my name is mr smiles, and i like kitties.

if i dont like kittens, your not my friend.

narth Posted:

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Kitties >.<

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you’re mean.

i’m going to have to kill you now.

Mr. Narth, it has come to our attention that you have severely damaged the already unstable mental state of Patient #510532, also known as Mr. Smiles. As a result of your actions, he has killed several patients in ward #69 in unspeakably bizarre ways, screaming “you burned the kitty! You’re going to die!” When we searched patient #510532’s room, we found a labtop, logged into this particular thread. We suspect you caused the aforementioned mbumacre.

Coincidentally, all the patients in the ward Mr. Smiles reached in his murderous spree were locked away as criminally insane and beyond redemption. Your actions have saved the asylum vast sums of money that would otherwise have been wasted keeping those human sgreat timesbags alive. We are allowing Mr. Smiles to continue his activities on this forum, and have set up an invisible fence system (like the ones used for dogs) to bumure that the next murder spree you cause him to commit rids us of even more sacks of ****. Thank you, and keep up the good work.

Mr_Smiles Posted:

i killed people.

but apparently its ok because they were naughty.

they set up a fence i cant see so i dont hurt anyone who doesnt deserve it.

it will hurt if i try to hurt nice people.

but i can hurt all the mean people i want.

mean people who burn kitties.

you’re doing good works.

shine on.

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where r teh hamstars

i wouldnt want to be your friend

BURN!!!!!

Kitties r for gayfabulous persons. Rel men liek me liem woman's genitalss!

I had a kitty once. Used him for target practice.

haha there’s something so completely unsubtle about this RP that makes it awesome.