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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

TRUST ME; it’s worth reading. This was on another forum.

br0kenrabbit says:

hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:

good evening

br0kenrabbit says:

What’s ip?

br0kenrabbit says:

up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:

On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

yes Log in to see images!

br0kenrabbit says:

Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:

My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:

No. I don’t even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:

hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:

Well…

Greg_ValveOLS says:

if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and pbumwords aint safe anymroe You know. LLog in to see images!

br0kenrabbit says:

Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:

dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:

Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

k

br0kenrabbit says:

Look, I don’t know how you go this MSN account name, don’t really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:

Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you’ll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:

huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

bs

br0kenrabbit says:

Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:

how

br0kenrabbit says:

Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:

oh k

br0kenrabbit says:

As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and pbumword.

br0kenrabbit says:

I’m putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:

why?

br0kenrabbit says:

Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

tos

br0kenrabbit says:

terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:

were?

br0kenrabbit says:

Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:

why

br0kenrabbit says:

I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:

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br0kenrabbit says:

I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I’m going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

k

br0kenrabbit says:

First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:

Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

ya

br0kenrabbit says:

Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

ya

br0kenrabbit says:

Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:

Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:

I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. Log in to see images!

Greg_ValveOLS says:

some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:

m

br0kenrabbit says:

Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

ya

br0kenrabbit says:

And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:

Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:

am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:

What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:

That depends on if you cooperate. You’re doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:

Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

yes

br0kenrabbit says:

Okay. And what is the pbumword bumociated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:

Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:

why

br0kenrabbit says:

So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:

can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:

clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:

wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:

Heh. You’ll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

ya

br0kenrabbit says:

Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:

Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:

k

Greg_ValveOLS says:

It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:

Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:

did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:

Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:

what

br0kenrabbit says:

Valve will never ask for your username and pbumword.

Greg_ValveOLS says:

what????

br0kenrabbit says:

I don’t work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:

omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:

Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:

Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:

i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give

my acount back pllllleeease i’m only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:

Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:

dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:

what

br0kenrabbit says:

Go mow some yards, ****.

Shii edited this message on 02/08/2009 5:53PM

Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

God, that is so old, but it’s ****ing hysterical still.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

It’s like a year+ old, but it just makes my day.


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

I lol’d.


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Fortunato Posted:

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Lament Posted:

I value your contributions to the FWZ society, and respect your opinions, no matter how much they may vary from my own.

You ****ing fine upstanding member of society.

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Shii Posted:

It’s like a year+ old, but it just makes my day.

NO THAT **** CAME UP IN 2004/2005 THE SAME YEAR HALF LIFE 2 GOT OUT

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

You’re too nice for the internet, Shii.


ilu man

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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

lulz.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I saw a scientific report thing on how male monkeys would trade their food rewards to look at pictures of female monkeys’ bumes. Google it.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

This one is great because the protagonist ends up being the thing he’s fighting.

Fantastic irony imo.

Also people on steam are so ****ing dumb it’s amazing and sad.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

lmao first time i’ve seen this

****ing hilarious imo Log in to see images!

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