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Gay The Not-so-great "I fail at Valentines so here's a pic of my junk" thread: 5BP (NSFW!!)

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
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Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

That’s right, I’m going to do the Internet equivalent of leaving my home while I have hired a corpse for a nanny to look after several 8-year-old boys who have certain curiosities. This contest will end on 2/23/09 at midnight and will have a voting period that will end on 2/25/09.

I, [Insert name here] accept to make my submission available to the public and will accept full responsibility of any of my material posted in this thread and will in no way prosecute Crotch Zombie, Evil Trout, any of Evil Trout’s Colleagues, -XI- or anyone on the Flamebate forums.

Signed, [Insert name here].

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Log in to see images! Quote the paragraph above and sign with your screen-name

Log in to see images! Post your erection along with a note that says “My name is [Insert name here] and I’m so desperate to get laid”.

Log in to see images! The first one to make a video of them jerking off and jizzing gets 1BP instantly! (must say “-XI- owns me”, doesn’t matter where you upload as long as it’s not one of those sites that forces sex ads into your face)

Log in to see images! No Trolling

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(Also, I am not a monsterous homogay pigbottom, I’m just a bi guy that thought “heh, why the **** not? Xylon was so eager to post his man mammary glands, I think I’ll make this contest for the lulz”.)

-XI- edited this message on 02/15/2009 12:52PM

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
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Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

-XI- Posted:

That’s right, I’m going to do the Internet equivalent of leaving my home while I have hired a corpse for a nanny to look after several 8-year-old boys who have certain curiosities. This contest will end on 1/23/09 at midnight and will have a voting period that will end on 1/25/09.

Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Quote the paragraph above and sign with your screen-name

Log in to see images! Post your erection along with a note that says “My name is [Insert name here] and I’m so desperate to get laid”.

Log in to see images! The first one to make a video of them jerking off and jizzing gets 1BP instantly! (must say “-XI- owns me”, doesn’t matter where you upload as long as it’s not one of those sites that forces sex ads into your face)

Log in to see images! No Trolling

Log in to see images!

...

...

(Also, I am not a monsterous homogay pigbottom, I’m just a bi guy that thought “heh, why the **** not? Xylon was so eager to post his man mammary glands, I think I’ll make this contest for the lulz”.)

TOXX

Also, please do not submit anything until I run this through with CZ

Edit: Amended dates

-XI- edited this message on 02/15/2009 12:52PM

GGH

Avatar: 105218 Tue Feb 17 15:32:24 -0500 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

****, maybe I’ll do this ;_;

Anyone else? Log in to see images!

Ginji

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Nice contest, and I need some BP too, but I’m not that desperate D:

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
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[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

If approved, I will win this contest.

StrayNeko

Avatar: 122825 Mon Feb 16 13:17:09 -0500 2009
2

Level 35 Troll

CARAMELLDANSEN IDOLMISTRESS

heh knew you would the second he said it in IDC

heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2010-02-16 00:57:41 -0500
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am just replacing a terrible prank.

This contest is sexist.

The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

FEEL FREE TO NOTIFY ME IF YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FOR FALCON

1BP? For squirting jizz on cam? Log in to see images!

*gets popcorn*

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
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Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

Contest canceled… Too gay…

GGH

Avatar: 105218 Tue Feb 17 15:32:24 -0500 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

is this official?

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

yes

Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

-XI- Posted:

yes

that’s really lame yo

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
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Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

I was drunk, okay? It’s amazing how I can type fluently while drunk.

Besides, I’m thinking of doing a contest more viral than some fabulous persons posting their junk on the Internet.

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