||||
I was drunk, okay? It’s amazing how I can type fluently while drunk.
Besides, I’m thinking of doing a contest more viral than some fabulous persons posting their junk on the Internet. |
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Posted On: 02/17/2009 6:04PM | View -XI-'s Profile | # | ||||||