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Pumpkin Why Does God hate Me?

IAmCodyJordan

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie

[The CKY Crew]

Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

why does god hate me so much? why oh why me?


SUCK IT HOE!

Kerridwen_Ka-
li

Avatar: Kerridwen_Kali's Avatar
2

Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

Probably because you aren’t the Antichrist. God wants the Antichrist to come and destroy the world. Why? Because God is cruel like that.


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ravenblooDDa-
rkdreams

Avatar: ravenblooDDarkdreams's Avatar
1

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

dont worry. god doesnt exist.

yeah im an athiest. deal with it.


it’s better to burn out than to fade away. – kurt cobain

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Metanoia

Avatar: Deformed Child

[Fruit ****ers]

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

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Yakida

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Probably because you touch yourself at night.

While listening to Hawthorne Heights.

Makai Rythem

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

This is where you choose another god. I mean, there’s a million of them. *One* of them’s gotta be right.Log in to see images!


Future King of the Software Pirates

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

God hates you because he is all knowing.

Rasta-Theclo-
wn

Avatar: Rasta-Theclown's Avatar

Level 31 Emo Kid

I waste brownie points on anything that moves

Makai Rythem Posted:

This is where you choose another god. I mean, there’s a million of them. *One* of them’s gotta be right.Log in to see images!

I recommend Mictlantecutli, Aztec god of the underworld. I mean, what’s not to like about him?


0/10

Kerridwen_Ka-
li

Avatar: Kerridwen_Kali's Avatar
2

Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

I shall worship Ereshkigal, the Babylonian goddess of death and destruction, who had her minions tear her sister Inanna to shreds when Inanna dared intrude on Ereshkigal’s dark dominion.


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gAmeHolIc_vA-
mp1Re

Avatar: Emo Girl 1

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

God hates me, but the feeling is mutual

Dante Kinkade

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5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

God hates everyone because causing pain is the only thing that makes him happy, just like my dad who is only happy when beating me with his belt.


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Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

God hates you because everyone else was doing it.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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Warpvader

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Tsk, tsk… for shame.

God doesn’t hate you.

He loved you so much that he sent his only son to die for your sins.

No matter what you say or who you are, always remember that God will always love you. Log in to see images!


I can’t think of something creative and imaginative, so I’m just going to have to do with this sentence right here.

_Alex_

Avatar: Toilet 1

Level 54 Troll

“Bonegrinder the Merciless”

Warpvader Posted:

Tsk, tsk… for shame.

God doesn’t hate you.

He loved you so much that he sent his only son to die for your sins.

No matter what you say or who you are, always remember that God will always love you. Log in to see images!

God doesn’t love emos. God can’t save you if you kill yourself. It’s the ultimate sin that has no redemption. Because of this, emos don’t have a chance in hell Log in to see images!

Whereas I can troll, whoremonger and kill emos if I chose to, but as soon as I asked for redemption, viola, all my sins would absolved.

What a stupid religion.

Janie

Avatar: Janie's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

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