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Contest CONTEST: April 12th, 2009

Obsidian Bla-
cksteel

Avatar: 114995 Thu Jun 04 19:11:28 -0400 2009

Level 30 Permanoob

“Shit-for-Brains”

The Returning is at hand; have you your book of lore and your ring of fire?

The Flock are eager for the Returning to begin.

The Returning should be looked upon with Joy.

All of the Flock are equal in His Eyes.

Even the Lost Children are welcome at the Returning.

 

The Eggs are not symbolic; they carry the Answers within.

The Dragons are not the Answer; they are simply a different version of the Question.

The Final Answer draws closer; gather your kin.

Do you have faith?

Do you believe in the Question?

More importantly, do you believe in the Answer?

Seek the Answer within.

 

The Faithful have begun to gather.

I am pleased at what I have seen.

And yet, I wish I could see even more.

The offerings must be sanctified properly before we present them to Him.

If he accepts our offerings, then He shall reward us with the Answer.

This is why our offerings must be of the purest form, even before they are sanctified.

If you wish to present a pleasing offering, you must look within.

The most pleasing offers are given not from without, but from within.

 

You must journey into the Cave of Enlightenment to fully perceive the Question.

Seek that which is both within and within, and you shall draw nearer to the Question.

A properly presented offering will bring the faithful one step closer to the Question.

 

So many have come so close to presenting a pleasing offering.

And yet, none of the offerings have been presented in the correct manner.

The path has been illuminated by my words.

 

 

Only those that remain respectful and civil may continue past this point.

You may ask a single Question each day. It must be a Question that can be answered ‘Yes’ or ‘No’.

I reserve the right to ignore any Question I choose, for any reason I choose.

Further details will continue to be released, as progress moves forward.

 

Here are the Faithful, and their progress upon the Journey to the Answer.

Completed Stage One – 11 Players

C_Wenhoo

MP

Ninja Dragon

BrainPanSonata

Spkloi

DOPE-HARDCORE-0

FalCoN

zagerblag

Johnny Mac

MeatLoafFan

Jarwain

Completed Stage Two – 7 Players

MP

zagerblag

Ninja Dragon

Spkloi

MeatLoafFan

DOPE-HARDCORE-0

C_Wenhoo

Completed Stage Three – 7 Players

MP

Spkloi

MeatLoafFan

DOPE-HARDCORE-0

zagerblag

C_Wenhoo

Ninja Dragon

Completed Stage Four – 7 Players

MP

DOPE-HARDCORE-0

Spkloi

zagerblag

C_Wenhoo

Ninja Dragon

MeatLoafFan

Completed Stage Five – 6 Players

zagerblag

MP

Ninja Dragon

DOPE-HARDCORE-0

Spkloi

MeatLoafFan

FINAL PHASE – 6 Players

Well, now we come to Phase Six.

The Final Phase.

If you haven’t already completed Phase/Challenge Five, then you are now simply a spectator. But stick around, this is going to be fun.

Here are our six Finalists:

zagerblag, MP, Ninja Dragon, DOPE-HARDCORE-0, Spkloi, MeatLoafFan

First of all, I need this question answered by our Finalists before we can proceed.

Are any of you Alts of each other?

In other words, I need to know if each of you are unique contestants, and that we are dealing with six different players.

I will be asking a Mod to confirm this, by the way.

Please Tubmail me your answer. I don’t need to know if you have Alts outside of this contest, just whether or not you have more than one ‘Entry’ in here.

Once everyone has responded, we can proceed.

And, yes, I must have a truthful response, or you will be disqualified.

Obsidian Blacksteel edited this message on 02/24/2009 9:44AM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Before anyone asks: Yes, this is a legitimate contest. And a non-trolling one at that.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 02/03/2009 1:05PM

Judge-Bot 30-
00

Avatar: 65677 Wed Oct 15 23:22:21 -0400 2008
7

[Troll Ambulance Mu-
fasa
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Is the junk item “Easter Eggs” related to the contest?

Obsidian Bla-
cksteel

Avatar: 114995 Thu Jun 04 19:11:28 -0400 2009

Level 30 Permanoob

“Shit-for-Brains”

Judge-Bot 3000 Posted:

Is the junk item “Easter Eggs” related to the contest?

Excellent Question.

No.

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Do you believe in the Answer?

MP

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 58 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Why not…

Here’s my 1st Question:

Is this some sort of cryptogram or code?

Jesse Christ

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
1

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

I don’t even understand what to do xD

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Are the offerings any kind of game object at all?

Obsidian Bla-
cksteel

Avatar: 114995 Thu Jun 04 19:11:28 -0400 2009

Level 30 Permanoob

“Shit-for-Brains”

Raepdog Posted:

Do you believe in the Answer?

Yes.

Obsidian Bla-
cksteel

Avatar: 114995 Thu Jun 04 19:11:28 -0400 2009

Level 30 Permanoob

“Shit-for-Brains”

MP Posted:

Why not…

Here’s my 1st Question:

Is this some sort of cryptogram or code?

Yes; it is a puzzle.

Obsidian Bla-
cksteel

Avatar: 114995 Thu Jun 04 19:11:28 -0400 2009

Level 30 Permanoob

“Shit-for-Brains”

Fortunato Posted:

Are the offerings any kind of game object at all?

Yes… but be more specific with this question.

I will go ahead and elaborate. The offering is not a game object from Forumwarz.

Obsidian Blacksteel edited this message on 02/03/2009 2:33PM

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Easter Bunny Posted:

Yes… but be more specific with this question.

When you refer to offerings, do you mean that we, players of forumwarz, will at some point be able to acquire some item within the game of forumwarz related to or involved with this contest, and that item will be an object, whether a consumable, quest item or equippable. The item I refer to will not be a peen or anything. Is this true?

Edit: Well OK then. NM.

Fortunato edited this message on 02/03/2009 2:34PM

Obsidian Bla-
cksteel

Avatar: 114995 Thu Jun 04 19:11:28 -0400 2009

Level 30 Permanoob

“Shit-for-Brains”

I will return later to see if there are any new questions. Remember, one question per person per day.

Jesse Christ

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
1

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

Is there a back story behind the answer?

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

Do “book of lore” and “ring of fire” refer to Forumwarz items?

Spirithound

Avatar: Emo Girl 1
3

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Is the Answer Jesus?

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Does this (meaning all aspects of this activity, including but not limited to; prizes, recognition, and/or tasks that may need to be performed) have anything to do with dragcave.net (including but not limited to; dragons, dragon eggs, woman's genitalss, Gothzilla and/or spamming message boards)?

EDIT: This is a yes or no question. I should have phrased it simpler lol.

Okay, “Does this have anything to do with dragcave.net?” (Keeping in mind how open this question is)

-MLF- edited this message on 02/03/2009 3:55PM

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

MeatLoafFan Posted:

Does this (meaning all aspects of this activity, including but not limited to; prizes, recognition, and/or tasks that may need to be performed) have anything to do with dragcave.net (including but not limited to; dragons, dragon eggs, woman's genitalss, Gothzilla and/or spamming message boards)?

EDIT: This is a yes or no question. I should have phrased it simpler lol.

Okay, “Does this have anything to do with dragcave.net?” (Keeping in mind how open this question is)

Obviously.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Is the prize a quantity of BP?

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

zagerblag Posted:

Obviously.

Not necessarily. It could have nothing to do with it, and in face be a regular easter activity that has nothing to do with dragons.

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