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Program to help you understand how big your bum really is. Do you really want to rely on unscientific cheerleaders?
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http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/43798
You can’t see it. But others have been commenting on it since the days the cam****s slammed you in one of their lockers and the janitor needed a crowbar to get you out.
You’re not alone. There are countless like you. But you know what it takes to enter the 2chin elite these days. You can’t just talk the talk and get a membership card.
Get certified. Get rectum certified. |
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| Posted On: 02/03/2009 11:07PM |
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Zaeger makes a good bid, sure… he understands how important it is that this information is privately and securely retrieved.
FACT: Most people have fatter rears than they realize.
FACT: Most doctors will mismeasure your rear to protect your pride…and sell you acai berries for your belly fat.
FACT: By cutting my own throat, I’ve decided the winner will also receive some hip music: http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/43880 . Possibly ripp’ingly good.
Notice: There is no guarentee that this storefront will deliver the rippromatic to the same person that gets the high quality scanning software. Supplies are limited and the free offer is for a limited time not to exceed 24 hours. Hackmeister edited this message on 02/04/2009 1:02AM |
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| Posted On: 02/04/2009 12:32AM |
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At the end of the day… Do you really want to be known as a cowbum Log in to see images! and denied access to the goosefat only room?
Measure it accurately. |
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| Posted On: 02/04/2009 10:36PM |
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Man, nobody wants this? Sadness. The auction is almost over and it’s cheaper than most. |
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| Posted On: 02/06/2009 12:05AM |
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