Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:

I think the actress (credited as Kelly Cornflake) uses a different name in other videos. I know I’ve seen her somewhere before.

That’s because she looks a hell of a lot like Sarah Silverman.

Some hilarious stuff in here.

Fierce Almond Posted:

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One of my favorite Japanese legends, the Kuchisake Onna, slit-mouthed woman. She approaches people on the street, and her mouth is hidden (usually by a surgical mask, which plays into people’s fears anyway, since it’s common to wear them during cold season). She asks the unsuspecting victim “Do you think I’m beautiful?” If the victim answers “yes”, she will remove the mask, showing that her mouth has been split, ear-to-ear, by a sharp blade (the story often goes that it was done by her boyfriend).

She then asks again “Do you think I’m beautiful?”. The victim that screams is chased down, and his own mouth is split from ear to ear. The kind victim that maintains his cool and answers “yes”, should that ever happen, will free her from her life of hell, and she will be at peace.

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Janie Posted:

One of my favorite Japanese legends, the Kuchisake Onna, slit-mouthed woman. She approaches people on the street, and her mouth is hidden (usually by a surgical mask, which plays into people’s fears anyway, since it’s common to wear them during cold season). She asks the unsuspecting victim “Do you think I’m beautiful?” If the victim answers “yes”, she will remove the mask, showing that her mouth has been split, ear-to-ear, by a sharp blade (the story often goes that it was done by her boyfriend).

She then asks again “Do you think I’m beautiful?”. The victim that screams is chased down, and his own mouth is split from ear to ear. The kind victim that maintains his cool and answers “yes”, should that ever happen, will free her from her life of hell, and she will be at peace.

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This is awesome, btw.

Aulus Posted:

Sorry to correct you, however, if you answer yes, she will follow you to the door of your house and kill you there. The reason is because the word ‘pretty’ in japanese has a similar spelling to a word which means ‘to cut’, ao, the only way to escape would be to say so-so. There are other ways that you give her a specific item and shes confused or something for a second, and you can escape in that time. I cant remember the item, however.

Yes, I looked it up and found that out.

Here we go, I did a quick Wiki on it:

One way to escape is to present the Kuchisake-onna with amber, hard candy. Another is to say “pomade” three times (in some versions, six times). This will make her either falter and turn or run away. If the victim has pomade, they can write with it behind her back to keep her from following. The reason is rumored to be that this reminds her of either the dentist’s or (plastic) surgery smells, or that her boyfriend used it.

Goth_Jesus Posted:

Wow, thanks a lot. Now I won’t be able to sleep tonight for fear of a crazy woman wearing a surgical mask killing me. On that note, why don’t those stories ever have the option of just stabbing her in the face or other body part?

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I think she’d just come back and slice your face off…then eat it.

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