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[The Airship]

Level 69 Hacker

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Admitted for severe headache accompanied by a fever. Patient presents difficulty turning the neck. Patient is alert and oriented times 3 and has normal heart rate and blood pressure. Patient denies using any medication. Differential?


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
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[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

It’s Lupus

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[The Airship]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

ANA is negative, it’s not lupus

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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

Vaccinate him against tetbum. Log in to see images!

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[The Airship]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Anyone have an idea that isn’t completely idiotic?

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Spinal tap. Test the cerebrospinal fluid for meningococcus.


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Fapping

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[The Airship]

Level 69 Hacker

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Chase, do an LP on the patient. Also run usual blood work and tox screen. Everybody lies.

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Greg House

Avatar: 59019 Thu Oct 16 20:51:14 -0400 2008
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Level 35 Hacker

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Biopsy the brain.

Skyman113

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[Island of Avalon]

Level 29 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

Break into his house and look for drugs.

Fapping

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[The Airship]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

The patient could die if we tried to biopsy his brain over a simple headache.

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Greg House

Avatar: 59019 Thu Oct 16 20:51:14 -0400 2008
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Fapping Posted:

The patient could die if we tried to biopsy his brain over a simple headache.

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Damn you, Cameron. I know that, you know that but the patient doesn’t need to know that.

Where are you going?

You’re going to go tell Cuddy aren’t you?

Greg House edited this message on 02/09/2009 11:14PM

Fapping

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[The Airship]

Level 69 Hacker

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House! You are not going to do a brain biopsy on that patient over a simple headache. Are you out of your mind?

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Pavilion

Avatar: 74903 2011-07-31 00:19:12 -0400
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

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Hello, this is a Blue Cross representative making a notice to inform you that we will not be issuing payment for the procedures you are attempting.

Please note that the patient is filing for bankruptcy; could your hospital pay the bill instead, yes or no? If not, we can file a lawsuit for fraudulent practices.


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Hi Everybody.

Don’t worry. I will take things over from here.

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Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Greg House

Avatar: 59019 Thu Oct 16 20:51:14 -0400 2008
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Fapping Posted:

House! You are not going to do a brain biopsy on that patient over a simple headache. Are you out of your mind?

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Damn it Cuddy. If you spent one minute to actually look at the chart instead of trying to keep the hospital from getting sued you’d realize the only option is to biopsy the brain!

But I should know better only a real doctor would know that.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Greg House Posted:

Damn it Cuddy. If you spent one minute to actually look at the chart instead of trying to keep the hospital from getting sued you’d realize the only option is to biopsy the brain!

But I should know better only a real doctor would know that.

With my medical experience, I say do the biopsy. No one knows better than Dr. Nick.

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Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Catt although

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Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Waiting on LP results. Also, if it’s just a simple headache, why was the patient admitted?


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Odalisque Posted:

Spinal tap. Test the cerebrospinal fluid for meningococcus.


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Catt although

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Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Well, since the test is taking so long, we’d better start Cefotaxime 2 grams Q8H.


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Drunkenlazyb-
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Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

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Perhaps my sonic screwdriver can be used to biopsy the brain.


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