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The Ultimate-
Warlord

Avatar: 131376 2011-07-31 00:26:57 -0400
63

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Troll

Today, ALL FORUMS WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME!

Four words: I love this game! It’s like Grand Theft Auto for the interweb, because in GTA, you can carjack & shoot people without getting into trouble in real life, and you can pretty much do the same thing here, except obviously you spam forums instead. The story is interesting, there’s plenty of content, and best of all, it’s free!

Having said that, it’s not perfect. Sometimes, I get confused as to what to do next, but that’s all part of the game, I suppose. Performance is good on my machine, but there’s a few points where it slows down (but not horrendously).

In short, props to whoever made this game! Keep up the good work, guys!

DesdiPhoenix

Avatar: 75442 Wed Nov 12 18:57:30 -0500 2008
4

[T3H L33T HACK3RZ]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I’m seriously not trolling.

Who’s alt are you?

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

DesdiPhoenix Posted:

Who’s alt are you?

Funny, that’s the first thing that came to my mind, too.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

And yet, it’s still a completely WTF question. I mean, whether it’s an alt or not, what does anyone care?

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

I would troll and say that you are ET’s alt.

But instead I will inform you that perhaps Ayn Rands would have been a better place for this thread. I hope you enjoy your stay.

The Ultimate-
Warlord

Avatar: 131376 2011-07-31 00:26:57 -0400
63

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Troll

Today, ALL FORUMS WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME!

DesdiPhoenix Posted:

I’m seriously not trolling.

Who’s alt are you?

I’m not an alt. This is my one and only account. What makes you believe I’m an alt of someone else?

The Ultimate-
Warlord

Avatar: 131376 2011-07-31 00:26:57 -0400
63

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Troll

Today, ALL FORUMS WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME!

Master_Troll Posted:

I would troll and say that you are ET’s alt.

But instead I will inform you that perhaps Ayn Rands would have been a better place for this thread. I hope you enjoy your stay.

Thanks, I’m quite enjoying my stay at Forumwarz. I’m in it mostly for the game itself, so I may not be posting much.

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Well, try to get to level 35 and then see how you like this game. Opinions can change quickly.

Emo guy

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 21 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

He says he will be here only for the game and not flambate that opinion will very quickly change

The Ultimate-
Warlord

Avatar: 131376 2011-07-31 00:26:57 -0400
63

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Troll

Today, ALL FORUMS WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME!

Largehardoncollider Posted:

Well, try to get to level 35 and then see how you like this game. Opinions can change quickly.

Which can either mean: 1. Things will get really hard at a certain point in the game, or 2. It’ll take a lotta cred to get to level 35 & it’ll get repetitive.

Oh well, I’ll just take all the lumps as they come.

Doctor Whom

Avatar: 90155 Sun Nov 23 20:45:54 -0500 2008
5

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

He can’t be anyone’s alt. He doesn’t have the Contributor E-Peen or Nametag.Log in to see images!

pieyum

Avatar: 104284 Thu Jan 22 21:59:47 -0500 2009
7

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

illegal alt?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Okay, enough with alt allegations in Game Discussion.

Jeez. Can’t someone come in and rave about the game without being accused of having ulterior motives?

I still love this game, and enjoy it tremendously, and I doubt I’m the only one.

quantumenergy

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
43

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Dear The Ultimate Warlord,

I’m enjoying this game too, and I know you and me are not alone. This game has more than 100000 players, among which a few thousands play regularly, because we are all addicted.

Great job, Crotch Zombie. Keep up the good work!

Sick_Hacker

Avatar: 92134 2009-12-11 08:19:25 -0500
27

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

All I know is that this is the only game on the interwebs where listening to Pink Floyd turns you literally into a god amongst nerds.

The Ferv

Avatar: Middle Finger
7

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

MC Banhammer Posted:

I still love this game, and enjoy it tremendously, and I doubt I’m the only one.

This…

Emo guy Posted:

He says he will be here only for the game and not flambate that opinion will very quickly change

And this.

Welcome to the monkey house, Ultimate Warlord whatsit guy.

The Ferv edited this message on 02/10/2009 9:46AM

DesdiPhoenix

Avatar: 75442 Wed Nov 12 18:57:30 -0500 2008
4

[T3H L33T HACK3RZ]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Alright, alt or not, I’m glad you enjoy this game. I know I do. Welcome to forumwarz.

LordWeird

Avatar: 128379 Mon Mar 09 22:52:15 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Hell yes, this game ****ing owns.

The Ultimate-
Warlord

Avatar: 131376 2011-07-31 00:26:57 -0400
63

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Troll

Today, ALL FORUMS WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME!

Sick_Hacker Posted:

All I know is that this is the only game on the interwebs where listening to Pink Floyd turns you literally into a god amongst nerds.

If listening to Pink Floyd would do that, imagine what listening to Frank Zappa would do…

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

PROTIP: Back before everyone became jaded, people used to praise Forumwarz! There are threads out there on the internet that prove it. Keep an eye out for an upcoming blog post by Evil Trout that discusses the “glory days” in great detail.

Warlord, we’re glad you enjoy Forumwarz and we’re happy to have you here!

Jalapeno Bootyhole edited this message on 02/11/2009 11:07PM
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