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Sniddy

Avatar: Boobs
5

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

OK seriously this takes the ****

I lost about 9/10 in a row after being screwed over and needing scoops

Now I play sensible, I don’t expect to come out ‘on top’ and I know the house wins – but I kinda expect a fair fight

Now I wanna know once and for all, that that bastard thing cheats like crazy….I know that RNG is king and we worship it like the god it is, but come on….I get a 19 and it pulls off a 5 card 21…I get 17 – of course it has blackjack

...and why does it have to cheat, can’t we please just have a nice fair fight, the house still wins but seriously there is no way in frickin’ hell that thing is anywhere near straight, and I know I’m not alone in it seriously ****ing me the **** off


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BotenAnna

Avatar: Rocker Chick

[****Z]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Random numbers make me angry. On the internet. Random numbers on the internet, they anger me. I am angry about random numbers on the internet.

Sniddy

Avatar: Boobs
5

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

RNG is my god I live and die by the RNG

Crocked RNGs are the enemy they must be stomped on and squished from a great high with extreme prejudice


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

The house always wins.

When does gambling ever net you an increase


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

I still don’t get this I can play it and win flezz all the time, just stop playing if you lose 4 or more hands in a row and start again always work for me Log in to see images!


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Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

The house always wins.

When does gambling ever net you an increase

I use to win all the time, now it’s a ****ing ****woman's genitals.


“The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands, Keep Yours Busy”

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Well, these nuts

Are made for busting,

And that’s just what they’ll do

One of these days

These nuts are gonna

Bust all over you

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

With my mad gambling skillz I still managed to win around 5-10k everyday.

Maybe luck does affect gambling? Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

Come on, losing 100,000 more or less doesn’t really make that much of a difference now. Just relax.

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