Sapper Posted:

Send her your left testicle, preferably tightly wrapped in your freshly trimmed foreskin. If you cant get the foreskin, then half your ballsack will work. Fed ex it so it is still fresh when it arrives, and be sure to garnish it with a few pubes.

If that doesnt prove your devotion, then kidnap her cat and post pictures of you one balling it on you Tube.

lol