Acid Flux Posted:

Even if you get filet mignon every night, sometimes… you just crave a cheeseburger.

So you’re saying you like BAD porn?

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Like I said, it’s what you wish you were doing, even if you don’t know you’re wishing it. Be honest: if you watched a porn of stuff you already do on a regular basis, would you watch it again? Doubtful.

There are countless ways to present something IMO. Believe it or not, you can learn new stuff you’ve never heard of from professionals. Yeah, you’re right that a lot of stuff would become redundant if you did it yourself, but good pr0nstars don’t all act the exact same way…

DarkDespair5 Posted:

There are countless ways to present something IMO. Believe it or not, you can learn new stuff you’ve never heard of from professionals. Yeah, you’re right that a lot of stuff would become redundant if you did it yourself, but good pr0nstars don’t all act the exact same way…

It comes down to the appeal being in the differences, rather than the similarities.

OrsonScottCard Posted:

So you’re saying you like BAD porn?

Dude… not what I meant, lol.

What I mean is that even if you’ve got a really sexy wife/girlfriend that’s really into you, and you have fun on a regular basis (i.e., the filet mignon), sometimes, you get a craving for a simpler, less exotic thrill. When I hang out with my friends and we drink a few beers, throw some darts, shoot some pool,and occasionally end up at the Gold Club (local gentlemen’s club), it’s not because I love my wife any less or am any less attracted to her. I just like a little variety.

If you like porn don’t be ashamed of it. Don’t be afraid to speak out because people want to villainize it. Don’t surrender your balls out of modesty and bow down to this bull****. Say I like porn. I like watching ****es get pounded and face ****ed and great timesmed on and I’m not going to apologize for it. Don’t buy the lie. Don’t listen to these ****es who want you to bow down and lick the **** off their boots and surrender your male reproductive organ and wrap you around their finger. Say look ****, I’m the man, now bend over and get ready for some bum to mouth before I lay down my pimp hand.

Lord Shplane Posted:

Also, because I’m 18, and as such am still not quite out of the “ZOMG BEWBS *FAP FAP FAP*” phase of my life.

You never really grow out of that phase, you just learn to hide your reactions better as you get older.

DarkDespair5 Posted:

Erm…I detect a bit of unfairness towards girls there…

Celerysteve Posted:

Say look honey, I’m the man, now bend over and get ready for some sweet lovin’ before I draw you a bath.

Better?

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Better?

LMFAO. Forget what I said. Kinda trollish on your part though…

OrsonScottCard Posted:

You never really grow out of that phase, you just learn to hide your reactions better as you get older.

Ah, alright. That explains why I’m not quite out of it yet.

EDIT: Meant to put a joke here but then I got too bored to think of one.

Shii Posted:

You’re like a parody of yourself. xD

If you’d posted anything other than this in this thread, I’d be disappointed. Thanks for sticking to your guns, Celerysteve. *salutes*.

EDIT: And because I feel obligated given the context of the thread and the rest of the replies, for me, porn is a fantasy device. Real women having real sex is boring. You see women every day. If you’re not getting creative and experimentive then it gets old.

I try to avoid it as much as I can, because of my religious views, but yeh. Normal porn leaves something to be desired, for me.

Oh really? Are you a Christian? Dude… Lol… It’s like you you got all the support of half a dozen CS bashers chanting behind you, and you’re so completely overconfident by that you have no perspective of what a tool you make yourself look like… What a maroon. I feel like bugs bunny, and I got Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd and every goofy minor antagonist character from the series making themselves into a comic device for my own amusement. What’s up doc?

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