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Bill_Murray_-
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Level 35 Camwhore

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Evil Trout

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I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

I’ve been playing this, and while it is full of awesome, I also think that the GTA-style parts are like pulling teeth. You can’t even hit other cars!

I honestly would like the game a lot more if it just jumped into the next level and cut those parts out altogether.

Bill_Murray_-
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Yeah, they were pretty boring…but Suda 51 doesn’t always get the biggest budget. But most of his games reach cult status simply by the talent of his writing – Killer7 was a magnificent political commentary, and NMH is just as well written, if not better.

JuggernautXUG

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though I respect your opinion I believe Donkey Kong is the Best Game EVER!

HunyrgLiekTe-
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Ah. I wanted to buy this, but then I saw the us/european version combarison in terms of bloodlessness (yay for making up words!). Yeah, because removing violence fron the game which draws its awesomeness from, among other things, over-the-top violence is just BRILLIANT, you know. Log in to see images!

Bill_Murray_-
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HunyrgLiekTehWofl Posted:

Ah. I wanted to buy this, but then I saw the us/european version combarison in terms of bloodlessness (yay for making up words!). Yeah, because removing violence fron the game which draws its awesomeness from, among other things, over-the-top violence is just BRILLIANT, you know. Log in to see images!

What? There’s blood all over the place in the U.S. version. Every time you kill an enemy, 10 gallons of the stuff comes pouring out. Log in to see images!

HunyrgLiekTe-
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[The Fondler of Bal-
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“Pain in the ASCII”

PIMPTASTIC-FROTH Posted:

What? There’s blood all over the place in the U.S. version. Every time you kill an enemy, 10 gallons of the stuff comes pouring out. Log in to see images!

Newsflash: I know.

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/06/no-more-heroes-video-compares-censored-and-uncensored-versions/

Rasta-Theclo-
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Level 31 Emo Kid

I waste brownie points on anything that moves

Best use of the Wiimote ever. Brawl outright ignores the Wiimote. Galaxy and Twilight Princess sort of tacked it on, and both could have sacrificed motion control without loss of quality. But the sheer, visceral quality of slashing someone into pieces with a gory finisher or pulling off a wrestling move? So immensely satisfying. The wisest idea, however, was not making motion control the main attack method. You’d get tired of hitting A, and it makes the finishers so much more satisfying.

EDIT: Nintendo, look at No More Heroes. This is how you should be using your Wiimote.

Rasta-Theclown edited this message on 03/14/2008 12:48PM

Bill_Murray_-
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HunyrgLiekTehWofl Posted:

Newsflash: I know.

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/06/no-more-heroes-video-compares-censored-and-uncensored-versions/

I see, I just misunderstood you then.

Actually, the Japanese version is bloodless as well. It’s actually the OPPOSITE of censorship – Suda51 threw blood into the American version in order to appeal to the prospective audience…and obviously it worked, because it’s one of the most popular Wii games in the US.

HunyrgLiekTe-
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[The Fondler of Bal-
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“Pain in the ASCII”

I see, but from my perspective this sucks anyway. We have to wait ~2 months longer for every goddamned game to como out here (and btw, releasing a game in Europe is one thing, but getting it in Poland is completely different story :/ ). We, so far, don’t have access to GH3 replacement discs with stereo. And now, we got one of the best games nerfed. Sigh.

...should’ve chosen emo kid, at least I’d have excuse for all this whining.

Bill_Murray_-
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Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

The only issue I have with the non-US versions lacking blood is that the colors are too dull without it. All of the color on the screen, the bold, vibrant red, really got me psyched in the middle of fights.

However, the lack of blood goes along with all the other Star Wars references, so it’s not a huge problem to me. The story was what made me love the game anyway.

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