I am not one of the people after him. I just find this guys antics to be astoundingly gay. He is both what I hate and love about the internet rolled into one big gay TOTALLY STRAIGHT ball.

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Encyclopedia Dramatica Posted:

Chris-chan (AKA: Sonichu, CWC, Christian Weston Chandler), born February 24, 1982, is a perverse, gay, overweight, self-proclaimed “high-functioning autistic” virgin man-child, and creator of his own awesomely drawn series of comics starring his brilliant crossover of Pikachu and Sonic.

Chris wears a medallion around his neck in homage to his yellow Sonic recolor, In public. As if that weren’t lame enough, Chris-chan actually has three a **** load of medallions: The Black Sonichu medallion, and a Rosechu medallion (which he planned on giving to his sweetheart), suggesting that he has far too much free time on his hands. Triple, in fact, the amount originally suspected.

His hobbies include creating My Little Pony figures with his own pubic hair, stalking women at the mall, finding a “Boyfriend-Free girl to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up”, drawing (and actually uploading) pictures of himself having sex with his only friend, drawing porn of his hedgehogs, and recently, taking naked pictures of himself.

And just to prove that this isn’t bull****…

Fanmail

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*reaction to fanmail*

Surprisingly I’m trying to be as serious as possible, given the… *Ahem* cirgreat timesstances. If you think this should be in a rp forum then I can pack my things and move it on up.

To the east side.

To a deluxe apartment in the sky.

Movin on up

To the east side.

We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don’t fry in the kitchen;

Beans don’t burn on the grill.

Took a whole lotta tryin’

Just to get up that hill.

Now we’re up in teh big leagues

Gettin’ our turn at bat.

As long as we live, it’s you and me baby

There ain’t nothin wrong with that.

Well we’re movin on up,

To the east side.

To a deluxe apartment in the sky.

Movin on up

To the east side.

We finally got a piece of the pie.