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Shock [CLOSED] Tumorous Kidney on auction at over 20% discount!!

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
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[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

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http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/69360-tumorous-kidney

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/69481-tumorous-kidney

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/70243-tumorous-kidney

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/71473-tumorous-kidney

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/72554-tumorous-kidney

Tumorous Kidney

Offense +10

Defense +35

Douchebaggery +600

The ultimate fetish item for trolls, a must have for pwning tough forums. Now YOU can be the proud owner of this kidney at almost maxed out frugality price! Bid while stocks last!

***16 satisfied customers served, and they keep coming!!!***

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“A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++ would bai again”

“Amazing, absolute best deal out there!!!”

“TOO BUSY PWNING FORUMS WITH DIZ SHIZ”

“I saw, I bought, I came.”

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P.S. If you’re wondering I just started keeping record of the old auctions on the 13th auction, so the numbers don’t match up.

futhermocker edited this message on 02/19/2009 7:07PM

HKS

Avatar: 57101 Fri Feb 13 21:45:57 -0500 2009
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 55 Troll

“Bonegrinder the Merciless”

Already have one.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

How is this a 20%+ discount? Base Price for a Tumorous Kidney is  800,000. 20% off is - 160,000, so that’s  640,000.

You’re selling it for  725,000, which is about 9% off, which is still a good deal.

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
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[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

Well I based my %discount on the price given in Jomama’s store, not the Kyoubai one

And 725,000 is only the buyout price, the reserve price is quite a bit lower than that. Log in to see images!

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

fine upstanding member of societypig Posted:

Already have one.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

futhermocker Posted:

Well I based my %discount on the price given in Jomama’s store, not the Kyoubai one

And 725,000 is only the buyout price, the reserve price is quite a bit lower than that. Log in to see images!

Ah, I see!

Just FYI, at  750,000, I can’t keep them in stock, I have to restock 4 a day, minimum.

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
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[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

Holy **** you’re right first one was sold like an hour ago already.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

futhermocker Posted:

Holy **** you’re right first one was sold like an hour ago already.

Just list one a day and it’s like getting double Junk deliveries.

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
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[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

bump for great business

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
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[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

baby bump ftw

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