Buy Brownie Points
Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

Log in or Learn about Forumwarz

Role Playing
Switch to Civil Discussion Role-Playing
Fun Happy Birthday Forumwarz

CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

CoreyJess Posted:

I’ll say happy birthday in 3 days, that’s when I’ll have been here for a year.

Log in to see images!

I wish there was an easy way to see when someone registered. I’ve been here for about a year, but I don’t remember what day I registered. I have apparently lost my registration email.


Log in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Say whatever you want, but CZ has made it clear that Forumwarz’s birthday is in October.

Because of this I’m moving the thread to GRP.

Your posts ITT make it painfully obvious you just want an Epeen for something that already happened and gave an Epeen.


CaptainDDL Posted:

I wish there was an easy way to see when someone registered. I’ve been here for about a year, but I don’t remember what day I registered. I have apparently lost my registration email.

Check your tubmail Log in to see images!


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Say whatever you want, but CZ has made it clear that Forumwarz’s birthday is in October.

Because of this I’m moving the thread to GRP.

Your posts ITT make it painfully obvious you just want an Epeen for something that already happened and gave an Epeen.

the entire game is based on getting E-Peens. Every action we perform, every thread we pwn, every visit we use, has an E-Peen waiting for us at the end (or a lot of lulz)

CZ said the birthday is in October. We can still celebrate the anniversary of forumwarz’s public launch

ghax edited this message on 02/08/2009 12:54AM

My contest is active once again. Send anonymoushaxor a friend request.

Post here to get a chance at a large amount of BP.

Give me Internets

Tootz

Log in to see images!

BauhausGirl, Quinn The Eskimo

Log in to see images!

BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

id make a cake but the house would burn down

mm cake.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

CaptainDDL Posted:

I wish there was an easy way to see when someone registered. I’ve been here for about a year, but I don’t remember what day I registered. I have apparently lost my registration email.

The easiest way is to check home -> hints on the Character page. The first hint (“Welcome to Forumwarz!” ) shows the date you played the game for the first time.


Log in to see images!

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

generichaxor Posted:

the entire game is based on getting E-Peens. Every action we perform, every thread we pwn, every visit we use, has an E-Peen waiting for us at the end (or a lot of lulz)

That’s fine and dandy, but the peen has come and gone. If you missed it, tough ****.

And out of curiosity, do you celebrate your birthday on the day you were born or the day you came home from the hospital? That’s pretty much what we’re talking about here.

ForumWarz got pushed out of ET’s vag on 10/31/07 but came home from the hospital on 2/7/08.


Log in to see images!

LadyCooper

Avatar: Poison Warning Sign
2

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Still Forumwarz’ birthday in my time zone!

Log in to see images!


Log in to see images!

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

spacekadt Posted:

And out of curiosity, do you celebrate your birthday on the day you were born or the day you came home from the hospital?

Neither. I’m not permitted to celebrate either event.

I came home from the hospital about 10 days after i was born.

ghax edited this message on 02/08/2009 12:59AM

My contest is active once again. Send anonymoushaxor a friend request.

Post here to get a chance at a large amount of BP.

Give me Internets

Tootz

Log in to see images!

BauhausGirl, Quinn The Eskimo

Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

spacekadt Posted:

That’s fine and dandy, but the peen has come and gone. If you missed it, tough ****.

And out of curiosity, do you celebrate your birthday on the day you were born or the day you came home from the hospital? That’s pretty much what we’re talking about here.

ForumWarz got pushed out of ET’s vag on 10/31/07 but came home from the hospital on 2/7/08.

ET has a woman's genitals? Log in to see images!


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

Log in to see images!

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Adding to the thread.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

Fran Posted:

ET has a woman's genitals? Log in to see images!

to your knowledge, does ET have a girlfriend / wife / sister?

i don’t know if he does


My contest is active once again. Send anonymoushaxor a friend request.

Post here to get a chance at a large amount of BP.

Give me Internets

Tootz

Log in to see images!

BauhausGirl, Quinn The Eskimo

Log in to see images!

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Fran Posted:

ET has a woman's genitals? Log in to see images!

Well, FWZ came from him so I took a few liberties in the name of amusing the crap outta myself Log in to see images!


Log in to see images!

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

spacekadt Posted:

Well, FWZ came from him so I took a few liberties in the name of amusing the crap outta myself Log in to see images!

of course ; ET is male from what i’ve heard.

ghax edited this message on 02/08/2009 1:03AM

My contest is active once again. Send anonymoushaxor a friend request.

Post here to get a chance at a large amount of BP.

Give me Internets

Tootz

Log in to see images!

BauhausGirl, Quinn The Eskimo

Log in to see images!

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

generichaxor Posted:

Neither. I’m not permitted to celebrate either event.

I came home from the hospital about 10 days after i was born.

So… when you have to fill out paperwork (since you’re apparently too much of a douche to celebrate a birthday), do you give them the date you were born or the date you came home from the hospital?

It’s not a difficult concept. Really, it’s not!


Log in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

generichaxor Posted:

CZ said the birthday is in October. We can still celebrate the anniversary of forumwarz’s public launch

oh my ****ing god you flip-flopping woman's genitals


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

spacekadt Posted:

too much of a douche

that’s pretty cruel. I’m not permitted to celebrate my birthday. How does that make me a douche? It makes the oppressive party a collection of douches, but not me.


My contest is active once again. Send anonymoushaxor a friend request.

Post here to get a chance at a large amount of BP.

Give me Internets

Tootz

Log in to see images!

BauhausGirl, Quinn The Eskimo

Log in to see images!

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

oh my ****ing god you flip-flopping woman's genitals

trolling… wait this is GRP… in that case, changing my viewpoint with ur evidence was completely legit.

i’m still fine

i know we’re not getting E-Peens for this, since ET probably doesn’t care about the public release date. I like to hope that we will get E-Peens and that ET cares about the public release date. However,I doubt that either is true.

ghax edited this message on 02/08/2009 1:09AM

My contest is active once again. Send anonymoushaxor a friend request.

Post here to get a chance at a large amount of BP.

Give me Internets

Tootz

Log in to see images!

BauhausGirl, Quinn The Eskimo

Log in to see images!

Ducksrule

Avatar: 86816 Mon Feb 16 06:59:46 -0500 2009
10

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

So you can’t celebrate birthdays… How then, may I ask, are you permitted to wish Forumwarz a happy birthday? Seems it would be against w/e is permitting you to not celebrate your own birthday.


Log in to see images!

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

Ducksrule Posted:

So you can’t celebrate birthdays… How then, may I ask, are you permitted to wish Forumwarz a happy birthday? Seems it would be against w/e is permitting you to not celebrate your own birthday.

i’m not permitted to celebrate my OWN birthday. also, forumwarz is an internet game, not a person. That’s why there are several birthday threads dedicated to me in advance.


My contest is active once again. Send anonymoushaxor a friend request.

Post here to get a chance at a large amount of BP.

Give me Internets

Tootz

Log in to see images!

BauhausGirl, Quinn The Eskimo

Log in to see images!

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Posting here for no reason


Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Click here to give me internets!

View/click my draginz please

Internet Delay Chat
Have fun playing!
To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!