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Sex SO I HAVE BEEN MATCHED TO FRAN

CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

for Valentine’s Day, by the jwred5&ducksrule matching company. What should I do to win her love? Log in to see images!


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Bondage****

Avatar: 83380 Fri Feb 06 21:48:18 -0500 2009

Level 32 Camwhore

Evil Trout's whore

CaptainDDL Posted:

for Valentine’s Day, by the jwred5&ducksrule matching company. What should I do to win her love? Log in to see images!

Kill her.

C3N0T4PH

Avatar: Code (Blue)

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 20 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

Pancakes.

Femline

Avatar: 124524 Fri Jan 23 03:23:48 -0500 2009

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Uhm, a romantic candlelit seafood dinner by the lakeside. Then give her a box of catnip chocolates.

At least, that’s what would win ME over; I’m sure other girls feel the same. :3


Mrowr! Come play with me. :3

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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Start a klan dedicated to her.


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Context

Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

The best way to a ladies heart is through suprise bum sex.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Context Posted:

suprise bum sex.

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

Send her flowers. Delicious flowers.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Offer her an epeen.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Context Posted:

The best way to a ladies heart is through suprise bum sex.

Knowing you’re a girl, this is the best post I’ve ever seen. Upvoted.


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Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Inertia Posted:

Context Posted:

surprise bum sex

Looming

Avatar: 53492 Mon Nov 24 17:14:02 -0500 2008
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Looming is now a meme.

Make sure you spray with Nodoro.


trespbumersw-
ill

Avatar: 103299 Fri Jan 16 02:30:06 -0500 2009
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

I HAVE DIFFICULTIES LETTING GO OF FORUMWARZ

Looming Posted:

Make sure you spray with Nodoro.

Also, give her some BP with little red, heart-shaped sprinkles on top. You can spell out something cute, like “Fran is awesome.”


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CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

trespbumerswill Posted:

Also, give her some BP with little red, heart-shaped sprinkles on top. You can spell out something cute, like “Fran is awesome.”

Stupid BP transfer doesn’t let you send messages with it. Log in to see images!


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trespbumersw-
ill

Avatar: 103299 Fri Jan 16 02:30:06 -0500 2009
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

I HAVE DIFFICULTIES LETTING GO OF FORUMWARZ

Make her some real brownies then.


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CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

trespbumerswill Posted:

Make her some real brownies then.

I think they would go bad before they made it to Brazil. Log in to see images!


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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

CaptainDDL Posted:

Stupid BP transfer doesn’t let you send messages with it. Log in to see images!

It really should. BP would make a good gift.


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trespbumersw-
ill

Avatar: 103299 Fri Jan 16 02:30:06 -0500 2009
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

I HAVE DIFFICULTIES LETTING GO OF FORUMWARZ

CaptainDDL Posted:

I think they would go bad before they made it to Brazil. Log in to see images!

Get on a plane to Brazil then.


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Sapper

Avatar: 8525 2009-12-20 17:41:27 -0500
19

[So ronery]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Send her your left testicle, preferably tightly wrapped in your freshly trimmed foreskin. If you cant get the foreskin, then half your ballsack will work. Fed ex it so it is still fresh when it arrives, and be sure to garnish it with a few pubes.

If that doesnt prove your devotion, then kidnap her cat and post pictures of you one balling it on you Tube.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

CaptainDDL Posted:

I think they would go bad before they made it to Brazil. Log in to see images!

They won’t be ultra fresh, but they certainly won’t go bad. Wrap them in plastic wrap then put them in a “throw away” tupperware container. FedEx and boom.. you have relatively fresh brownies the very next morning. Log in to see images!


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