my_mother Posted:

Post in this thread, once only, alts permitted.

I will choose a random post using random.org.

The winning post will get 1 BP and I will write their name on my mammary glands and take a photo and post it in this thread.

I really will, I posted it in nonRP to prove my sincereness!

This contest ends when I get what I want. Not telling what that is.

This is a way to get the peen, but never have to pay up. She can really want the peen, but when questioned say she wants some stupid thing that will never happen. This is not to much a toxx violation, but going around the rules. A contest ends and the user pays up when the request is met, you need to formally know what the request is.

What exactly is Toxx :/ I see people quoting it in contests. bumumed it was a mod at first then figured that was wrong. >_>

Toxx Clause

A rule originating on the Something Awful message boards that calls for the banning of a member who does not follow his own proclamation. These proclamations are typically in the form of “If X happens, I will do Y.” The person who posts the claim is asked to follow through with his promised act or be banned for lying.

This rule originated from a forum member, Toxx, stating he would tape together the parts of his nether regions if a message board topic reached 5,000 replies. The Something Awful Administrator ordered that he post pictures of the completed act. No pictures were produced, and Toxx was banned as a result. The Toxx clause was instituted as a rule to discourage future members from making exaggerated claims.

Wylin Posted:

You don’t get the big give e-peen unless you give the bp.

The friend or flaimbait peen is the one people want anyone can get the big Give one easy.

MC Banhammer Posted:

I have TMed my_mother for the victory conditions. I’ve done this with several other contests (usu. of the guess-my-number variety). I will post a confirmation that it’s legitimate once I hear from her.

did you never hear from her or are you banning yourself for not following through

I’ll say again: I know what the victory condition is. It has not yet been met.

Oh. I must’ve posted that I knew in some other thread, because I know I’ve posted it.

She did mail me back and she told me what the condition was. It’s still attainable.