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Macho My name is Peter and I have a problem with my bowels

Peter Pantlo-
ad

Avatar: Peter Pantload's Avatar
12

[Unban or Friend Th-
e nerd o powa comm-
ittee
]

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

hence the surname pantload.

I have soiled all my tight revealing boyish clothing. It is too much to bear.

Adult diapers won’t work because my clothes are too tight.

Should I end it all or just see a doctor?

Rasta-Theclo-
wn

Avatar: Rasta-Theclown's Avatar

Level 31 Emo Kid

I waste brownie points on anything that moves

Peter Pantload Posted:

hence the surname pantload.

I have soiled all my tight revealing boyish clothing. It is too much to bear.

Adult diapers won’t work because my clothes are too tight.

Should I end it all or just see a doctor?

Umm… wow.

You know, I’m just gonna let the trolls take this question, actually.

Although, just as a fore-thought, it’s down the street, not across the road.

Rasta-Theclown edited this message on 03/05/2008 2:47AM

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davidofmk771

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
2

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Staple your bum shut! It never fails!

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Get a colostomy. Duh.


ilu man

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Metanoia

Avatar: Deformed Child

[Fruit ****ers]

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

a ballad for you:

I need to die.

All sensation has dulled in this life

Low standards, sick delights

Stale feces on my knife

Now accustomed to scat

Rich in taste and low in fat

Daily regiment of fiber

The longer the strands as bum clenches tighter

I’ve gone insane

I cannot be reasoned with

Human feces i season with

Morning eye crust and navel lint

Bleeding submucosa

Serosa breaks free from intestinal wall

To arrive on my plate

Or to lubricate when i anally mate

Ingestion = taking of food in the mouth

Masticate = mixing and churning aids in digestion

Absorption = pbumage of nitrients into the blood and lymph

Defecation = finally something I’ll eat

Salivate, intake – digest, dilate – defecate, ingest again

In all my studies of physiological psychology

One thing is apparent – no thought is unnatural

Such as eating feces, or killing yourself or someone else

Love will always hurt, fortunately, mine comes in squirts

bum to bum – I’ve affixed a pipe between us

A t-joint complete with hose to a mask covering mouth and nose

To master the monroe transfer

No amateur – I’ve covered all parameters

Of goddamned anthropophagic copromania

A taste for bacteria

And undigested epithelia

Hepatitis delight

Coprophelic demise

Copromantik. Anthropophagic. Coprpheliac. Pathomaniac.

Metanoia edited this message on 03/05/2008 4:32AM

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Metanoia Posted:

a ballad for you:

I need to die.

All sensation has dulled in this life

Low standards, sick delights

Stale feces on my knife

Now accustomed to scat

Rich in taste and low in fat

Daily regiment of fiber

The longer the strands as bum clenches tighter

I’ve gone insane

I cannot be reasoned with

Human feces i season with

Morning eye crust and navel lint

Bleeding submucosa

Serosa breaks free from intestinal wall

To arrive on my plate

Or to lubricate when i anally mate

Ingestion = taking of food in the mouth

Masticate = mixing and churning aids in digestion

Absorption = pbumage of nitrients into the blood and lymph

Defecation = finally something I’ll eat

Salivate, intake – digest, dilate – defecate, ingest again

In all my studies of physiological psychology

One thing is apparent – no thought is unnatural

Such as eating feces, or killing yourself or someone else

Love will always hurt, fortunately, mine comes in squirts

bum to bum – I’ve affixed a pipe between us

A t-joint complete with hose to a mask covering mouth and nose

To master the monroe transfer

No amateur – I’ve covered all parameters

Of goddamned anthropophagic copromania

A taste for bacteria

And undigested epithelia

Hepatitis delight

Coprophelic demise

Copromantik. Anthropophagic. Coprpheliac. Pathomaniac.

Now I have soiled all my tight revealing boyish clothing.

Thanks.


ilu man

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Freakness

Avatar: harblgar

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Commit suicide, hang yoself ****!

And lick yo mamma?!

gAmeHolIc_vA-
mp1Re

Avatar: Emo Girl 1

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

go tho da hell skullface…

And you, loverboy, use a Tempex inside your ****ing bum, till you bleed yourself to deth… it will be awsomly funny, i will laugh… i mean cry a whole ten second for you…

Fly peeter fly, and cry, and tak a poop in everyones head, because they deserved Log in to see images!

Janie

Avatar: Janie's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

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