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FAQ y r u guys very special?

Miggle

Avatar: Sneakers
2

Level 17 Emo Kid

God won't kill me, he likes to see me suffer.

did ur mom drink or sumtin?

Mr_Smiles

Avatar: Kitten

Level 10 Permanoob

i dont bite... i just want a friend.

Miggle Posted:

did ur mom drink or sumtin?

i dunno. i was born that way.

people say i’m actually really smart.

they try to make me feel better by asking really easy questions.

the indefinite integral of x^4/(e^(x – 2)) = -e^(2 – x) * (24 + 24 x + 12 x^2 + 4 x^3 + x^4).

easy stuff like that.

then they act impressed when i figure it out, even though i have to use my fingers.

its ok, though. they give me good food.

Mr_Smiles edited this message on 03/05/2008 2:55AM

i dont have many friends. do yu want 2 be my friend? i dont hurt my friends… often.

connar

Avatar: Blue Guitar

[ZJEM CIE]

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Mr_Smiles Posted:

i dunno. i was born that way.

people say i’m actually really smart.

they try to make me feel better by asking really easy questions.

the indefinite integral of x^4/(e^(x – 2)) = -e^(2 – x) * (24 + 24 x + 12 x^2 + 4 x^3 + x^4).

easy stuff like that.

then they act impressed when i figure it out, even though i have to use my fingers.

its ok, though. they give me good food.

Mr smiles why are you ugly, not that its bad its good ugly people never have to put up with love


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Mr_Smiles

Avatar: Kitten

Level 10 Permanoob

i dont bite... i just want a friend.

connar Posted:

Mr smiles why are you ugly, not that its bad its good ugly people never have to put up with love

my daddy told me why i’m ugly.

before i was born, up in heaven, god was making my soul.

then the devil stole it and raped it.

then he beat it and tainted it and made me into a demonic imp.

so i deserve what i got.

the people here say that’s not true. but i don’t care.


i dont have many friends. do yu want 2 be my friend? i dont hurt my friends… often.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

how the **** is a re-re making full sentences


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Mr_Smiles

Avatar: Kitten

Level 10 Permanoob

i dont bite... i just want a friend.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

how the **** is a re-re making full sentences

we’re nots stupid.

juss speshul.

i practike reely, rly hrd.

en deez pills there giving mee realzy halp…


i dont have many friends. do yu want 2 be my friend? i dont hurt my friends… often.

GoldenSun

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

[Facepunch]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Mr_Smiles Posted:

i dunno. i was born that way.

people say i’m actually really smart.

they try to make me feel better by asking really easy questions.

the indefinite integral of x^4/(e^(x – 2)) = -e^(2 – x) * (24 + 24 x + 12 x^2 + 4 x^3 + x^4).

easy stuff like that.

then they act impressed when i figure it out, even though i have to use my fingers.

its ok, though. they give me good food.

You forgot the +C rere retard

Mr_Smiles

Avatar: Kitten

Level 10 Permanoob

i dont bite... i just want a friend.

GoldenSun Posted:

You forgot the +C rere retard

ur mene! you makes me pheel teh sux! stop itz!


i dont have many friends. do yu want 2 be my friend? i dont hurt my friends… often.

wuddlefutt

Avatar: Baby Typing
1

Level 10 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

seriously u gais leve him alone.

waht its not bad enuff his daddy gives him badtuch?


eric pleger horsson, esq.

Nafta

Avatar: Spider Illustration

[Roadkill 55 ]

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

yess lrn to typeLog in to see images!


I’m the motherflippinLog in to see images!

LolWhut

Avatar: Teen Girl

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Mr_Smiles, we’re stuck in a devious trap, will you help us with these math problems in exchange for candy?

LolWhut edited this message on 03/07/2008 4:55AM

Mr_Smiles

Avatar: Kitten

Level 10 Permanoob

i dont bite... i just want a friend.

LolWhut Posted:

Mr_Smiles, we’re stuck in a devious trap, will you help us with these math problems in exchange for candy?

sure! y nots?

i liek candy!


i dont have many friends. do yu want 2 be my friend? i dont hurt my friends… often.

Super Troll

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 2 Re-Re

Mr_Smiles Posted:

sure! y nots?

i liek candy!

U SURLY ARE TEH SUX!**** U MAN!

Mr_Smiles

Avatar: Kitten

Level 10 Permanoob

i dont bite... i just want a friend.

Super Troll Posted:

U SURLY ARE TEH SUX!**** U MAN!

ur mene. i no lyk yall. ur liek dose guyz ins ward 69.

i didnt lyk thems either.


i dont have many friends. do yu want 2 be my friend? i dont hurt my friends… often.

RAVENPUPPY

Avatar: Ashtray

[SFEF]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Mr_Smiles Posted:

ur mene. i no lyk yall. ur liek dose guyz ins ward 69.

i didnt lyk thems either.

well u gots me there!1

LetsHunt

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

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I ****ed your mom and your sisters next.

Gamma Ray Bu-
rst

Avatar: Gamma Ray Burst's Avatar
5

Level 10 Re-Re

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Dante Kinkade

Avatar: Dante Kinkade's Avatar
5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

To make the world better we should use the re-res for something good. Like food for third world nations or use their blood for ‘vampires’ to drink.


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Captain Suns-
hine

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 10 Re-Re

Dante Kinkade Posted:

To make the world better we should use the re-res for something good. Like food for third world nations or use their blood for ‘vampires’ to drink.

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InaneAnomaly

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2

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

whatwhat?


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