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Boobs The Great Valentines Day Whore Contest: 5BP

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

ATTN Ladies of the Internets.

You are courtly invited to take part in a Forumwarz first ever since the Carol Contest (Which Druss buggered up). To take part, all you have to do is take a photo of your cleavage and post it for all to see. Please follow these guidelines to qualify.

Log in to see images! You must be wearing at least one item of clothing that is in the colour red

Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Write ‘Hi XI, I’m [your name here]’ on something small (a post-it note for example) and make sure your photo shows this

Log in to see images! No Trolling

Log in to see images!

This contest will end at the end of Valentines Day (02/14/09) at Midnight. So either mammary glands or GTFO!

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

-XI- Posted:

ATTN Ladies of the Internets.

You are courtly invited to take part in a Forumwarz first ever since the Carol Contest (Which Druss buggered up). To take part, all you have to do is take a photo of your cleavage and post it for all to see. Please follow these guidelines to qualify.

Log in to see images! You must be wearing at least one item of clothing that is in the colour red

Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Write ‘Hi XI, I’m [your name here]’ on something small (a post-it note for example) and make sure your photo shows this

Log in to see images! No Trolling

Log in to see images!

This contest will end at the end of Valentines Day (02/14/09) at Midnight. So either mammary glands or GTFO!

toxx

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Just cleavage, no nipples?

If yes I’m in Log in to see images!

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Fran Posted:

Just cleavage, no nipples?

If yes I’m in Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

He said cleavage, but not limited to cleavage. Obviously he means everything if the first full picture gets extra bp.

trespbumersw-
ill

Avatar: 103299 Fri Jan 16 02:30:06 -0500 2009
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

I HAVE DIFFICULTIES LETTING GO OF FORUMWARZ

Judging criteria, please?

Jim McPerson

Avatar: Mother and Children
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

tasty, milky melons Log in to see images!

panda_racer

Avatar: Chugging Beer
5

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

free BP?

Log in to see images!

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

trespbumerswill Posted:

Judging criteria, please?

Okay, maybe I should have added this in the OP, here will do just fine:

I will use my own discretion when deciding who will win the BP. This would be based on the quality of the photo and keeping the image at a reasonable size and generally how good those melons of yours are. If I can’t decide I’ll put it to a vote.

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Fran Posted:

Just cleavage, no nipples?

If yes I’m in Log in to see images!

-XI- Posted:

Log in to see images!

That looks like a yes to me.

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Sexist.

I’m male, and I shall post my breasts, and if you say don’t give me BP, I’m calling the ACLU.

Quimby the M-
ouse

Avatar: Blood Cells
3

Level 23 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

MeatLoafFan Posted:

Sexist.

I’m male, and I shall post my breasts, and if you say don’t give me BP, I’m calling the ACLU.

You have cleavage? He very specifically asked for cleavage.

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

This contest strictly says ‘mammary glands’, not ‘moobs’. I think I’ve just been trolled but I’ll let it slide.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Log in to see images!

Clearly not going to win but Log in to see images!

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Fran Posted:

Log in to see images!

Clearly not going to win but Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

bump needs more mammary glands

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Very nice cleavage, Fran, but I think you need to be wearing something red, not just holding up something red.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Acid Flux Posted:

Very nice cleavage, Fran, but I think you need to be wearing something red, not just holding up something red.

-XI- said it was fine so it was fine. Log in to see images!

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Fran Posted:

-XI- said it was fine so it was fine. Log in to see images!

I missed where he said that. Besides, I was just trying to convince you to post another pic. Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Acid Flux Posted:

I missed where he said that. Besides, I was just trying to convince you to post another pic. Log in to see images!

It was on IDC, after inspecting my closet I saw I had no red lingerie or red vulgar shirts… so he said I could use something else as long as I followed the other rules!

Truly a shame, I agree. Gotta go shopping tomorrow Log in to see images!

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